Elizabeth: I don't even know what to say....Oh wait!!! Yes I do!!! The dumbest thing happened a few days ago.
Titi: Pray, tell.
E: What do you mean by pray? I stopped going to church a while ago. Why would I pray?
T: It means tell me.
E: In what? Spanish?
T: Yes, in Spanish. No.
E: Then what?
T: It's just an old saying.
E: It must be really old cuz I have never heard of it before.
T: (gives Elizabeth a weird look)
E: Thanks for that. Okay, so like I was saying.... So when I was leaving school...Tuesday?? Tuesday. After environmental group, i think it was, you know that one girl with red hair?
T: Uhhh...
E: I used to be friends with her in, like ninth grade.
T: Whatserface? Wait, what was her name?
E: Hold on, I'll pull her up on myspace.
T: HER????
E: yes, her. Now stop that. I have a story to tell. And you know that one girl who's really tall and whatever shirt she wears always shows her stomach.
T: (*name has been omitted so we don't get crap talk from the actual person.)
E: yup. Apparently they talk to each other. But that wasn't my story. So red haired girl was all, "Yeah, i don't hang out with girls here (*school name has been omitted so perverts can't track us down) because. not to be mean, but they're all slutty." And you want to know what midriff said?
T: What did she say?
E: "OMG, I know!!!! It's so disgusting." When, out of all the people in the school, "not to be mean," is the sluttiest of them all. Not that I'm counting. But I could.
T: Really? (laughs) How ironic.
E: I..wow...I can't believe some people are so dumb.
T: What I love is how the people who are always talking crap about people are the same ones who do the exact same thing. Hypocrite, anyone?
E: I agree. No, wait, that doesn't sound right. Um...that is correct. I sound like I'm on a game show.
T: Yeah, you do actually.
E: That was all I have for right now. I had more but I forgot it. Nothing new there.
T: I tell you to write these things down. Why don't you listen to me? I'm right 99.9% of the time.
E: I'm blank.
T: Why was this so much easier a couple days ago?
E: Because I had energy. I'm dead from adding all those dang widgets.
T: widgets. That's a funny word. Haha. Widgets.
E: yes, yes it is.
T: we have to tell the football people congratulations on their win yesterday.
E: Finally. Not that I could play any better. Or could I..?
T: The world may never know.
E: No. They won't. Because they won't let girls play in the NFL.
(awkward silence)
E: okay, I've got something.
T: que es?
E: First of all, no Spanish. I get enough in fourth hour.
T: Espanol es muy bueno.
E: I'm done with the blog. FOR-EV-ER.
T: (laughs)
E: That is such a good movie.
T: I love it! We should go watch it. If you have it.
E: I don't have it.
T: I don't have it.
E: Then we can't do that obviously.
T: I am saddened now. :(
E: Yeah, so back to what I was saying...
T: What were you saying? MUSIC TIME!! (turns on music player on her very expensive phone that Elizabeth is very jealous of.)
E: I wasn't saying anything yet cuz you started talking Spanish.
T: It's not that expensive!!! Spanish is awesome so neahhhh!!!
(titi goes to do the laundry)
E: I can't have a conversation with myself. Thank you, titi.
(after about ten minutes of looking through facebook to see who actually added our invite...)
T: Anyway...
E: I think this is the lamest post we've done yet.
T: But we've only done three.
E: True. I think we should just peace out for now.
T: Sure. Why not?
E: Peace.
T: we could possibly come back later. If we don't die first.
E: Happy thoughts, titi, happy thoughts.
T: Is that giving me permission to talk about boys?
E: OHHH!!!! THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT!!
T: So this isn't over yet.
E: No, not at all. It will never end...I'm kidding.
T: Until I fall asleep.
E: Okay, so what were we going to say about guys?
T: Uhhhhhh...
E: I can tell you everything I don't like about them, that's what.
T: sure, let's start with that.
E: Trust me, I've got a list. Not handy, though. bad timing.
T: primero-
E: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SPANISH??????
T: No recuerdo.
E: No comprendo. No me gusta.
T: si, te gusta mucho.
E: Okay, seriously, no more arguing over spanish or this post is going to be so long that it will put people to sleep and they will never come back to our wicked site again.
T: That means I win.
E: Fine. I don't care. You always win when it comes to spanish, anyWAY. Not anyWAYS.
T: ow, my head.
E: And now to my list of things I hate about guys. Here it is: EVERYTHING.
T: Here we go with the rants again.
E: No. I'm done. Everything. That's my list.
T: I got nothin to reply to that.
E: Well, I do. Word of warning to guys: Stop being jackasses.
T: I concur.
E: Actually, that's not a warning. But you want to know what I love about guys?
T: Their abs, their hair, their smile, their eyes, ...
E: No. Nothing.
T: QUE????
E: I'm not even going to bother this time. My answer to that is... I don't have an answer to that.
T: Fine then. WHAT???
E: You have got to be kidding me. (talking about idiotic neighbors outside)
T: (looks outside) THEY'RE BACK??? I hate my life.
E: I hate our neighbors.
T: But you are my neighbor.
E: I mean that one.
T: oh.
E: We should get back to what we were talking about. This is ridiculous. Why can't we stay on topic?
T: Attention deficit di---oooo! boys!
E: O. M.G.
E: Wow. This post is so long.
T: And it's about nothing. NOTHING.
E: We can always revise it.
T: No, I like how we can talk about nothing for over an hour.
E: True that. NO NO NO!!!! Don't say it! We'll get off topic.
T: Fine then.
E: Back to guys. I think one post we should make, like, a word of warning booklet for girls. Here's warning number one: Don't open any picture mail from a guy.
T: Don't fall for your best guy friend.
E: Don't message the annoying guy back. He'll start stalking you. (*cough*TITI*cough)
T: It's not my fault!!!
E: Yes, I am aware of that. I hope he reads this.
T: I don't think he reads. Except my messages.
E: That is so, so sad.
T: Next warning: Can this one be for the guys?
E: Knock yourself out.
T: Guys, if you like a girl, TELL HER FOR GOD SAKES!!! WE ARE NOT IN THIRD GRADE ANYMORE WHERE YOU DON'T TELL A GIRL YOU LIKE HER.
E: It's so weird when you find that stuff out a year later. But on the other hand, you know what's annoying?
T: What?
E: WHEN THEY ASK YOU OUT A MILLION TIMES IN A ROW FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT. I almost died.
T: ohhhh that's bad.
E: Yea, you can say that. Try LIVING with it. That sucks. Oh, I've got a word of warning: Don't get involved with 1) a married man 2) a guy you had relations with who now has a gf.
T: Not even going to go there.
E: Yea, that one married guy who told me he was divorcing his wife... He never did.
T: Awkward.
E: (Checking the site that allows us to track down everyone who reads our blog) Soooo....we got some new visitors. Minneapolis, us about five times, st thomas. There's only one person I know who goes to st thomas.
T: (*name omitted by elizabether cuz she wants nothing to do with the person anymore)
E: Lovely. Just lovely. At least it adds viewers. Haha he's going to know if I talk about him. Which I am right this minute. Wow, this post is long.
T: We should end it now. Peace.
E: Out.
Confessions of Two City Girls
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Maybe...
You have to let go of who you were
To become who you will be...
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Our Theme
4 E V E R
4 E V E R
by The Veronicas
Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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Who We Are
Titi:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
Elizabeth:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep