Elizabeth: YAH!!!!!! We are back and I have so much to say but can't think of what it was! Except that I might FINALLY like someone. Possibly. He can get really annoying.
Titi: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!When was this????Who???Wha...?
E:(*name has been omitted because he might read this and that would just be horrible because it just would.)
T:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......HA!
E: Yes, it's really weird since I haven't liked anyone for a very, very, very long time. And I don't want to. I don't have the time nor money for a man. I have better things to do. Ooo that sounds really mean. Watch, this will change tomorrow.
T: Haha finally, it's you and not me for once. I thought I would never see the day. YOU ARE NORMAL!
=)
E: I have always been normal. In my own way. But at the same time, I don't like him. I don't know. I don't know anything. I love how I give this information out online. I've got to stop doing that or I'm going to have another incident.
T: What she's trying to say is "I'M ALREADY TAKEN SO GET OVER IT!"
E: Oh no no no no no. I'm still free. I'm always free =] just kidding. That sounds... terrible. That's why...never mind. I forgot we have adult audiences.
T: That is so weird (no offense to the adults). I can honestly say I don't like anyone
E: You? (*gasp) Not like anyone?!?! (*gaspo gasp gasp gasp gasp. done gasping now) That is like me liking someone. Ah! LIES!!!!!!!!! It must be.
T: And what is THAT supposed to mean???
E: Nothing. Nothing at all. I was just sayin'. Just putting that out there. Just lettin' you know.
T: Yeah right. For your information, I haven't truly liked anyone for awhile so nay
E: Uh huh. I will believe that when I die. And I had something to say. But you want to know what happen? i forgot it with all this Britney Spears madness. Yes readers, that is right. BRITNEY SPEARS MADNESS.
T: Womanizer and Circus are both really catchy, aha I love it. But anyway, I could abstain from boys if i really wanted to. I just choose not to
E: Well, she isn't dumb when it comes to music. Just decisions.... Yes, I could become a nun and abstain from men too, which is what I have been doing. Especially now because I need to start up Elizabeth Enterprises. I was going to do (*last name has been omitted as not to get stalked) enterprises but I didn't want to give my family any of the credit.
T: Hahah I don't know why that's funny but it is. Ummmmm I got nothin.
E: I always have something. And for some reason, every time I say something it's funny. I breathe and people laugh. I should go into stand up. I'd get paid to live.
T: Ahaha you make me laugh.
E:Yes, yes I know. Ohhhh, I forgot what I was going to say. AGAIN!!!! I have issues. (titi) or do i...?
T:RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: Well then. Um, yes, well, I learned quite a bit this weekend. I hate it when I hear things I don't want to hear or don't care about. Like, for example, (lo siento old people) (*name has been omitted because she doesn't deserve the credit) came to me and was all "OMGGGGGGGGGG (no really, that's EXACTLY how she said it) (really) (*name has been omitted because I felt like it and feeling like it is always a good excuse)'s body is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (really, that long.) (really) amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (really, like that) it's just annoying. I didn't want to say, "i am quite aware of that since I've seen it how many times...?" Am I the only one that gets annoyed by this? Or am I crazy? I'm crazy.
T: Well that too. But silly sophomores, most of us upperclassmen already know who have the nice bodies. You don't need to point that out over and over and over and over ......(you get the point, do you not?)
E:I am so annoyed by sophomores and their cockiness that I cannot wait for this play to be over. I cannot stand them. They can die. I do not ever remember being that extremely annoying or....all the above.
T: No, I think it's just her. And the other idiot I had the misfortune of meeting that one day ( If I had known back then that he would cause all of these problems I never would have talked to him. EVER) It's funny how different people are during the summer as compared to the school year.
E: Trust me, it's not just her. Get into theatre and you will want to die. I'm not going to shiite talk theatre people on here though, because I could get shot for that. Literally. That's how dramatic they are. I know what you mean by misfortune. I hate that. Sometimes I wish I could see the future. People are always like, "Oh, it's a learning lesson" but really, it's just a nice way of saying, "You're such an idiot."
T: Yupp pretty much. I'm not gonna diss all sophomores. I mean, some of them are cool. For example, Brown eyes (the bud of blue eyes) is actually funny to talk to. On that subject, I think that one kid from our bus likes me. Awkward. . .
E: Yes, that is true. Some sophomores are kick boo-tay.Hahahahah that is fun-nay! I wouldn't be able to let you know if that was true since I never ride the bus but I would think you are correct. Now that you mention it, i do kinda see it. =]
T: No, not "=] ". This is NOT good. It would just make things awkward. Yeah, thanks for the bus abandonment. I am upset now
E: Hey, at least he isn't OBSESSED with you. (THAT WAS NOT FUN) Oh, yeah, no problem with the bus issue. At least you get to spend time with HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I think that was what it was.
T: Haha, THAT is fun-nay. Haha(note to readers, the statement above does not make sense. Lizy doesn't know what she's talking about.)
E: sorry, my bad. This is what happens when I never see you because of extracurriculars. Oh, I remember what I was going to say now. Nope, I don't like (*name omitted. For no good reason but to be careful of pedophiles)
T: Once again, not my fault. WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!THE ONE TIME YOU LIKE SOMEONE AND THEN YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: Sorry, my bad. I change my mind quickly. Mainly when I am just thinking. I guess, when i think about it, I just want someone who... I can't even say it. I guess if I'm not on their mind constantly, then I don't want them. It's a lot to ask, but then again, it's all I ask for. It reminds me of you. NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!! I mean, in the sense that you always think about the guy you like constantly. I need someone like that. AND SO DO YOU! For god sakes.
T:Wha...? I'm working on it, gosh. It doesn't help that the guy that I'm supposedly going to marry is in two of my four classes, and I lost my train of thought
E: Wow, cuz that doesn't give anything away at ALL. At all! i know what you mean by LOSING YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT. your brother is on my nerves.
T: FINALLY, someone who understands. I have to LIVE with him. I don't care if it gives anything away or not. Like it matters.
E: No, it does not. I was just throwin' that out there. And we are going to end this now because I am tired of this. Oh, Titi, I have something to ask you but not on here. remind me about that.
T: Peace <3
E: Out.
Confessions of Two City Girls
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You have to let go of who you were
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4 E V E R
4 E V E R
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Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
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YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep