Elizabeth: I have stuff to talk about today!!!!
Titi: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. (Ten points if you figure out which movie it's from)
E: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! That is soooooo random!!!
T: I'm going to run away now.
(Titi gets up to leave)
E: Titi??? Titi??? Wherefore art thou going???
T: (back from her mysterious trip up the stairs. I think it was. I wasn't watching.) Go on with what you had to say.
E: Umm. sorry, this song is bothering me and I can't think.
T: Well you're song was depressing!!!
E: Um, no!!!! It was funny. Like, how weird would that be if you met the perfect guy and then went home met his girlfriend?? I'd feel like a whore. Quite fitting since our school is one as a whole.
T: That's horrible!
E: But the truth, no?
T: I plead the fifth.
E: Wha???
T: I have the right to remain silent.
E: Stop with your AP American History talk. I haven't taken that class yet.
T: I learned that in civics in eighth grade.
E: I didn't take that class.
T: I have nothing to talk about. But you do, so go on.
E: Oh yes, that is true. You know what's annoying?
T: My brother.
E: Yes, and when guys ask you for girl help. Or just guys in general.
T: Oh yes, guys can be annoying.
E: Or when they talk about how hot other girls are and ask if you think so too. Like, what am I? Lesbian now?
T: Awkward.
E: Sorry, I have a lot of guy stuff to day. Maybe because I'm annoyed with them. BUT IT SOOOO IS!!!! It's like, you don't hear me talking about how hot your friend is. I don't want to know that. If I wanted to know that, I'd ask.
T: Would you really ask?
E: If I was lesbian. So no.
T: I got nothing.
E: Well, I have something. You know what else is annoying?
T: When you get locked out of your hotel room because of two stupid boys. Although, they are quite funny.
E: Hey, you could have asked the front desk for a key. But, I must say, that was a good excuse to chillax with them. Classic. I'm using that one. Just kidding.
T: "I got locked out of my hotel room. Can I chill with you?"
E: Doesn't sound bad to me.
T: But I wasn't even planning on chilling with them!!! So can I tell you the story even though you've already heard it?
E: No. Yes, I was kidding.
T: So blue eyes, he has blue eyes, there we go..., calls me and is like, "Where are you?" and then I said, " In the hotel room." And then he was like, "What's your room number? Cuz me and brown eyes are coming up right now. " So I tell him, "Room 328." Which was the wrong number. So then he calls me like five minutes later, "Come outside your room cuz we can't find it." And then I walk outside and close the door behind me and leave my key inside the room, locking myself out. So I was forced to listen to their babblings about girls. And now I'm done.
E: Ha. Ha. You are so lame. And "forced" to chill with them? Or WANTED to? DON'T LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: ENOUGH EXCLAMATION POINTS???
E: Nope. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Are you done now?
E: Hating on men, listening to your story, or exclamation points?
T: Exclamation points.
E: Yeah, I'm done with that.
T: Anything else you wanted to rant about?
E: Heck yes. You know what else is annoying?
T: Sarah Palin.
E: True that man. No. When a guy wants to find out how big another guy's dick is so then he asks you if you have ever blown him before. That happened to me today.
T: SAD!!!! I didn't know guys actually talked about stuff like that.
E: Yeah. You sit at a table with all guys and then you tell me if you don't feel scarred for life.
T: Not even going to got here.
E: Haha, what's funny about that is the guy we were talking about (you know him, titi, the one I can't stand who's in love with me, apparently everyone associates me with him, which is scary) was at the table right next to us and when I pointed (which is never a good idea) and said, "WELL WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM???????????" I think he noticed. He gave me a weird look.
T: Did they ask him?
E: Ha. Yeah, like they would. They just figured it was small.
T: Oh my lord.
E: You're tellin me. It amazes me that I can digest food.
T: Nope. Nope.
E: "Nope nope" what?
T: Idk, I have nothing else to say.
E: HOW DO YOU NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY??? I've got something else to say. You know what I've been wondering?
T: Que?
E: Why does everyone think I'm going to get pregnant? When I was watching "juno" with my fam, right when juno said she was 16, my mom gave me the death stare. And then she kept expecting me to know what the blueberry scented? Flavored? condoms meant. Like, what? Does she think I use them or something?
T:Because it's always the quiet ones who get pregnant first.
E: And how does that explain (*name has been omitted to protect her identity)
T: Hahaha, there's always the exception.
E: Whatever. I think...I don't know what to think.
T: I think it's not illegal yet.
E: What's illegal? And we probably shouldn't talk about anything too illicit, unless we want to, like, get busted by cops or something. And we know my mom would be more than overjoyed to do that.
T: I was saying "think, " it's not illegal yet.
E: I'm still confused. Just say it.
T: (Shoot me,my sister and elizabeth are talking about this one stupid song)
E:"ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRL" BY JET IS NOT A STUPID SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S CLASSIC AND IT IS AMAZING. YOU SO NEED TO EXPAND YOUR MUSIC TASTE TITI OR I WILL HAVE TO CLAIM NOT TO KNOW YOU.
T: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE SONG IS LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAME LAME LAME LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: Okay, I've got an idea, and this will involve anyone who reads this. IF ANYONE ELSE LIKES THE SONG, POST YOUR COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK, CBOX, OR WHERE EVER TITI AND I CAN REACH. I bet you ANYTHING I will win this. ANYTHING. Actually, no, I can't bet anything. I'm a poor child.
T: I already have pretty much everything.
E: Hm. Then let's bet. I mean, I'm going to win sooooooooooooo....I shotie the laptop! Just kidding.
T: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!!!!!
E: That's a mo-vie.
T:Oh yea,I never did get to see that movie.
E: I care not to. It has the girl from "Desperate Housewives." I hate that show. It's so...chic flick-ish. No offense, titi.
T:Wha..?Whats that supposed to mean?
E: Well, you're all... "romance, romeo and juliet, lovey dovey shitte" and I'm all, "why didn't they bomb the goddarn guy??? where are the bombs??? THIS NEEDS MORE ACTION!!!!" Like, I'm the one who hates romance and you are in heart with it.
T:First of all-Drop Beats,not bombs.Second of all- I DO LIKE ACTION MOVIES!!I just like romance-y stuff more.GOSH!!!!!!
E: haha. Drop beats, not bombs. That's funny. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. You...action movies. THAT'S funny. Who's the on who doesn't like "Saw"? Or "Transformers"? (Which is a crime right there.) (oh, and sorry for my bad mood today, I actually got pissed off at someone today, which never happens.)
T:(You were in a bad mood today?I didn't even realize it)I have too seen "Transformers!"well it was confusing!Anyway,GOOD LUCK TO THE FOOTBALL TEAM! For the love of all that is chocolate,BEAT WOODBURY!!!
E: Yeah, well, it happened in second hour. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY GOOD LUCK TO PEOPLE ON HERE??? You are so funny. And you can't put the city name on here either. We could get those perverted stalkers after us. I don't want another. Just kidding. (HE knows I'm talking about HIM.)
T:MAYBE BECAUSE I HAVE SCHOOL SPIRIT! Anyway, I can put the city name if I feel like it, No one's gonna stalk Woodbury(Ooops,I did it again).And even if they do,oh well.
E: Yeah, I have school spirit too, but it's WOODBURY. As much as I hate WOODBURY ( And I would say sorry to those I know who live in WOODBURY...but I don't want to apologize. Why? Because I'm in a bad mood. Why? because of overachievers that don't like to have fun. That's why.) How many times now have they lost? Yeah. That's what I thought.
T: Either way,over 2/3rds of the school will be at the game. Might as well join them. By the way, did you say Woodbury enough times?
E: No. WOODBURY WOODBURY WOODBURY sucks.
T: I concur.Anyway we should end this, so PEACE <3
E: OUT. And like I said, TELL US IF YOU LIKE THE SONG BY JET!!!! I promise I will win, Titi, I promise.
T: Promises are made to be broken
E: So are boy's hearts.
T: Ouch,heartbreaker right there. Watch out chicos, she just might tear your fragile hearts
E: You make them sound so nice. Why does everyone think that about me???? I'm not THAT mean.
T:Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.Anyway To those of you going to the game,have fun,but not too much fun. And as our favorite Coach would say "HAVE A CHEMICAL FREE WEEKEND!(well, night in this case.But you know what I mean)"
E: I disagree. Have too much fun. You're only in high school once.
T: Unless you have issues and need to repeat it.
E:Like our neighbor.
To Be Continued......