Elizabeth: First of all, I would like to clarify something. More like correct, actually.
Titi: Go ahead, I've got nothing to say really
E: That last confession really wasn't very true. I was very pissed off that day and needed something to vent about. I highly doubt I felt that way. The guy is a very good guy. I must have been high when I said that. (Not really. Figure of speech)
T: Ahhhh, I see. I do that all the time.
E: Yeah, that was pretty bad. Oh! I have an announcement.
T: Ohh oh! Que es?
E: Well, you already know this. But our reader (s) do not. So next Friday, I have an unofficial interview next Friday at (*name has been omitted to prevent stalkers). So I kinda need a ride to the nightclub. If anyone wants to give me a ride, I can get them in free. And plus I'm a blast, so there's the decision maker right there. (If you actually are interested, it's one of the biggest nightclubs in our state. If you know me, you know what I'm talking about. And you can come talk to me) Thanks! That would be great if someone wanted to volunteer for my cause.
T: Riiiiiight. Don't let what happened LAST TIME happen again. Or else you-know-what might happen and it won't be a joke this time.
E: What? It was a good night, not gonna deny it. It would have been weirder if I didn't know the guy.
T: Haha riiiight
E: Anywho...
T: Ummm, did anything happen in third hour that I should know about?
E: Nope. I researched colleges. So no, nothing happened, and I'm not really sure what you're trying to lead to since you're giving me this look.
T: Wha...?What look? I'm too tired to give anybody any looks today. Almost dying in your sleep does that to you, you know.
E: Well, you gave me this look like you were expecting me to say something, not that I would give anything that interesting out online. How the heck did you almost die in your sleep?!? Did some murderer come into your room or something of that sort? I'm scared.
T: (laughs)
E: Are you going to share or do I now have to be fearful and lock my doors?
T: You should always lock your doors
E: I never said I didn't...but I was just sayin'...
T: What ARE you saying? Are you insinuating something???
E: I'm so confused. We should just move on. You know what scarred me today?
T: Wha?
E: That movie in English, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" (Titi just went "ahhh!!" in fear). It was so kinky, and not in a nice to view way.
T: Ohhh, you used that word. I hate that word.
E: Oh, you mean "kinky"? Kinky kinky kinky!!!! It's such a fun word!!!
T: Anyway, That movie is so awkward to watch in an Honors class. I swear, they were gonna start goin' at it in the mud. I was almost scarred for life. And plus, both guys are ugly as fuuudge. It's sickening.
E: Is that even appropriate for school? Haha, I was waiting for you to go, "Virgin eyes!!!!!" That would have made me laugh. Those men were so weird. Who goes, "Call me Jody" in bed? Really. Really? Really. Unless you don't know the person, then you might want to say your name or something. But what a a creeper. Kind of like that guy in "Twilight."
T: Wait, which one? Edward? He's a Creepy McCreeperton (haha *name has been omitted because we don't know if she'll let us use it*). Jacob on the other hand makes me do this ----> =) I hadn't even thought of that because *name has been omitted for the same reason as above* and I were working on our schedules for next year. It was so bad. *name has been omitted for the same reason as the other two* kept saying it was like Como Agua Para Chocolate then we would laugh.
E: I don't know their names!!! I hated that movie!!!! But I think it was Edward. Wow, you omitted so many names. That makes me giggle. Wait...that sounded kinky. That made me laugh. Yes, Titi, that is right. I said "kinky." Don't even get me started on Spanish movies. Life is not like that. That's all I'm going to say.
T: You and that word. It's una palabra mala =(. And yes Edward is very creepy, I hate him
E: Why? Because the word is naughty? Haha, or should I say, kinky. I'm just kidding. I'll stop that. I might annoy myself.
T: Thanks for that. Ummmmmm I can't think of anything else I had to say
E: Well I will find something to talk about. Oh!!! I've got two ideas, both for the readers. One, if anyone has poll ideas, submit them to us. That would be wonderful. Second, if anyone doesn't mind us using their names in our blog, let us know. We do not like to omit names. It gets kind of annoying. But we don't want to get sued.
T: Si. It gets annoying when you have to write name omitted every other sentence. I sometimes forget who I'm talking about.
E: Oh I know what you mean! Sometimes I'll be typing and trying to think of something else at the same time and then be like, "Wait... where was I going with this???"
T: It's just annoying. So if you don't mind having your name mentioned, tell us so we don't have to put name omitted. For goodness sake. Rawr, I'm tired and crabby and I need to work on my story and other ish has been bothering me.
E: I like how you're the one writing all the time now. I can't even remember the last time I did it. I always did it when something big happened and then turned it into a song. And what is this other "ish" you speak of? Care to share?
T: How ironic. From the reader to the writer. I don't know, it just gives me something to do in my house. Hmmm, I'd rather not
E: Well at least it's something productive instead of, like, watching TV. It bothers me when that's all people do. Get a life (no offense to anyone). Is this something you can't share online or you just refuse to share?
T: A little bit of both? Haha that reminds me of *name has been omitted for the same reason as everybody else* That night was so awkward. He, along with everybody else, was interrogating me about my relationship situation. On the brighter side, I have now learned that there are guys out there who truly look out for their friends who are girls.
E: Nice job, Ti squared. Nice job. I learned this lesson last year. This is why I stopped telling people things and stopped putting things online and stopped being extremely trusting with every person I met. I'm an open person, but there's a lot of things people don't know. Oh, are you talking about whatshisname? When he was, like, the only guy who actually remembered his, meaning your bf's name?
T: Well no, but it still baffles me how he remembers his name, it's amazing! Anyway, no. I was talking about youknowwho. He was like "Is your bf a gentleman? Because if he's not, Me and sirrememberseverything will go and kick his butt". And i laughed and was like "That won't be necessary but thank you." And he's like "Just say the word and we'll go beat him up." It was very amusing.
E: I love men like that. It's so cute! But then I'm always like, I can take care of it myself. God.
T: Well we're done here. So.. OH WAIT!Good luck to the Basketball and Hockey teams tonight!Peace<3
E: Out! And to this one person who has to catch this... "I'm so timid!!!" (*cough* derek* cough* since I know that you won't and we have your permission*cough*)
Confessions of Two City Girls
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Maybe...
You have to let go of who you were
To become who you will be...
Welcome to the city
Our Theme
4 E V E R
4 E V E R
by The Veronicas
Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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Who We Are
Titi:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
Elizabeth:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep