Elizabeth: I don't even know what to say. I'm so crabby right now.
Titi: I'm just happy now that I've got some food to eat.
E: Sorry. I just don't know what to talk about. I'm mad at everyone and everything right now. Yes, that sounded very happy.
T: Um, why exactly are you mad? Or is it one of those pissy moods that all girls tend to go through every once in a while?
E: Yes and no. I think. I don't know what to think right now.
T: I'm sorry. I wish I could be more sympathetic.
E: Oh no, it's fine. I just didn't want to go through another rant about men or something like that. I don't want to lose our male readers.
T: Hahaha (derek). Want to know what I realized? This is our first post for 2009! We graduate in a year and a few months from now! Ahhh!
E: Oh thank god. I cannot wait to graduate. I am so sick of this place.
T: I don't want to graduate yet! I need more time to enjoy my high school years.
E: I've been done with high school for a while. I get annoyed by people here. (*cough* sophomores*)
T: Do not even get me started on sophomores, please and thank you. I'm trying to leave that one *ahem* mistake back in 2008.
E: Trust me, I could tell you many mistakes. I'm glad 2008 is over. That year needed to be done with.
T: Seriously. It was an okay year but too many things happened that I'd rather forget.
E: Same. I won't even go there.
T: Anyway, I still can't believe we're pretty much halfway through our school year, it's insane!
E: I need the last part of the year to go by fast since I have all my hard classes then. Yah. That should be joyous. Excuse me for my pessimistic mood.
T: Stop apologizing! You've done that already! I'm not! Because after this year, it's probably PSEO and the U of M for me, and I'd rather not go. I actually somewhat enjoy school. The friends part anyway.
E: At least you will have some college paid for! That's good. Don't get involved with college men. Word of advice.
T: Ha, I wonder why. . .
E: Me too.
T: You silly child.
E: Roight.
T: Anyway. Moving along now. . . You wanna know what I've noticed?
E: What is that?
T: Almost everyone is either: a)in a relationship or b) In a complicated relationship
E:Like you? Which you decided not to inform me of? Like how you CHANGED YOUR STATUS TWO HOURS AFTER I LEFT YOUR HOUSE AND THEN MADE ME WAIT LIKE TWO DAYS LATER TO TELL ME THE REST OF THE STORY?????????????
T: Are the cap locks really necessary? Really?
E: Yes.
T: Fine. Be that way. Anyway: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE AT YOUR HOUSE????????I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE LIBRARY!And is it necessary for you to point this out here???
E: Fine then. We can move on. Oh yes, relationships are disgusting. It bothers me because I think that so many people rush into relationships with people they don't even really like because everyone else is dating someone. It's annoying, my god.
T: Oh jeez. I don't think they're disgusting. Just the PDA part of it can go wayy overboard. Seriously? Not everyone wants to see you make out with your significant other, no matter how cute they may be.
E: That is so disgusting. Is it really necessary? No. No it is not.
T: Well, what you do outside of school is your business. But when you are making out in the hall way, you give people license to mock you.
E: That's kind of kinky. (yes, that is right, "T", I used the word "kinky". Yes. That is right.) It is weird when people do that in the hall. Is there really a reason that they must do it? No. No there is not. And now I am going to go write a hate book on this. AND listen to that song you don't like.
T:Lovely. Just lovely. Moving on. . .again. I actually have hope that this year will be good for me. No bad grades, no stalkers(EWWWWWWWWWWWW), and no involvement with lame boys who aren't worth my time ahem OSHUAJAY!!!!!!!
E:So much for not saying names on here. Watch, we'll get sued for this. And I will blame it all on you and be like, "What? My name isn't Elizabeth. That must have been her invisible friend or something. What? I did not blog with her. What? I shouldn't be sued? I swear on my life that wasn't me."
T: Thanks Liz, Thanks. It's not like he doesn't deserve it. And plus, I doubt he's ever heard of this site anyway. Hahah we just learned the answer to the meaning of Life!!!!!!!!!
E: I love chacha. I will marry it. But I will not have children, though they would be very smart children.
T: Technically, that would be illegal since chacha is more than one person. That's polygamy(i think)
E: Oh don't get me started on illegal things. I am glad I am under eighteen and won't be doin' any time (that's also from a song that you do not like)
T:Well and it's his fault if he hasn't caught on yet =)
E: Wow. Way to to totally use my quote taking hahahaha.
T: I have to say, I've been missing out on this whole chacha thing. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME???
E: Sorry, I just recently started using it since I have my service back. I had no idea it was so amazing!!!! I am so addicted to that and Nabbit.
T: Oh nvm. Ummm I got nothing, but I don't wanna be done yet since we haven't blogged in awhile
E: Oh yes, I would agree with that. Shiite, ...oh what is that you say? You want to vent? I'm in.
T: I said this is a good place to vent. GET YOUR EARS CHECKED goddanggit!
E: I was just sayin'. That's all.
T:Riiiight, sure you were.
E: Yes, well, I have nothing else to provide to the world except my extreme hatred towards many things. Like men.
T:Ohhhhhhh. I was avoiding that, considering my current, er, situation.
E: And that's why I have not vented yet. Yet.
T: Thank you for your consideration
E: Yea, no problem. Just wait until I get my facebook status up there. No one better comment on it cuz I refuse to explain it.
T: I will. I always do hhaha
E: Do what? Refuse to explain things or comment on statuses?
T: Status commenting
E: Oh, yes you do comment on those a lot. Jeez. I wish I actually had something to talk about right now but I am so dead and so full of onion rings, oddly enough.
T:Ewwww,onion rings. I am still saddened by the fact that I still haven't gone to the Culver's here since they opened
E: You really need to go. They have the most amazing food ever. It is unbelievable.
T:I've been to Culver's before, I just haven't been to the one here
E:I'm just sayin'
T: Just puttin that out there. Ummm next topic
E: Yes, because I just randomly have topics off the top of my head. Yes, because I am that creative. Actually, right now, I am trying to think of something good to talk about instead of all this nonsense. All this bulshevic.
T:Isn't it spelled "Bolshevik"?
E: I was close enough.
T:No. No you weren't. Haha. Are you in a better mood now?
E: No, of course not. I'm just covering it up as I often do now so as not to get questioned or leak something that I should not.
T:That can't be healthy, bottling up your emotions
E: No, it is not, but when I'm practically living to entertain people, I don't really have a choice.
T: You always have a choice, or that's what they tell me.
E: It's tough when people are all disappointed and go bizerk on you or when they're all like, "why are you like this? Why are you acting like that?" as if I'm never an angry person.
T:Oooh!Ohh! I have an idea (sorry, going on a random tangent) I think everytime we blog we should each say some kind of "confession" about ourselves. Oh and, I've seen you angry. Believe me, everyone has the possibility of being angry somewhere inside them, some just show it more then others.
E: I like that idea!!! Just nothing...oddly personal. That would be so weird. And creepy. And kind of disgusting. And yes, I do actually get angry quite often, only around my family. Maybe that is why they dislike me. I go bizerk on them. That is such a fun word!!!!!!!!
T: I noticed that you liked it. You strange child
E:I'm not sure what to say right now.
T:You're supposed to say your confession first
E:Okay....I can't believe I am about to say this, actually. I...I...kind of...like...girls. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha! That is just like the pregnant joke I pulled on my mom. Ah, good times. (For the record, though, I really do like men. That really was a joke.) Hmmm, a confession. I don't even know what to say. Lalalalalalala. I really don't know. Really. I will come up with something. Soon
T:K, so my confession is: I used to dream that me and a certain person would get together and live a love story, like in Taylor Swifts song haha. Oh, and I enjoy singing and dancing to N*Sync and other old groups, and pretending I'm a rockstar when I'm in my house and I have nothing to do.As Lizy thinks of her confession, I would like to say that you readers can confess too! Post whatever your confession is in the C-box and we promise we wont make fun of you. You don't even have to write your name.
E: I used to like (*name has been omitted just in case he happens to come across this. awkward). For a week. And I'm not really sure why. Maybe because he was just so... yummy. I don't know. I don't even know who he is anymore. (Not that I did) I'm not sure if he was that way to get in my pants or whatev (worth it!) but whatever it was, *sigh*. But what a mistake. He's such a jerk. He's so different than I thought he was. I think the guy I knew that night was someone different than who he really is. He's been such an asshole lately. I also would have loved to know that he was in a "complicated" relationship. He briefly mentioned something, but nothing like that. So yes. That is my confession. I actually liked someone. I actually had feelings for someone. But it was just a mistake. Or maybe I was too blind to see the obvious. I will never know. But he should have known better than to mess with me. I always manage to do better. And when I'm rich, he won't even get a space in my basement (hahaha, remember that, Titi?)
Confessions of Two City Girls
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4 E V E R
4 E V E R
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Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
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YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep