Elizabeth: I have a funny story! And another that I will say later because it is less important. So one day I filled out this form for the National Guard because I am thinking about going to war, and so as I was filling out the thingy, I clicked on a box that said "I would like to speak to a Guard member" or something like that. I figured that they would just call or something. Then yesterday I went to the Country Inn and Suites to get an application. I come back home and my mom is all "What the heck do you have going with the National Guard?????" And I was all. "Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?" And she was all, "While you were gone, there was all of a sudden this banging on the door and then I saw these two men all dressed in uniforms and they were big and scary and I though they were coming to take someone away and then I answered the door and then they kept asking questions about you and wondering where you were and asking if you had any questions and all this stuff. I was freaked out." I don't know, maybe this story is only funny to me because I am weird like that. And I did not think that they would show up at my house with their vehicles and uniforms and freak my mom out. That makes me laugh.
T: Oh that was funny. That somewhat brightened my mood. Somewhat. Not really. Nevermind, I'm sad/pissed again.
E: It was. I am upset I missed them by twenty minutes because I actually did need to talk to them. Ah, moods. It is a good thing we didn't blog after third hour or after school because then we would have one heck of a depressing blog. Is this mood just because of the grade thing or is it about something else which you have refused to tell me?
T: For the most part, the grade thing. And the weight thing
E: You need to eat. No questions. And I am not kidding. When you don't eat every three to four hours, you put your body into shock mode and even though that does help you lose weight, it slows your metabolism which makes it harder to lose weight. It also makes your body go into it's emergency carbs or something like that, and it takes the essential vitamins and minerals out of your bod. If you eat more often you gain a higher metabolism and you will lose weight faster. And there is my health lecture for the day. It is sad that I know all this shiite.
T: That makes no sense. How does eating MORE make you lose weight? That's redundant. And I do eat every four hours. I had a brownie in first hour and noodles when I got home from school. Plus I exercise. So there's no way I can't lose weight; so THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: It's not eating more, it is eating more often. And it has to be healthy. BROWNIES ARE NOT HEALTHY. When you eat more often, it keeps you body from going into emergency mode and all this other stuff I can't remember. And by the way, first hour and the end of school are, like, seven hours apart. I win!
T: LIES!!!All of it!!!
E: What's a lie? I know it isn't. I studied health books like the bible. I know what I'm talking about. Like did you know that one bell pepper has 380% of your daily Vitamin A? A I think. I can't completely remember. A or D or E. But the number is right.
T: I eat peppers all the time. Most of the food my mom makes me eat contains the stuff that gives me vitamins. I'm doing this for my own benefit. It'll help me in the long run
E: You eat a whole pepper a day? Weird.... I forgot what I was going to say. But on another note, I think we should talk about something else. Food makes me hungry. Oh, it was about eggs. They provide around half of the protein you need a day. They're really beneficial. You know what depressed me today? Or more like, what hit me hard today? Oh haha, that sounded wrong. Or should I say kinky?
T: Yes, because I stuff whole peppers in my mouth. Wow. I hate eggs, shrimp, ribs, BBQ, and I can't think of anything else I don't like. Now anyway. What happened?
E: You never know. Some people are odd like that. YOU HATE EVERYTHING!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! Then again, I eat almost everything. Health. That is what happened. We had some guest speakers today who talked about drinking and driving and accidents and drugs and stuff and being impaired while driving. It 1) made me not want to ever get in a car again 2) hit an emotional button in moi. It just scares me to know that people my age are dumb enough to drink/get high and drive, and if anyone, anyone (except a certain few) died or was critically injured, a little bit of me would die inside.
T: Psh, I name three things- OH I FORGOT SUSHI! I hate sushi too. Anyway, I name four things that I hate and suddenly I hate everything? That's redundant.
E: Yes, that is everything because those are the best foods in the world!! And SUSHI??????? Out of all things, you had to hate SUSHI???? Is this a cruel, sick joke? WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!!!! JUST kidding.
T: Bahumbug. That's a lie. You'll probably still come over here tomorrow just for the heck of it. And sushi is DISGUSTING, WITH A CAPITAL "D". I had a bad experience with that stuff as a child.
E: I will not come over tomorrow and prove you wrong! HA!!! And I won't come over the next day either OR on the Superbowl and PROVE YOU WRONG!!! (Hey, does anyone want to help me replace Titi for me this weekend? I have free movie tickets!) What now?!?!?!?! And if you get the sushi without raw fish, it's a lot better. Then again, I might be saying that just because i love avocados. What happened as a kid that could possibly have scarred you away from sushi?
T: I thought it was one of those Ho-Ho thingies. Then I ate it and it wasn't sweet =(. So then I went to the bathroom and threw up on purpose. The same happened with this one squid stuff and duck. And THAT'S why I hate sushi and most Chinese food to this day. So there!
E: Squid sounds kind of fun. How can you go wrong with that???? And sushi isn't Chinese. It's Japanese. Ah, that story is kinda funny. Children eat the most random things.
T: I THOUGHT IT WAS A HO-HO FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
E: Well then.
T: And now I am scarred for life. Stupid sushi
E: Well then.
T: Really?
E: Yes really.
T: Well then.
E: Oh, I have two things to talk to you about that I don't think I ever really explained to ya. I think you commented on my status once and I never replied cuz I was at my Grandma's.
T: Yeah, I noticed. I thought you were pissed at me or somesuch.
E: Oh, no, I just didn't want to use my phone there. The first is....I am somehow related to Joe Mauer!!!! My grandma's grandma's sister's son's daughter married a Mauer and one of the 2? 2? sons is Joe.
T: Ohhhh I get it now. Does that mean you get Twins tickets for free?
E: Ha. Ha. No. They would be like, 10th cousins or something of that sort. I'd rather not go through all that work.
T: True. Ughhh I have something to tell you. And I just realized something
E: And what might this be...?
T: It's been a month plus a few days since me and you know who have been together
E: Really? It's been that long? Wow! It feels like just week that I kept hearing the word "Maryland." Oh right. That was. That's so cute!
T: Yeah....Idk
E: And what does that mean?
T: That was the other thing I had to tell you, I can't tell you on here though. That would be awkward
E: As most things in this blog are
T: Si, es la verdad
E: There was a reason i quit Spanish.
T: You can't necessarily "quit" a language. You can decided to stop learning it, but you can't really quit it, especially since you've been taking it for four years
E: That is not true. I can go burn all memories of it. I did that recently and it worked quite well. Not with Spanish, I mean.
T: What did you burn? And where was I? I Like burning things. Not arson or anything. Just burning memorabilia from memories past that have been horrible
E: Remind me not to get matches near you.
T: I just meant I like burning away bad memories, Mentally I wish I could burn his FACE. Okay, maybe not his face, but his clothes or something. That would suck. Then he'd have to go nakey all of the time. Ewwwww, yucky. Bleh
E: Yeah right. You'd probably want that. Are you trying to infer that you would prefer him to be unclothed??And I thought I was sick and twisted. Well! Look who has the sick mind now! I was so, so wrong about you.
T: You sick. sick. SICK. Soul. That is wrong in so many ways. * Name has been omitted, well because that would be embarrassing*'s body however, that I would like to see =)
E: You're the one who said it. And I quote: "He would have to go nakey all of the time." And really? You would like that Titi? Really? And wait, didn't you see it at homecoming, like, twice???
T: Well yeah, But it was covered in that cheap green paint. That was yuckky. It peeled everywhere
E: Like a sunburn. But, oh, oh, okay, thank god. I thought you were going to say something else.
T: Wow,what are you insinuating? That, I'm easy??? WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU????!!!
E: No, cuz then I would be saying something like, "TITI IS EASY! CALLING MEN!" or, "OMG TITI! DON'T BE SO DESPERATE!" But I am not, am I?
T: Oh, Don't even get me started on desperate women. Ewww that's not attractive.
E: Let's not go there since this blog is about us.
T: Like that has ever stopped us before
E: True. We always seem to talk about men. Oh, I lost. (HAHAHAH SUCKERS!)
T: I lost. I hate you! And I will hate you Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
E: That's a song. "Forever and alllllllllllllllllllllwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaysssssssss!" I forgot the rest of the lyrics.
T: We were just listening to that. YOU ARE A SICK MINDED SOUL. YOU NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: No no not the Taylor Swift one. I highly doubt you've heard this song. Maybe you have. And it's your fault for the sick mind right now! You brought it up! And I don't need help, I need food.
T: Hahah food. Oh remember that one soup you tried that you had with bread?
E: No. I have no idea what you are talking about. Just kidding. Now that you explain it, I remember. I think we should be done. I actually have homework to get done now that I have all my hard classes.
T: Mwhahaahaha. Ha! Welcome to my world. It is not a pleasant world.( I think we had this conversation this morning?)
E: I hate it.
T: Hahaha. Well you have homework and I have to work on my story. So peace <3
E: Out little nuggets.
Confessions of Two City Girls
navigate using the bars above
Maybe...
You have to let go of who you were
To become who you will be...
Welcome to the city
Our Theme
4 E V E R
4 E V E R
by The Veronicas
Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
CONTACT US
P R O F I L E
Who We Are
Titi:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
Elizabeth:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
P O L L
What We're Listening To
1:37 PM - Thursday, January 29, 2009
Valentin'es Day and Other Stuff
1:00 PM - Tuesday, January 20, 2009
E: I am just so stoked to start the blog today. Really, I am. Not.
T: Is that sarcasm I hear? Haha. I'm too tired =(
E: Yes, yes that is sarcasm you hear. Maybe we shouldn't be blogging if you are too tired. I would feel bad.
T: Well you should feel bad!Mwahahaha. Ha! And this song depresses me. Do you feel worse? Because you should! Ha! Mwahaha. Ha! Ha- Ha! Ha!!!
E: (The song Titi is talking about is "Pitter Pat" by Erin McCarly and it is a very good song) What...what is that supposed to mean? I have been listening to this song at, like, midnight for some reason, ever since you mentioned that it is break up season.
T: It is break up season! Oh shoot. I lost my train of thought. It's because of the sesame. Darn sesame =(
E: That dang sesame. It ruins everything. Well, break up season had to come sometime soon. Ironic that it is coming near the big V-Day. God, I hate V-Day.
T: That's a happy thought. I think what I dislike about Valentine's Day is that you kind of feel like a loser when you see all these girls with roses and cards from their beloveds(eds?) and you don't have a boyfriend to give you one. It's a tad bit depressing. Wanna know what would be horrible?!
E: As Ryan Seacrest calls it, "Singles Awareness Day." Not that I quote him often or anything. Or ever. It bothers me so much when girls are all, "I want this and that and this and that for Valentine's Day." O.M.G. Really? That is so freakin' ridiculous. Like, if I am dating someone, this is what I ask for: A hug. A Cookie. A pen. Something easy like that. I hate girls who expect so much. All I care about is showing that you care. The rest of the girl population can go die. And what would be bad Titi?
T: A pen? Really? Yeah. . . No. I demand chocolate. Chocolate Roses are always nice. But that's it. No Jewelry, because I always lose it. Especially earrings. YOU JUST TOLD ME TO GO DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
E: Yes, Titi, a pen. Chocolate roses are expensive, man. I bought one for my mom, jeez. I could've gone broke. I was kidding about the die thing. Obviously because then I would have to go die. I must have, like, a male gene or something when it comes to V-Day because I am not like you or the other 4 billion women in the world when it comes to this subject. I do not comprehend. And you still didn't tell me what it so horrible.
T: Oh! Right! Wouldn't it be horrible if you and your boyfriend broke up the day before V-Day and you already bought him a gift?!
E: That happens quite a lot. And it wouldn't be that bad. I would give the gift to his best, best friend. HA!
T: You are a mean, mean person.
E: That was a joke.
T: Or was it. . .?
E: Ah, we start this again. Or do we?
T: Ah, something wicked this way comes
E: Or does it?
T: Oh. Mi. Dios. Not. Again. Never. Again. NEVER!!!
EVER!!!
EVER!!!!
E:
T:EVER!!!
E: Roight. Anywho.
T: What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Valentine's Day! It's so cute that (* name has been omitted*) is asking (*name has been omitted because the person above would kill me. No. Seriously, she would. She's EVIL!*) to the Sadie Hawkin's dance! Are you gonna ask anybody? Maybe a certain *ahem* person who you were talking to over facebook and decided not to tell me *AHEM*
E: WHAT??????????????????? I would never mix business with pleasure.
T: NOT THAT PERSON!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I think I have to rinse my mind out with soap because of the yuckky image I got in my head of you and him. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
E: They're both like, 19 and decently beautiful, so I'm not complaining. And this is why I am in this business. Oh oh oh oh! So when I went to (*club name has been omitted*), and saw the future people I could be working with, HEL-LO!!!! Not a single girl works there. I will like that job. And who is this person I was talking to? I am utterly confuzzled.
T: Think about it. Just think.
E: I can't think. I'm having a brain fart. And I hate guessing games. Who is this man?
T: I'm not telling =)
E: Fine. I will think. (she thinks) Oh god, I know who you are talking of. Would you like to know how I was greeted by that freak this midday? "WHAD UP???" And then he tried to trip me. But who is a master of beating him at EVERYTHING??? Yea. That's what I thought biotch.
T: Awww cute. It's a love hate relationship. DON'T DENY IT! You know you want him (haha Soap opera)
E:(Titi- "so sexy! so sexy!" I miss that teacher) I would rather die than admit that. So there.
T: ( "Why are you laughing? This is no laughing matter, my love for you is no laughing matter!" - I miss him too =( ) Uh-huh. That's what you say now. Liar
E: And what I will continue to say. Because I am in love with someone else.
T: Liar
E: Just the last line.
T: Riiiight
E: Anywho. Off of my love life. And onto yours...explain.
T: Explain what?
E: Anything. Like how is your relationship? (I refuse to bring up Maryland. Even though I just did. I swear to god, if he says that again, I will jump out of the window.)
T:( If you jump out of the window, it wont be effective, because my window is right on the ground. You would just be on rocks. If you bring him up you have to bring up Maryland. You loser) It's going good. It just sucks that he's not here.
E: I am quite sorry to hear that. :( (insert fake tear here since I probably can't for real cry)
T: Haha you don't have to fake cry.
E: Okay. I won't.
T: Silly Lizy.
E: What is the sudden fad of calling me "liz?" (except you, "T"). Kind of weird.
T: I will push you out the window if you call me that one more time
E: You would do such a thing.
T: Yes. I probably would =P
E: Moving on...
T: I got nothin'. OH WAIT!!! You all need to check the online school newspaper sometimes soon. People from our school should know the site and if you don't, shame on you haha. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN!!!! =)
E: Yes, we would put the site on here but then that gives stalkers more of a chance to track us down. So nah. Oh, titi, you and your lyric quoting. Ai yai yai. I had something to say. What was it.... Ay, yes, I remember. First of all, since I am forced to become an avid clubber against my will. WHERE MY PARTY PEOPLE AT?????????????? Since T will not go with me. (Don't push me out the window!!) If anyone ever wants go, you know where to hit me up. Second, am I the only one who feels like playing a pickup game of football or basketball or SOMETHING????? I need to get outside. Ai yai yai.
T: I strongly dislike football. It's boring.
E: You sicken me! When I go into that profession, you'd better make use of the box seats I will get you and better like them.
T: Nah, I'll just give the tickets to the poor unfortunate people who can't afford box seat tickets. Why would I waste my time watching football(no offense football players)? It bores me to tears.
E: No comment. So anywho, we might want to end this now since I must gallop my way home now.
T: Gallop? Really? Really. Alrighty then. Peace <3
E: Out homeskillets.
T: Is that sarcasm I hear? Haha. I'm too tired =(
E: Yes, yes that is sarcasm you hear. Maybe we shouldn't be blogging if you are too tired. I would feel bad.
T: Well you should feel bad!Mwahahaha. Ha! And this song depresses me. Do you feel worse? Because you should! Ha! Mwahaha. Ha! Ha- Ha! Ha!!!
E: (The song Titi is talking about is "Pitter Pat" by Erin McCarly and it is a very good song) What...what is that supposed to mean? I have been listening to this song at, like, midnight for some reason, ever since you mentioned that it is break up season.
T: It is break up season! Oh shoot. I lost my train of thought. It's because of the sesame. Darn sesame =(
E: That dang sesame. It ruins everything. Well, break up season had to come sometime soon. Ironic that it is coming near the big V-Day. God, I hate V-Day.
T: That's a happy thought. I think what I dislike about Valentine's Day is that you kind of feel like a loser when you see all these girls with roses and cards from their beloveds(eds?) and you don't have a boyfriend to give you one. It's a tad bit depressing. Wanna know what would be horrible?!
E: As Ryan Seacrest calls it, "Singles Awareness Day." Not that I quote him often or anything. Or ever. It bothers me so much when girls are all, "I want this and that and this and that for Valentine's Day." O.M.G. Really? That is so freakin' ridiculous. Like, if I am dating someone, this is what I ask for: A hug. A Cookie. A pen. Something easy like that. I hate girls who expect so much. All I care about is showing that you care. The rest of the girl population can go die. And what would be bad Titi?
T: A pen? Really? Yeah. . . No. I demand chocolate. Chocolate Roses are always nice. But that's it. No Jewelry, because I always lose it. Especially earrings. YOU JUST TOLD ME TO GO DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
E: Yes, Titi, a pen. Chocolate roses are expensive, man. I bought one for my mom, jeez. I could've gone broke. I was kidding about the die thing. Obviously because then I would have to go die. I must have, like, a male gene or something when it comes to V-Day because I am not like you or the other 4 billion women in the world when it comes to this subject. I do not comprehend. And you still didn't tell me what it so horrible.
T: Oh! Right! Wouldn't it be horrible if you and your boyfriend broke up the day before V-Day and you already bought him a gift?!
E: That happens quite a lot. And it wouldn't be that bad. I would give the gift to his best, best friend. HA!
T: You are a mean, mean person.
E: That was a joke.
T: Or was it. . .?
E: Ah, we start this again. Or do we?
T: Ah, something wicked this way comes
E: Or does it?
T: Oh. Mi. Dios. Not. Again. Never. Again. NEVER!!!
EVER!!!
EVER!!!!
E:
T:EVER!!!
E: Roight. Anywho.
T: What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Valentine's Day! It's so cute that (* name has been omitted*) is asking (*name has been omitted because the person above would kill me. No. Seriously, she would. She's EVIL!*) to the Sadie Hawkin's dance! Are you gonna ask anybody? Maybe a certain *ahem* person who you were talking to over facebook and decided not to tell me *AHEM*
E: WHAT??????????????????? I would never mix business with pleasure.
T: NOT THAT PERSON!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I think I have to rinse my mind out with soap because of the yuckky image I got in my head of you and him. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
E: They're both like, 19 and decently beautiful, so I'm not complaining. And this is why I am in this business. Oh oh oh oh! So when I went to (*club name has been omitted*), and saw the future people I could be working with, HEL-LO!!!! Not a single girl works there. I will like that job. And who is this person I was talking to? I am utterly confuzzled.
T: Think about it. Just think.
E: I can't think. I'm having a brain fart. And I hate guessing games. Who is this man?
T: I'm not telling =)
E: Fine. I will think. (she thinks) Oh god, I know who you are talking of. Would you like to know how I was greeted by that freak this midday? "WHAD UP???" And then he tried to trip me. But who is a master of beating him at EVERYTHING??? Yea. That's what I thought biotch.
T: Awww cute. It's a love hate relationship. DON'T DENY IT! You know you want him (haha Soap opera)
E:(Titi- "so sexy! so sexy!" I miss that teacher) I would rather die than admit that. So there.
T: ( "Why are you laughing? This is no laughing matter, my love for you is no laughing matter!" - I miss him too =( ) Uh-huh. That's what you say now. Liar
E: And what I will continue to say. Because I am in love with someone else.
T: Liar
E: Just the last line.
T: Riiiight
E: Anywho. Off of my love life. And onto yours...explain.
T: Explain what?
E: Anything. Like how is your relationship? (I refuse to bring up Maryland. Even though I just did. I swear to god, if he says that again, I will jump out of the window.)
T:( If you jump out of the window, it wont be effective, because my window is right on the ground. You would just be on rocks. If you bring him up you have to bring up Maryland. You loser) It's going good. It just sucks that he's not here.
E: I am quite sorry to hear that. :( (insert fake tear here since I probably can't for real cry)
T: Haha you don't have to fake cry.
E: Okay. I won't.
T: Silly Lizy.
E: What is the sudden fad of calling me "liz?" (except you, "T"). Kind of weird.
T: I will push you out the window if you call me that one more time
E: You would do such a thing.
T: Yes. I probably would =P
E: Moving on...
T: I got nothin'. OH WAIT!!! You all need to check the online school newspaper sometimes soon. People from our school should know the site and if you don't, shame on you haha. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN!!!! =)
E: Yes, we would put the site on here but then that gives stalkers more of a chance to track us down. So nah. Oh, titi, you and your lyric quoting. Ai yai yai. I had something to say. What was it.... Ay, yes, I remember. First of all, since I am forced to become an avid clubber against my will. WHERE MY PARTY PEOPLE AT?????????????? Since T will not go with me. (Don't push me out the window!!) If anyone ever wants go, you know where to hit me up. Second, am I the only one who feels like playing a pickup game of football or basketball or SOMETHING????? I need to get outside. Ai yai yai.
T: I strongly dislike football. It's boring.
E: You sicken me! When I go into that profession, you'd better make use of the box seats I will get you and better like them.
T: Nah, I'll just give the tickets to the poor unfortunate people who can't afford box seat tickets. Why would I waste my time watching football(no offense football players)? It bores me to tears.
E: No comment. So anywho, we might want to end this now since I must gallop my way home now.
T: Gallop? Really? Really. Alrighty then. Peace <3
E: Out homeskillets.
1:20 PM - Friday, January 16, 2009
Elizabeth: Hello little froglings.
Titi: Kettle Corn is yummy mmmm. Anyway, I hate this nonsense idea of doing a project over break,its not fair!
E: I am not a huge fan of kettle corn. But I don't dislike it at the same time. Well, technically, it isn't break. It's "two snow days in a row and a weekend and a monday off." And yes, that is so not fair. Snow days are meant for no homework. Leave it that way. Teachers have issues. I believe they are teachers to torture innocent children.
T: This is utter and complete nonsense! This is almost as long as Spring Break, so I am officialy calling it Mid-year Break.Deal With it!
E:I will deal with it! Haha! This is the one and only reason I am glad I have no worthwhile class right now. They can't assign me homework. HA!
T: This is nonsense, I say, NONSENSE! Why oh why was I cursed with the idea that I could take AP classes. Never again!
E: The whole world is a bundle of nonsense. Except me. I'm the only sensible person and everyone else is nonsense-ish. That's the way I see it. AP classes can die.
T: That's a lie. I find it highly unlikely that you are the only sensible person in the world. You hate the spanish language for godssake! But you're taking Chinese! What is this nonsense!
E: You're right. I'm not the only sensible person in the world. Chacha is. Chacha is GOD! Ah, yes, I might be taking Chinese, that is true. I have my mom convinced to do it, and since she wants to show up my dad (who goes to China at least every couple months).
T: Be careful, you could get ex-communicated for saying that
E: Yesssss, but my church does not read this blog. Not that I even go to church anymore. I think the last time was Sunday for the first time in, like, two months.
T: Yesss but you never know who reads this thing.
E: That would be really weird if my priest read this. Then again, he is weird. Anywho, off the subject of religion...
T: I got nothing
E:something but it's kind of the same thing as it always is. If anyone wants to go to (*name of nightclub has been omitted) on Sunday for free, let me know. The only other way you can VIP and in for free, besides asking me, is to listen to Lucas on (*name of radio station has been omitted) and win 'em. Ha ha! I love how generous this guy is to me. And I hardly even do anything for the club. Amazing. But yea, let me know. And that is this Sunday.
T: Anyway, I'm so tired. I don't think I can play soccer tonight. I'm in too much pain =(
E: Eh, I hate that feeling. It is so annoying. Why are you in so much pain?
T: My neck hurts. and I have a headache
E: I wondered why you had this sudden mood swing. I wasn't sure if I breathed wrong or something like that.
T: No, Im not like a pregnant lady, I just need more sleep =(
E: Ha. Ha. Pregnant. I know what you mean by more sleep. I slept nearly the entire day yesterday. It was awesome.
T: I wish I could sleep for that long
E: You should try it. It is quite weird. It always makes my day feel like I hallucinated or something. Know what I mean?
T: Si. I'm tempted to fake too hurt or sick to play tonight and just go to sleep. The last time I played soccer, I got a bunch of bruises. That are still there =(
E: And this is why soccer isn't meant to be played indoors. If you don't go, you should go to (*name of place has been omitted to prevent stalkers and creepy perverts*)
T: Like that'll happen haha
E: Like what'll happen?
T: The odds of me ever going to a club are slim to none
E: And that is because...?
T:You forget who my father is
E: What they don't know won't hurt them. No, I'm just kidding.
T: No, but when they find out; It'll hurt me haha
E: Ai yai yai guilt is horrible.
T: Yes, yes it is.
E: Anywho.
T: I'm tired and I have to get ready for soccer. So we should be done haha. Peace<3
E: Out.
Titi: Kettle Corn is yummy mmmm. Anyway, I hate this nonsense idea of doing a project over break,its not fair!
E: I am not a huge fan of kettle corn. But I don't dislike it at the same time. Well, technically, it isn't break. It's "two snow days in a row and a weekend and a monday off." And yes, that is so not fair. Snow days are meant for no homework. Leave it that way. Teachers have issues. I believe they are teachers to torture innocent children.
T: This is utter and complete nonsense! This is almost as long as Spring Break, so I am officialy calling it Mid-year Break.Deal With it!
E:I will deal with it! Haha! This is the one and only reason I am glad I have no worthwhile class right now. They can't assign me homework. HA!
T: This is nonsense, I say, NONSENSE! Why oh why was I cursed with the idea that I could take AP classes. Never again!
E: The whole world is a bundle of nonsense. Except me. I'm the only sensible person and everyone else is nonsense-ish. That's the way I see it. AP classes can die.
T: That's a lie. I find it highly unlikely that you are the only sensible person in the world. You hate the spanish language for godssake! But you're taking Chinese! What is this nonsense!
E: You're right. I'm not the only sensible person in the world. Chacha is. Chacha is GOD! Ah, yes, I might be taking Chinese, that is true. I have my mom convinced to do it, and since she wants to show up my dad (who goes to China at least every couple months).
T: Be careful, you could get ex-communicated for saying that
E: Yesssss, but my church does not read this blog. Not that I even go to church anymore. I think the last time was Sunday for the first time in, like, two months.
T: Yesss but you never know who reads this thing.
E: That would be really weird if my priest read this. Then again, he is weird. Anywho, off the subject of religion...
T: I got nothing
E:something but it's kind of the same thing as it always is. If anyone wants to go to (*name of nightclub has been omitted) on Sunday for free, let me know. The only other way you can VIP and in for free, besides asking me, is to listen to Lucas on (*name of radio station has been omitted) and win 'em. Ha ha! I love how generous this guy is to me. And I hardly even do anything for the club. Amazing. But yea, let me know. And that is this Sunday.
T: Anyway, I'm so tired. I don't think I can play soccer tonight. I'm in too much pain =(
E: Eh, I hate that feeling. It is so annoying. Why are you in so much pain?
T: My neck hurts. and I have a headache
E: I wondered why you had this sudden mood swing. I wasn't sure if I breathed wrong or something like that.
T: No, Im not like a pregnant lady, I just need more sleep =(
E: Ha. Ha. Pregnant. I know what you mean by more sleep. I slept nearly the entire day yesterday. It was awesome.
T: I wish I could sleep for that long
E: You should try it. It is quite weird. It always makes my day feel like I hallucinated or something. Know what I mean?
T: Si. I'm tempted to fake too hurt or sick to play tonight and just go to sleep. The last time I played soccer, I got a bunch of bruises. That are still there =(
E: And this is why soccer isn't meant to be played indoors. If you don't go, you should go to (*name of place has been omitted to prevent stalkers and creepy perverts*)
T: Like that'll happen haha
E: Like what'll happen?
T: The odds of me ever going to a club are slim to none
E: And that is because...?
T:You forget who my father is
E: What they don't know won't hurt them. No, I'm just kidding.
T: No, but when they find out; It'll hurt me haha
E: Ai yai yai guilt is horrible.
T: Yes, yes it is.
E: Anywho.
T: I'm tired and I have to get ready for soccer. So we should be done haha. Peace<3
E: Out.
Innuendos
12:58 PM - Monday, January 12, 2009
Elizabeth: Hi children.
Titi: I don't think the people reading this qualify as children, seeing as how most of them are probably older than you.
E: Yes, that might be true. I just didn't know how to start this shiite out. Oh, since i can say two names now... SHANNEN!!! SHANNEN!!!! DEREK!!! DEREK!!! You're welcome.
T: Hola. Wanna know what's funny? I think we're in a "rock" mood today. A warning to all of you readers: 99.9% of this post will probably be about venting about the stupid people that we know that are getting on our nerves. So you have been warned
E: "Rock" mood? You? Rock? I can't even get you to listen to my nabbs hahahahahahaha! (Only the best service in the world, FYI) (besides chacha) (chacha is god!) (yes, that's right. I HAVE MET GOD!!!!!!!!!!!) (What now?!?!)The Vikings might have to win a superbowl before I get you to listen to Metallica. Or AC/DC. Or Slipknot. Or even Theory of a Deadman!!! I'm kidding.
T: Yeah...none of that is ever going to happen. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!And yes, Chacha is the ishh. For those of you who are skeptical about it, use the service once and I guarantee you'll be hooked. NO LIE
E: Yes, I do love chacha, but since they don't pay us to advertise for them...enough of them! we should see if they have an affiliate network. How wicked!
T: Great, something wicked this way comes.
E: I meant the good wicked. Duh.
T: Yeah... I figured that, I just wanted to say it because it felt like a good time to, do you have a problem with that?!?(haha Scarlett Letter project, that never ceases to make me laugh.) STOP TWIRLING YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!
E: It was quite funny. Ah! The Scarlett Letter! I'm so excited to do The Old Man and The Sea!! That should be exciting. It amazes me, the things I do for school.
T: I don't have that kind of dedication or time....I have more important things to do
E: Me too. But I love to make movies (no, Titi, I did not mean I get cinematic. Was that...oh my! You actually thought of that!!! I am such a bad influence on people.). Anywho... And I like to make school somewhat exciting. NO, TITI, do NOT take that the wrong way. Even I wasn't thinking that, and I am an innuendo machine.
T:Liar, you so were. I guess it's true; you really can make a sexual reference out of anything these days. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
E: A funny world made for Elizabeth's innuendos!!! It is true. Like, when (*name has been omitted) does the shimmy shoulder thing and says things like, "Office work" or "Lunch" or "Spanish class." Even that sounds dirty, and I'm pretty sure lunch isn't. Not that it couldn't be.
T: I got nothing. Too busy laughing at the fact I just made an awesome innuendo =)
E: SAME HERE!!! I cannot even believe it! That has got to be the best innuendo you have made. It's a good thing you caught that.
T: Oh jeez. I WANT SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN!!!!!!!Except without the sauce, yuckky. There's this one place in Rochester that has The BEST sweet and sour chicken. Oh and cream cheese wantons, they are amazing. It's unreal. I think I want to drive down to Rochester to go get food now. Except not in this weather, I would die. As if my parents would ever let me drive, they're too protective. On the subject of Chinese food, I don't even like it that much. Actually at all (AT ALL!) Just the chicken and cream cheese wantons. K, I'm done now. I promise =)
E: You need to stop talking about food. I am very hungry now, thank you so much. And how can you not like Chinese food??? It's amazing!!!
T: I just don't, except for chicken. I like chicken no matter how it's cooked.
E: That's because chicken is amazing. I can never understand how people can be vegetarian. I love my meat. Aaaaaaaaaaand that sounded extremely wrong. Moving on...
T: Hahahah wooooooooooooooooooow.
E: I think I just need to stop talking. I keep sounding like a perverted manwhore or something. How horrible!
T: Haha maybe. . .Just kidding.
E: Wha...what does that mean??? Okay, do you like this song, or am I the only one in the world that is extremely obsessed with it? ("Bad Girlfriend" Theory of a Deadman)
T: It's dece, I guess.
E: Is that a no...? If anyone else likes it, let me know so I don't feel so alone in this obsession.
T: You and your obsessions. They make me laugh. All of a sudden I feel sick
E: Ugh, I hate feeling sick. It's disgusting. I think we should quickly skip to confessions, just because I have homework to get done, which is going to be such a blast that I just cannot wait.
T: Roight. My confession is. . .that I'd rather be alone and by myself. Then with people. Just because when you're with people, you tend to put on some kind of mask because there isn't really anyone I trust anymore. Well besides this loser sitting next to me, who happens to claim to be my best friend but I'm not so sure. . . haha jk Lizy. But yeah, that's my confession.
E: I know what you mean. I thought I could trust people (you know what I'm talking about cuz we just had the same issue) and I was so, so wrong. I wish there was someone new I could meet that I could actually trust. I think there's one guy and one girl (you TI squared) that I for sure (fa sha!) can trust. And yes, I will not deny I am a loser. It always amazes me that I have friends. Yeah, so my confession. Well, I have one that I have never told anyone (even my parents! not that I would haha), even you Titi, but I'm not sure if I want to put it online. And the second one, oh shoot. I forgot it. Just kidding. I remember.
T: Well? What is it?
E: Which?
T: Both, no beating around the bush
E: If I had an alias on this site...I would do the first. Aiiiiiight, I'll do both. Nobody better question me about any of them. I refuse to explain.
T: Oh you will explain. At least, to me.
E: (for reader information: Elizabeth just deleted about three paragraphs of information, which was the first confession for PG rated reasons and to protect her rep) Yes, so back to confessing. And if anyone wants to know that, they can ask. Ha! Anywho, my confession is that everyone thinks that I go to clubs for the VIP and because I actaully like clubbing. I hate clubbing, to be honest. Well, some parts aren't bad. It's just that some people there are over the top skanky. I'm just getting really involved in clubs because I'm hoping that this will lead me to exactly where I want to get in my life. The end.
T: Amen, sister!Haha anyway, I think we're done here. So peace <3
E: Thank god. Out.
Titi: I don't think the people reading this qualify as children, seeing as how most of them are probably older than you.
E: Yes, that might be true. I just didn't know how to start this shiite out. Oh, since i can say two names now... SHANNEN!!! SHANNEN!!!! DEREK!!! DEREK!!! You're welcome.
T: Hola. Wanna know what's funny? I think we're in a "rock" mood today. A warning to all of you readers: 99.9% of this post will probably be about venting about the stupid people that we know that are getting on our nerves. So you have been warned
E: "Rock" mood? You? Rock? I can't even get you to listen to my nabbs hahahahahahaha! (Only the best service in the world, FYI) (besides chacha) (chacha is god!) (yes, that's right. I HAVE MET GOD!!!!!!!!!!!) (What now?!?!)The Vikings might have to win a superbowl before I get you to listen to Metallica. Or AC/DC. Or Slipknot. Or even Theory of a Deadman!!! I'm kidding.
T: Yeah...none of that is ever going to happen. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!And yes, Chacha is the ishh. For those of you who are skeptical about it, use the service once and I guarantee you'll be hooked. NO LIE
E: Yes, I do love chacha, but since they don't pay us to advertise for them...enough of them! we should see if they have an affiliate network. How wicked!
T: Great, something wicked this way comes.
E: I meant the good wicked. Duh.
T: Yeah... I figured that, I just wanted to say it because it felt like a good time to, do you have a problem with that?!?(haha Scarlett Letter project, that never ceases to make me laugh.) STOP TWIRLING YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!
E: It was quite funny. Ah! The Scarlett Letter! I'm so excited to do The Old Man and The Sea!! That should be exciting. It amazes me, the things I do for school.
T: I don't have that kind of dedication or time....I have more important things to do
E: Me too. But I love to make movies (no, Titi, I did not mean I get cinematic. Was that...oh my! You actually thought of that!!! I am such a bad influence on people.). Anywho... And I like to make school somewhat exciting. NO, TITI, do NOT take that the wrong way. Even I wasn't thinking that, and I am an innuendo machine.
T:Liar, you so were. I guess it's true; you really can make a sexual reference out of anything these days. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
E: A funny world made for Elizabeth's innuendos!!! It is true. Like, when (*name has been omitted) does the shimmy shoulder thing and says things like, "Office work" or "Lunch" or "Spanish class." Even that sounds dirty, and I'm pretty sure lunch isn't. Not that it couldn't be.
T: I got nothing. Too busy laughing at the fact I just made an awesome innuendo =)
E: SAME HERE!!! I cannot even believe it! That has got to be the best innuendo you have made. It's a good thing you caught that.
T: Oh jeez. I WANT SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN!!!!!!!Except without the sauce, yuckky. There's this one place in Rochester that has The BEST sweet and sour chicken. Oh and cream cheese wantons, they are amazing. It's unreal. I think I want to drive down to Rochester to go get food now. Except not in this weather, I would die. As if my parents would ever let me drive, they're too protective. On the subject of Chinese food, I don't even like it that much. Actually at all (AT ALL!) Just the chicken and cream cheese wantons. K, I'm done now. I promise =)
E: You need to stop talking about food. I am very hungry now, thank you so much. And how can you not like Chinese food??? It's amazing!!!
T: I just don't, except for chicken. I like chicken no matter how it's cooked.
E: That's because chicken is amazing. I can never understand how people can be vegetarian. I love my meat. Aaaaaaaaaaand that sounded extremely wrong. Moving on...
T: Hahahah wooooooooooooooooooow.
E: I think I just need to stop talking. I keep sounding like a perverted manwhore or something. How horrible!
T: Haha maybe. . .Just kidding.
E: Wha...what does that mean??? Okay, do you like this song, or am I the only one in the world that is extremely obsessed with it? ("Bad Girlfriend" Theory of a Deadman)
T: It's dece, I guess.
E: Is that a no...? If anyone else likes it, let me know so I don't feel so alone in this obsession.
T: You and your obsessions. They make me laugh. All of a sudden I feel sick
E: Ugh, I hate feeling sick. It's disgusting. I think we should quickly skip to confessions, just because I have homework to get done, which is going to be such a blast that I just cannot wait.
T: Roight. My confession is. . .that I'd rather be alone and by myself. Then with people. Just because when you're with people, you tend to put on some kind of mask because there isn't really anyone I trust anymore. Well besides this loser sitting next to me, who happens to claim to be my best friend but I'm not so sure. . . haha jk Lizy. But yeah, that's my confession.
E: I know what you mean. I thought I could trust people (you know what I'm talking about cuz we just had the same issue) and I was so, so wrong. I wish there was someone new I could meet that I could actually trust. I think there's one guy and one girl (you TI squared) that I for sure (fa sha!) can trust. And yes, I will not deny I am a loser. It always amazes me that I have friends. Yeah, so my confession. Well, I have one that I have never told anyone (even my parents! not that I would haha), even you Titi, but I'm not sure if I want to put it online. And the second one, oh shoot. I forgot it. Just kidding. I remember.
T: Well? What is it?
E: Which?
T: Both, no beating around the bush
E: If I had an alias on this site...I would do the first. Aiiiiiight, I'll do both. Nobody better question me about any of them. I refuse to explain.
T: Oh you will explain. At least, to me.
E: (for reader information: Elizabeth just deleted about three paragraphs of information, which was the first confession for PG rated reasons and to protect her rep) Yes, so back to confessing. And if anyone wants to know that, they can ask. Ha! Anywho, my confession is that everyone thinks that I go to clubs for the VIP and because I actaully like clubbing. I hate clubbing, to be honest. Well, some parts aren't bad. It's just that some people there are over the top skanky. I'm just getting really involved in clubs because I'm hoping that this will lead me to exactly where I want to get in my life. The end.
T: Amen, sister!Haha anyway, I think we're done here. So peace <3
E: Thank god. Out.
1:48 PM - Thursday, January 8, 2009
Elizabeth: First of all, I would like to clarify something. More like correct, actually.
Titi: Go ahead, I've got nothing to say really
E: That last confession really wasn't very true. I was very pissed off that day and needed something to vent about. I highly doubt I felt that way. The guy is a very good guy. I must have been high when I said that. (Not really. Figure of speech)
T: Ahhhh, I see. I do that all the time.
E: Yeah, that was pretty bad. Oh! I have an announcement.
T: Ohh oh! Que es?
E: Well, you already know this. But our reader (s) do not. So next Friday, I have an unofficial interview next Friday at (*name has been omitted to prevent stalkers). So I kinda need a ride to the nightclub. If anyone wants to give me a ride, I can get them in free. And plus I'm a blast, so there's the decision maker right there. (If you actually are interested, it's one of the biggest nightclubs in our state. If you know me, you know what I'm talking about. And you can come talk to me) Thanks! That would be great if someone wanted to volunteer for my cause.
T: Riiiiiight. Don't let what happened LAST TIME happen again. Or else you-know-what might happen and it won't be a joke this time.
E: What? It was a good night, not gonna deny it. It would have been weirder if I didn't know the guy.
T: Haha riiiight
E: Anywho...
T: Ummm, did anything happen in third hour that I should know about?
E: Nope. I researched colleges. So no, nothing happened, and I'm not really sure what you're trying to lead to since you're giving me this look.
T: Wha...?What look? I'm too tired to give anybody any looks today. Almost dying in your sleep does that to you, you know.
E: Well, you gave me this look like you were expecting me to say something, not that I would give anything that interesting out online. How the heck did you almost die in your sleep?!? Did some murderer come into your room or something of that sort? I'm scared.
T: (laughs)
E: Are you going to share or do I now have to be fearful and lock my doors?
T: You should always lock your doors
E: I never said I didn't...but I was just sayin'...
T: What ARE you saying? Are you insinuating something???
E: I'm so confused. We should just move on. You know what scarred me today?
T: Wha?
E: That movie in English, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" (Titi just went "ahhh!!" in fear). It was so kinky, and not in a nice to view way.
T: Ohhh, you used that word. I hate that word.
E: Oh, you mean "kinky"? Kinky kinky kinky!!!! It's such a fun word!!!
T: Anyway, That movie is so awkward to watch in an Honors class. I swear, they were gonna start goin' at it in the mud. I was almost scarred for life. And plus, both guys are ugly as fuuudge. It's sickening.
E: Is that even appropriate for school? Haha, I was waiting for you to go, "Virgin eyes!!!!!" That would have made me laugh. Those men were so weird. Who goes, "Call me Jody" in bed? Really. Really? Really. Unless you don't know the person, then you might want to say your name or something. But what a a creeper. Kind of like that guy in "Twilight."
T: Wait, which one? Edward? He's a Creepy McCreeperton (haha *name has been omitted because we don't know if she'll let us use it*). Jacob on the other hand makes me do this ----> =) I hadn't even thought of that because *name has been omitted for the same reason as above* and I were working on our schedules for next year. It was so bad. *name has been omitted for the same reason as the other two* kept saying it was like Como Agua Para Chocolate then we would laugh.
E: I don't know their names!!! I hated that movie!!!! But I think it was Edward. Wow, you omitted so many names. That makes me giggle. Wait...that sounded kinky. That made me laugh. Yes, Titi, that is right. I said "kinky." Don't even get me started on Spanish movies. Life is not like that. That's all I'm going to say.
T: You and that word. It's una palabra mala =(. And yes Edward is very creepy, I hate him
E: Why? Because the word is naughty? Haha, or should I say, kinky. I'm just kidding. I'll stop that. I might annoy myself.
T: Thanks for that. Ummmmmm I can't think of anything else I had to say
E: Well I will find something to talk about. Oh!!! I've got two ideas, both for the readers. One, if anyone has poll ideas, submit them to us. That would be wonderful. Second, if anyone doesn't mind us using their names in our blog, let us know. We do not like to omit names. It gets kind of annoying. But we don't want to get sued.
T: Si. It gets annoying when you have to write name omitted every other sentence. I sometimes forget who I'm talking about.
E: Oh I know what you mean! Sometimes I'll be typing and trying to think of something else at the same time and then be like, "Wait... where was I going with this???"
T: It's just annoying. So if you don't mind having your name mentioned, tell us so we don't have to put name omitted. For goodness sake. Rawr, I'm tired and crabby and I need to work on my story and other ish has been bothering me.
E: I like how you're the one writing all the time now. I can't even remember the last time I did it. I always did it when something big happened and then turned it into a song. And what is this other "ish" you speak of? Care to share?
T: How ironic. From the reader to the writer. I don't know, it just gives me something to do in my house. Hmmm, I'd rather not
E: Well at least it's something productive instead of, like, watching TV. It bothers me when that's all people do. Get a life (no offense to anyone). Is this something you can't share online or you just refuse to share?
T: A little bit of both? Haha that reminds me of *name has been omitted for the same reason as everybody else* That night was so awkward. He, along with everybody else, was interrogating me about my relationship situation. On the brighter side, I have now learned that there are guys out there who truly look out for their friends who are girls.
E: Nice job, Ti squared. Nice job. I learned this lesson last year. This is why I stopped telling people things and stopped putting things online and stopped being extremely trusting with every person I met. I'm an open person, but there's a lot of things people don't know. Oh, are you talking about whatshisname? When he was, like, the only guy who actually remembered his, meaning your bf's name?
T: Well no, but it still baffles me how he remembers his name, it's amazing! Anyway, no. I was talking about youknowwho. He was like "Is your bf a gentleman? Because if he's not, Me and sirrememberseverything will go and kick his butt". And i laughed and was like "That won't be necessary but thank you." And he's like "Just say the word and we'll go beat him up." It was very amusing.
E: I love men like that. It's so cute! But then I'm always like, I can take care of it myself. God.
T: Well we're done here. So.. OH WAIT!Good luck to the Basketball and Hockey teams tonight!Peace<3
E: Out! And to this one person who has to catch this... "I'm so timid!!!" (*cough* derek* cough* since I know that you won't and we have your permission*cough*)
Titi: Go ahead, I've got nothing to say really
E: That last confession really wasn't very true. I was very pissed off that day and needed something to vent about. I highly doubt I felt that way. The guy is a very good guy. I must have been high when I said that. (Not really. Figure of speech)
T: Ahhhh, I see. I do that all the time.
E: Yeah, that was pretty bad. Oh! I have an announcement.
T: Ohh oh! Que es?
E: Well, you already know this. But our reader (s) do not. So next Friday, I have an unofficial interview next Friday at (*name has been omitted to prevent stalkers). So I kinda need a ride to the nightclub. If anyone wants to give me a ride, I can get them in free. And plus I'm a blast, so there's the decision maker right there. (If you actually are interested, it's one of the biggest nightclubs in our state. If you know me, you know what I'm talking about. And you can come talk to me) Thanks! That would be great if someone wanted to volunteer for my cause.
T: Riiiiiight. Don't let what happened LAST TIME happen again. Or else you-know-what might happen and it won't be a joke this time.
E: What? It was a good night, not gonna deny it. It would have been weirder if I didn't know the guy.
T: Haha riiiight
E: Anywho...
T: Ummm, did anything happen in third hour that I should know about?
E: Nope. I researched colleges. So no, nothing happened, and I'm not really sure what you're trying to lead to since you're giving me this look.
T: Wha...?What look? I'm too tired to give anybody any looks today. Almost dying in your sleep does that to you, you know.
E: Well, you gave me this look like you were expecting me to say something, not that I would give anything that interesting out online. How the heck did you almost die in your sleep?!? Did some murderer come into your room or something of that sort? I'm scared.
T: (laughs)
E: Are you going to share or do I now have to be fearful and lock my doors?
T: You should always lock your doors
E: I never said I didn't...but I was just sayin'...
T: What ARE you saying? Are you insinuating something???
E: I'm so confused. We should just move on. You know what scarred me today?
T: Wha?
E: That movie in English, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" (Titi just went "ahhh!!" in fear). It was so kinky, and not in a nice to view way.
T: Ohhh, you used that word. I hate that word.
E: Oh, you mean "kinky"? Kinky kinky kinky!!!! It's such a fun word!!!
T: Anyway, That movie is so awkward to watch in an Honors class. I swear, they were gonna start goin' at it in the mud. I was almost scarred for life. And plus, both guys are ugly as fuuudge. It's sickening.
E: Is that even appropriate for school? Haha, I was waiting for you to go, "Virgin eyes!!!!!" That would have made me laugh. Those men were so weird. Who goes, "Call me Jody" in bed? Really. Really? Really. Unless you don't know the person, then you might want to say your name or something. But what a a creeper. Kind of like that guy in "Twilight."
T: Wait, which one? Edward? He's a Creepy McCreeperton (haha *name has been omitted because we don't know if she'll let us use it*). Jacob on the other hand makes me do this ----> =) I hadn't even thought of that because *name has been omitted for the same reason as above* and I were working on our schedules for next year. It was so bad. *name has been omitted for the same reason as the other two* kept saying it was like Como Agua Para Chocolate then we would laugh.
E: I don't know their names!!! I hated that movie!!!! But I think it was Edward. Wow, you omitted so many names. That makes me giggle. Wait...that sounded kinky. That made me laugh. Yes, Titi, that is right. I said "kinky." Don't even get me started on Spanish movies. Life is not like that. That's all I'm going to say.
T: You and that word. It's una palabra mala =(. And yes Edward is very creepy, I hate him
E: Why? Because the word is naughty? Haha, or should I say, kinky. I'm just kidding. I'll stop that. I might annoy myself.
T: Thanks for that. Ummmmmm I can't think of anything else I had to say
E: Well I will find something to talk about. Oh!!! I've got two ideas, both for the readers. One, if anyone has poll ideas, submit them to us. That would be wonderful. Second, if anyone doesn't mind us using their names in our blog, let us know. We do not like to omit names. It gets kind of annoying. But we don't want to get sued.
T: Si. It gets annoying when you have to write name omitted every other sentence. I sometimes forget who I'm talking about.
E: Oh I know what you mean! Sometimes I'll be typing and trying to think of something else at the same time and then be like, "Wait... where was I going with this???"
T: It's just annoying. So if you don't mind having your name mentioned, tell us so we don't have to put name omitted. For goodness sake. Rawr, I'm tired and crabby and I need to work on my story and other ish has been bothering me.
E: I like how you're the one writing all the time now. I can't even remember the last time I did it. I always did it when something big happened and then turned it into a song. And what is this other "ish" you speak of? Care to share?
T: How ironic. From the reader to the writer. I don't know, it just gives me something to do in my house. Hmmm, I'd rather not
E: Well at least it's something productive instead of, like, watching TV. It bothers me when that's all people do. Get a life (no offense to anyone). Is this something you can't share online or you just refuse to share?
T: A little bit of both? Haha that reminds me of *name has been omitted for the same reason as everybody else* That night was so awkward. He, along with everybody else, was interrogating me about my relationship situation. On the brighter side, I have now learned that there are guys out there who truly look out for their friends who are girls.
E: Nice job, Ti squared. Nice job. I learned this lesson last year. This is why I stopped telling people things and stopped putting things online and stopped being extremely trusting with every person I met. I'm an open person, but there's a lot of things people don't know. Oh, are you talking about whatshisname? When he was, like, the only guy who actually remembered his, meaning your bf's name?
T: Well no, but it still baffles me how he remembers his name, it's amazing! Anyway, no. I was talking about youknowwho. He was like "Is your bf a gentleman? Because if he's not, Me and sirrememberseverything will go and kick his butt". And i laughed and was like "That won't be necessary but thank you." And he's like "Just say the word and we'll go beat him up." It was very amusing.
E: I love men like that. It's so cute! But then I'm always like, I can take care of it myself. God.
T: Well we're done here. So.. OH WAIT!Good luck to the Basketball and Hockey teams tonight!Peace<3
E: Out! And to this one person who has to catch this... "I'm so timid!!!" (*cough* derek* cough* since I know that you won't and we have your permission*cough*)
The Real Confessions
12:38 PM - Monday, January 5, 2009
Elizabeth: I don't even know what to say. I'm so crabby right now.
Titi: I'm just happy now that I've got some food to eat.
E: Sorry. I just don't know what to talk about. I'm mad at everyone and everything right now. Yes, that sounded very happy.
T: Um, why exactly are you mad? Or is it one of those pissy moods that all girls tend to go through every once in a while?
E: Yes and no. I think. I don't know what to think right now.
T: I'm sorry. I wish I could be more sympathetic.
E: Oh no, it's fine. I just didn't want to go through another rant about men or something like that. I don't want to lose our male readers.
T: Hahaha (derek). Want to know what I realized? This is our first post for 2009! We graduate in a year and a few months from now! Ahhh!
E: Oh thank god. I cannot wait to graduate. I am so sick of this place.
T: I don't want to graduate yet! I need more time to enjoy my high school years.
E: I've been done with high school for a while. I get annoyed by people here. (*cough* sophomores*)
T: Do not even get me started on sophomores, please and thank you. I'm trying to leave that one *ahem* mistake back in 2008.
E: Trust me, I could tell you many mistakes. I'm glad 2008 is over. That year needed to be done with.
T: Seriously. It was an okay year but too many things happened that I'd rather forget.
E: Same. I won't even go there.
T: Anyway, I still can't believe we're pretty much halfway through our school year, it's insane!
E: I need the last part of the year to go by fast since I have all my hard classes then. Yah. That should be joyous. Excuse me for my pessimistic mood.
T: Stop apologizing! You've done that already! I'm not! Because after this year, it's probably PSEO and the U of M for me, and I'd rather not go. I actually somewhat enjoy school. The friends part anyway.
E: At least you will have some college paid for! That's good. Don't get involved with college men. Word of advice.
T: Ha, I wonder why. . .
E: Me too.
T: You silly child.
E: Roight.
T: Anyway. Moving along now. . . You wanna know what I've noticed?
E: What is that?
T: Almost everyone is either: a)in a relationship or b) In a complicated relationship
E:Like you? Which you decided not to inform me of? Like how you CHANGED YOUR STATUS TWO HOURS AFTER I LEFT YOUR HOUSE AND THEN MADE ME WAIT LIKE TWO DAYS LATER TO TELL ME THE REST OF THE STORY?????????????
T: Are the cap locks really necessary? Really?
E: Yes.
T: Fine. Be that way. Anyway: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE AT YOUR HOUSE????????I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE LIBRARY!And is it necessary for you to point this out here???
E: Fine then. We can move on. Oh yes, relationships are disgusting. It bothers me because I think that so many people rush into relationships with people they don't even really like because everyone else is dating someone. It's annoying, my god.
T: Oh jeez. I don't think they're disgusting. Just the PDA part of it can go wayy overboard. Seriously? Not everyone wants to see you make out with your significant other, no matter how cute they may be.
E: That is so disgusting. Is it really necessary? No. No it is not.
T: Well, what you do outside of school is your business. But when you are making out in the hall way, you give people license to mock you.
E: That's kind of kinky. (yes, that is right, "T", I used the word "kinky". Yes. That is right.) It is weird when people do that in the hall. Is there really a reason that they must do it? No. No there is not. And now I am going to go write a hate book on this. AND listen to that song you don't like.
T:Lovely. Just lovely. Moving on. . .again. I actually have hope that this year will be good for me. No bad grades, no stalkers(EWWWWWWWWWWWW), and no involvement with lame boys who aren't worth my time ahem OSHUAJAY!!!!!!!
E:So much for not saying names on here. Watch, we'll get sued for this. And I will blame it all on you and be like, "What? My name isn't Elizabeth. That must have been her invisible friend or something. What? I did not blog with her. What? I shouldn't be sued? I swear on my life that wasn't me."
T: Thanks Liz, Thanks. It's not like he doesn't deserve it. And plus, I doubt he's ever heard of this site anyway. Hahah we just learned the answer to the meaning of Life!!!!!!!!!
E: I love chacha. I will marry it. But I will not have children, though they would be very smart children.
T: Technically, that would be illegal since chacha is more than one person. That's polygamy(i think)
E: Oh don't get me started on illegal things. I am glad I am under eighteen and won't be doin' any time (that's also from a song that you do not like)
T:Well and it's his fault if he hasn't caught on yet =)
E: Wow. Way to to totally use my quote taking hahahaha.
T: I have to say, I've been missing out on this whole chacha thing. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME???
E: Sorry, I just recently started using it since I have my service back. I had no idea it was so amazing!!!! I am so addicted to that and Nabbit.
T: Oh nvm. Ummm I got nothing, but I don't wanna be done yet since we haven't blogged in awhile
E: Oh yes, I would agree with that. Shiite, ...oh what is that you say? You want to vent? I'm in.
T: I said this is a good place to vent. GET YOUR EARS CHECKED goddanggit!
E: I was just sayin'. That's all.
T:Riiiight, sure you were.
E: Yes, well, I have nothing else to provide to the world except my extreme hatred towards many things. Like men.
T:Ohhhhhhh. I was avoiding that, considering my current, er, situation.
E: And that's why I have not vented yet. Yet.
T: Thank you for your consideration
E: Yea, no problem. Just wait until I get my facebook status up there. No one better comment on it cuz I refuse to explain it.
T: I will. I always do hhaha
E: Do what? Refuse to explain things or comment on statuses?
T: Status commenting
E: Oh, yes you do comment on those a lot. Jeez. I wish I actually had something to talk about right now but I am so dead and so full of onion rings, oddly enough.
T:Ewwww,onion rings. I am still saddened by the fact that I still haven't gone to the Culver's here since they opened
E: You really need to go. They have the most amazing food ever. It is unbelievable.
T:I've been to Culver's before, I just haven't been to the one here
E:I'm just sayin'
T: Just puttin that out there. Ummm next topic
E: Yes, because I just randomly have topics off the top of my head. Yes, because I am that creative. Actually, right now, I am trying to think of something good to talk about instead of all this nonsense. All this bulshevic.
T:Isn't it spelled "Bolshevik"?
E: I was close enough.
T:No. No you weren't. Haha. Are you in a better mood now?
E: No, of course not. I'm just covering it up as I often do now so as not to get questioned or leak something that I should not.
T:That can't be healthy, bottling up your emotions
E: No, it is not, but when I'm practically living to entertain people, I don't really have a choice.
T: You always have a choice, or that's what they tell me.
E: It's tough when people are all disappointed and go bizerk on you or when they're all like, "why are you like this? Why are you acting like that?" as if I'm never an angry person.
T:Oooh!Ohh! I have an idea (sorry, going on a random tangent) I think everytime we blog we should each say some kind of "confession" about ourselves. Oh and, I've seen you angry. Believe me, everyone has the possibility of being angry somewhere inside them, some just show it more then others.
E: I like that idea!!! Just nothing...oddly personal. That would be so weird. And creepy. And kind of disgusting. And yes, I do actually get angry quite often, only around my family. Maybe that is why they dislike me. I go bizerk on them. That is such a fun word!!!!!!!!
T: I noticed that you liked it. You strange child
E:I'm not sure what to say right now.
T:You're supposed to say your confession first
E:Okay....I can't believe I am about to say this, actually. I...I...kind of...like...girls. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha! That is just like the pregnant joke I pulled on my mom. Ah, good times. (For the record, though, I really do like men. That really was a joke.) Hmmm, a confession. I don't even know what to say. Lalalalalalala. I really don't know. Really. I will come up with something. Soon
T:K, so my confession is: I used to dream that me and a certain person would get together and live a love story, like in Taylor Swifts song haha. Oh, and I enjoy singing and dancing to N*Sync and other old groups, and pretending I'm a rockstar when I'm in my house and I have nothing to do.As Lizy thinks of her confession, I would like to say that you readers can confess too! Post whatever your confession is in the C-box and we promise we wont make fun of you. You don't even have to write your name.
E: I used to like (*name has been omitted just in case he happens to come across this. awkward). For a week. And I'm not really sure why. Maybe because he was just so... yummy. I don't know. I don't even know who he is anymore. (Not that I did) I'm not sure if he was that way to get in my pants or whatev (worth it!) but whatever it was, *sigh*. But what a mistake. He's such a jerk. He's so different than I thought he was. I think the guy I knew that night was someone different than who he really is. He's been such an asshole lately. I also would have loved to know that he was in a "complicated" relationship. He briefly mentioned something, but nothing like that. So yes. That is my confession. I actually liked someone. I actually had feelings for someone. But it was just a mistake. Or maybe I was too blind to see the obvious. I will never know. But he should have known better than to mess with me. I always manage to do better. And when I'm rich, he won't even get a space in my basement (hahaha, remember that, Titi?)
Titi: I'm just happy now that I've got some food to eat.
E: Sorry. I just don't know what to talk about. I'm mad at everyone and everything right now. Yes, that sounded very happy.
T: Um, why exactly are you mad? Or is it one of those pissy moods that all girls tend to go through every once in a while?
E: Yes and no. I think. I don't know what to think right now.
T: I'm sorry. I wish I could be more sympathetic.
E: Oh no, it's fine. I just didn't want to go through another rant about men or something like that. I don't want to lose our male readers.
T: Hahaha (derek). Want to know what I realized? This is our first post for 2009! We graduate in a year and a few months from now! Ahhh!
E: Oh thank god. I cannot wait to graduate. I am so sick of this place.
T: I don't want to graduate yet! I need more time to enjoy my high school years.
E: I've been done with high school for a while. I get annoyed by people here. (*cough* sophomores*)
T: Do not even get me started on sophomores, please and thank you. I'm trying to leave that one *ahem* mistake back in 2008.
E: Trust me, I could tell you many mistakes. I'm glad 2008 is over. That year needed to be done with.
T: Seriously. It was an okay year but too many things happened that I'd rather forget.
E: Same. I won't even go there.
T: Anyway, I still can't believe we're pretty much halfway through our school year, it's insane!
E: I need the last part of the year to go by fast since I have all my hard classes then. Yah. That should be joyous. Excuse me for my pessimistic mood.
T: Stop apologizing! You've done that already! I'm not! Because after this year, it's probably PSEO and the U of M for me, and I'd rather not go. I actually somewhat enjoy school. The friends part anyway.
E: At least you will have some college paid for! That's good. Don't get involved with college men. Word of advice.
T: Ha, I wonder why. . .
E: Me too.
T: You silly child.
E: Roight.
T: Anyway. Moving along now. . . You wanna know what I've noticed?
E: What is that?
T: Almost everyone is either: a)in a relationship or b) In a complicated relationship
E:Like you? Which you decided not to inform me of? Like how you CHANGED YOUR STATUS TWO HOURS AFTER I LEFT YOUR HOUSE AND THEN MADE ME WAIT LIKE TWO DAYS LATER TO TELL ME THE REST OF THE STORY?????????????
T: Are the cap locks really necessary? Really?
E: Yes.
T: Fine. Be that way. Anyway: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE AT YOUR HOUSE????????I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE LIBRARY!And is it necessary for you to point this out here???
E: Fine then. We can move on. Oh yes, relationships are disgusting. It bothers me because I think that so many people rush into relationships with people they don't even really like because everyone else is dating someone. It's annoying, my god.
T: Oh jeez. I don't think they're disgusting. Just the PDA part of it can go wayy overboard. Seriously? Not everyone wants to see you make out with your significant other, no matter how cute they may be.
E: That is so disgusting. Is it really necessary? No. No it is not.
T: Well, what you do outside of school is your business. But when you are making out in the hall way, you give people license to mock you.
E: That's kind of kinky. (yes, that is right, "T", I used the word "kinky". Yes. That is right.) It is weird when people do that in the hall. Is there really a reason that they must do it? No. No there is not. And now I am going to go write a hate book on this. AND listen to that song you don't like.
T:Lovely. Just lovely. Moving on. . .again. I actually have hope that this year will be good for me. No bad grades, no stalkers(EWWWWWWWWWWWW), and no involvement with lame boys who aren't worth my time ahem OSHUAJAY!!!!!!!
E:So much for not saying names on here. Watch, we'll get sued for this. And I will blame it all on you and be like, "What? My name isn't Elizabeth. That must have been her invisible friend or something. What? I did not blog with her. What? I shouldn't be sued? I swear on my life that wasn't me."
T: Thanks Liz, Thanks. It's not like he doesn't deserve it. And plus, I doubt he's ever heard of this site anyway. Hahah we just learned the answer to the meaning of Life!!!!!!!!!
E: I love chacha. I will marry it. But I will not have children, though they would be very smart children.
T: Technically, that would be illegal since chacha is more than one person. That's polygamy(i think)
E: Oh don't get me started on illegal things. I am glad I am under eighteen and won't be doin' any time (that's also from a song that you do not like)
T:Well and it's his fault if he hasn't caught on yet =)
E: Wow. Way to to totally use my quote taking hahahaha.
T: I have to say, I've been missing out on this whole chacha thing. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME???
E: Sorry, I just recently started using it since I have my service back. I had no idea it was so amazing!!!! I am so addicted to that and Nabbit.
T: Oh nvm. Ummm I got nothing, but I don't wanna be done yet since we haven't blogged in awhile
E: Oh yes, I would agree with that. Shiite, ...oh what is that you say? You want to vent? I'm in.
T: I said this is a good place to vent. GET YOUR EARS CHECKED goddanggit!
E: I was just sayin'. That's all.
T:Riiiight, sure you were.
E: Yes, well, I have nothing else to provide to the world except my extreme hatred towards many things. Like men.
T:Ohhhhhhh. I was avoiding that, considering my current, er, situation.
E: And that's why I have not vented yet. Yet.
T: Thank you for your consideration
E: Yea, no problem. Just wait until I get my facebook status up there. No one better comment on it cuz I refuse to explain it.
T: I will. I always do hhaha
E: Do what? Refuse to explain things or comment on statuses?
T: Status commenting
E: Oh, yes you do comment on those a lot. Jeez. I wish I actually had something to talk about right now but I am so dead and so full of onion rings, oddly enough.
T:Ewwww,onion rings. I am still saddened by the fact that I still haven't gone to the Culver's here since they opened
E: You really need to go. They have the most amazing food ever. It is unbelievable.
T:I've been to Culver's before, I just haven't been to the one here
E:I'm just sayin'
T: Just puttin that out there. Ummm next topic
E: Yes, because I just randomly have topics off the top of my head. Yes, because I am that creative. Actually, right now, I am trying to think of something good to talk about instead of all this nonsense. All this bulshevic.
T:Isn't it spelled "Bolshevik"?
E: I was close enough.
T:No. No you weren't. Haha. Are you in a better mood now?
E: No, of course not. I'm just covering it up as I often do now so as not to get questioned or leak something that I should not.
T:That can't be healthy, bottling up your emotions
E: No, it is not, but when I'm practically living to entertain people, I don't really have a choice.
T: You always have a choice, or that's what they tell me.
E: It's tough when people are all disappointed and go bizerk on you or when they're all like, "why are you like this? Why are you acting like that?" as if I'm never an angry person.
T:Oooh!Ohh! I have an idea (sorry, going on a random tangent) I think everytime we blog we should each say some kind of "confession" about ourselves. Oh and, I've seen you angry. Believe me, everyone has the possibility of being angry somewhere inside them, some just show it more then others.
E: I like that idea!!! Just nothing...oddly personal. That would be so weird. And creepy. And kind of disgusting. And yes, I do actually get angry quite often, only around my family. Maybe that is why they dislike me. I go bizerk on them. That is such a fun word!!!!!!!!
T: I noticed that you liked it. You strange child
E:I'm not sure what to say right now.
T:You're supposed to say your confession first
E:Okay....I can't believe I am about to say this, actually. I...I...kind of...like...girls. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha! That is just like the pregnant joke I pulled on my mom. Ah, good times. (For the record, though, I really do like men. That really was a joke.) Hmmm, a confession. I don't even know what to say. Lalalalalalala. I really don't know. Really. I will come up with something. Soon
T:K, so my confession is: I used to dream that me and a certain person would get together and live a love story, like in Taylor Swifts song haha. Oh, and I enjoy singing and dancing to N*Sync and other old groups, and pretending I'm a rockstar when I'm in my house and I have nothing to do.As Lizy thinks of her confession, I would like to say that you readers can confess too! Post whatever your confession is in the C-box and we promise we wont make fun of you. You don't even have to write your name.
E: I used to like (*name has been omitted just in case he happens to come across this. awkward). For a week. And I'm not really sure why. Maybe because he was just so... yummy. I don't know. I don't even know who he is anymore. (Not that I did) I'm not sure if he was that way to get in my pants or whatev (worth it!) but whatever it was, *sigh*. But what a mistake. He's such a jerk. He's so different than I thought he was. I think the guy I knew that night was someone different than who he really is. He's been such an asshole lately. I also would have loved to know that he was in a "complicated" relationship. He briefly mentioned something, but nothing like that. So yes. That is my confession. I actually liked someone. I actually had feelings for someone. But it was just a mistake. Or maybe I was too blind to see the obvious. I will never know. But he should have known better than to mess with me. I always manage to do better. And when I'm rich, he won't even get a space in my basement (hahaha, remember that, Titi?)
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep