E: I have something interesting to talk about today. But I forgot it, so hold on. (five seconds later) Okay, I remember. You know what I have been thinking about? I'm not waiting for a response. The future.
T:OMG me too!(do not make fun of me on how prep/cheerleadery that sounded). But anyway, So have I. All I know is that I want to study abroad in foreign countries during college. And to go to college somewhere outside of Minnesota.
E: I wasn't going to make fun of you for that. I didn't even think of that. Like I would be that smart to. Duh. You should study abroad. Or live abroad. You know you want toooooo! But when I was thinking about my future, I was like, yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's going to wicked awesome. Like, I'm going to be the next bill gates/Donald trump, and at the same time be president, be the first female NFL coach, and be making movies. And now I have a list of things I have to get people with all my money. For example, (I'm going to use real names since I'm not talking bad about anyone) I owe your family a mansion, Anna gets a skyscraper and my basement, and Kasey said I should buy him video games or just anything. I need to get a list going so I can remember this or I man going to get some angry phone calls when I'm rich.
T: And when I am rich and an ambassador to Spain or somewhere, I owe my daddy and mommy a house,or two. A few cars, a private island. And well, I can't think of anyone else I would owe money to, but I'm sure I could find some people.
E: You don't need to get him a house, I've got that covered. Good luck finding a private island. Yeah, I really need to get a list going. We should put that on here. And you would THINK, people would be SMART NOW and start, like, sucking up to me or something, ...but that's not my problem. When they're homeless and I have fifty houses, they better not come complaining to me cuz I'll be all, "Well, I warned you in high school." I've got my motto already: When I'm rich you'll be my bitch. But I can't really take credit for that. It's Katy Perry's song company or lyric publishers or something. Whatever.
T: What are you going to do with fifty houses? My motto is: "Live your life to the fullest, because you only get one. " oh, and my other is: "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow". And I didn't come up with either of those.
E: Give them to people who need them and then laugh at the people I know who were stupid enough not to ask for one. And by people who need them, I mean the REAL homeless people. Haha, you're motto is so nice. Mine is so mean. But I mean, I know I'll have good life. I've got connections, duh. And then I'll make you ambassador, in case that hasn't already happened, which it probably will.
T: I've taken almost enough Spanish to be named an Ambassador.My motto is nice because I'm a nice person. Well, at least most of the time. Oh and all you have to do for me is have the Vikings win a Super Bowl. Then I'll be fine.
E:Seriously, you know more Spanish than the teachers. You're like a walking translator. I will get them to win a Super Bowl. When I get in there, all those players are going out. I really want to know who their player manager is. Really. He's got to be blonde.
T:Need I remind you that you are blonde too?
E: Yeah, but not a total blonde. If I was totally blonde, I wouldn't be in AP and honors classes. It's jsut easier to talk blonde sometimes cuz then no one asks you for help, which is a time saver. Unless he was hot. Cuz then I wouldn't mind at all. Not at all...ahem. Cough Cough. AHEM.
T: What.. what's that about? Not true, if you've seen my AP and Honors classes, you would no they are letting pretty much ANYONE into them.
E: I'm just saying...if any guy needs a tutor...I'm on it. I will clear my schedule. JUST kidding about the last part. Um, I need a life. Just saying. it is ridiculous how they let everyone and anyone in. I feel smarter in those classes, unlike where I normally feel dumb. Or get called that. By a SOPHOMORE. I will never forgive him for that. Just watch, Wednesday...it's goin' down.
T:Which sophomore was this?Do you want me to get the Junior and Senior Mafia after him? Cuz you know I will. That would suck to be called dumb by a sophomore.
E:(*name has been omitted cuz he can beat me up) No no no, I don't want that, he's too adorable. Haha I guess I really don't care since I've got a thousand comebacks to use against him.
T: Que interesante(yes I just used spanish in daily conversation, what are you gonna do about it?). Well in that case, we won't get the Mafia after him. I don't feel like dealing with sophomore guys right now. Rawr is all I'm going to say on that subject.
E: Nothing, I am going to do absolutely nothing about it. Why? I am lazy. That's why. No, don't get the mafia after him. He's okay. (looking) I wonder why you wouldn't talk about sophomore guys....(that was sarcasm) (ha.) (ha.) (ha.)
T: Was that really necessary? Really? Rawr.
E: Yes. It was necessary. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I think we should go to part 2 of our blog today. I'm done talking about men. Why does it always come to that?????
T: Dos reasons (oh darn, I did it again). One, about 50% of our problems involve them, and since we talk about our problems, that means the subject of men will come up. Two, there are too many different things that they do which forces us to talk about them.
E: That is so true. Men are problem causers. Like, I'm not saying they need to read our minds or anything. It would just be SOOOOOOOOO amazing if they actually came out and said what they needed to say. It's like we're supposed to understand when they imply something. Yeah, because I'm that smart.
T: I am =). Anyway,seriously. How hard is it to say what you really mean?Yea it takes courage and guts and what not, but STILL. It would make things a helluvalot easier for us females.
E: Of course, of course. There is only one time when I can be completely sure of when they are implying something. Other than that, I'm clueless. And yes, it would be a lot easier if they manned up and just said stuff. Cuz then, sometimes, it builds up cuz they don't want to tell you something they think is, like, annoying about you or some shiite like that and that results in a HUGE fight. Like, in my case, just say it so I don't get mad later. IDK, maybe that's me. I'm easy like that. And I realize that sounded really, really, really, wrong. But you know what I mean, do you not?
T:Yes I know what you meant, but I laughed anyway. Here's some advice for you boysss: GROW A PAIR AND TELL US GIRLS HOW YOU FEEL!
E: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is fu-nny. Yet so very true. That makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But seriously, they should. They ALL should.
T: Ahem(idiotic boy who I have known forever). I concur.
E: Tee hee, you are silly. I hope he reads this. I really really really really really hope he reads this. Or, OH!, you know what else is lame-o? (Not waiting for answer to save time) Guys who think they are "too good" for someone. HAhahahahah. That is FUNNY. Fu-nny. Funny stuff.
T: That is fun-nay(inside joke,probably don't get it). Really? Who are you to think that you're better then someone?No matter what reason for not going out with someone, you shouldn't say:"Because I'm too good for them". Uh uh, not cool.
E: I agree. I'm not, like, doing a shout out to anyone in particular, (yes, i am) (no, i'm kidding, i'm really not) (or am i...?) (that was a joke) (or was it...?)
T: You would do that Elizabeth. How did I end up with you as a best friend. The world may never know.
E: Well, geez, I am sorry I am so entertaining. Gosh. Just kidding. Or was I...? Okay, okay, i'll stop that so you will stop giving me dirty looks. I am changing that. So you will stop giving me weird looks. I am changing that. So you will stop giving me looks. BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING... I really am not doing a shout out. I've just seen that happen. It's depressing. See, i am smart enough NOT to get my hopes up like that. UNLIKE some people. Sometimes I just want to throw them off a cliff and be like, "GET IT NOWWWWWWWWW?????????" That is so mean. I wouldn't do that. Or would I...?
T: Yea. . . so we're done with that now. What I hate is how some think they are too cool to say hi to you in school and other such things. Not to mention any one in particular(YES I AM)
E: Oh seriously. It's like, I can say hi to you and you don't see me looking the other way, if that makes sense. Haha, IIIII know who you're talking about.
T: IT'S SO ANNOYING THOUGH!Stupid boy. Not all of them. Just him.Oh, wait,no. And the other idiotic boy I know.
E: Oh really? And who is that? That's why I'm glad I don't like anyone right now. It's like every time I do, something lame happens. For example, it usually goes like this: "Oh. You're gay?" "Oh...oh, you have a girlfriend. Well, thank you sooooooo much for introducing me to her. Because I so wanted to meet her." "So you think that one girl is really hot?" "Why should I ask her out for you?" Or, my favorite, "Why do I care about how great (insert phrase here) will be?" Or, just, "Why do I care?"
T:(Name has been omitted because Titi really does not feel like talking about HIM). I can't help the fact that I see a cute boy and all of a sudden my mind goes "Oh Titi, you have to like him"
E: Yessssssssssssss but when that happens all you have to do is go, "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will like who I want to!" Or say, "Whatever! I do what I want!"
T: Unlike you, I can't ignore those damn voices in my head. Oh and since we are about to end this, I would like to make a side note and say to all those 18 and over who are reading this: GO OUT AND VOTE!We don't care who you vote for...oh wait, that's a lie, we do. But all that matters is that you get out and vote. We're not tellin you WHO to vote for (ahem OBAMA) haha jk jk. Just please go out there and vote, each one counts.K, im done with the soap box. Peace<3
E: Yeah right each vote counts. Okay, here's my thing: McCain will die cuz he is OLD. Then we will get stuck with Palin, who thinks she is good with foreign affairs cuz she can see Russia from her house. Obama will probably have a lot of death threats (BUT HE IS STILL WICKEDLY AWESOME) and if he dies (BUT HE WON'T), we get stuck with Biden. Who also happens to be OLD. Either way, it's a lose lose situation. NOT that I'm telling you who to vote for. (OBAMA)
T: Ahem, not impartialness WHATSOEVER. Tehee,so once again: PEACE<3
E: out. Homies.