Elizabeth: I have a funny story! And another that I will say later because it is less important. So one day I filled out this form for the National Guard because I am thinking about going to war, and so as I was filling out the thingy, I clicked on a box that said "I would like to speak to a Guard member" or something like that. I figured that they would just call or something. Then yesterday I went to the Country Inn and Suites to get an application. I come back home and my mom is all "What the heck do you have going with the National Guard?????" And I was all. "Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?" And she was all, "While you were gone, there was all of a sudden this banging on the door and then I saw these two men all dressed in uniforms and they were big and scary and I though they were coming to take someone away and then I answered the door and then they kept asking questions about you and wondering where you were and asking if you had any questions and all this stuff. I was freaked out." I don't know, maybe this story is only funny to me because I am weird like that. And I did not think that they would show up at my house with their vehicles and uniforms and freak my mom out. That makes me laugh.
T: Oh that was funny. That somewhat brightened my mood. Somewhat. Not really. Nevermind, I'm sad/pissed again.
E: It was. I am upset I missed them by twenty minutes because I actually did need to talk to them. Ah, moods. It is a good thing we didn't blog after third hour or after school because then we would have one heck of a depressing blog. Is this mood just because of the grade thing or is it about something else which you have refused to tell me?
T: For the most part, the grade thing. And the weight thing
E: You need to eat. No questions. And I am not kidding. When you don't eat every three to four hours, you put your body into shock mode and even though that does help you lose weight, it slows your metabolism which makes it harder to lose weight. It also makes your body go into it's emergency carbs or something like that, and it takes the essential vitamins and minerals out of your bod. If you eat more often you gain a higher metabolism and you will lose weight faster. And there is my health lecture for the day. It is sad that I know all this shiite.
T: That makes no sense. How does eating MORE make you lose weight? That's redundant. And I do eat every four hours. I had a brownie in first hour and noodles when I got home from school. Plus I exercise. So there's no way I can't lose weight; so THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: It's not eating more, it is eating more often. And it has to be healthy. BROWNIES ARE NOT HEALTHY. When you eat more often, it keeps you body from going into emergency mode and all this other stuff I can't remember. And by the way, first hour and the end of school are, like, seven hours apart. I win!
T: LIES!!!All of it!!!
E: What's a lie? I know it isn't. I studied health books like the bible. I know what I'm talking about. Like did you know that one bell pepper has 380% of your daily Vitamin A? A I think. I can't completely remember. A or D or E. But the number is right.
T: I eat peppers all the time. Most of the food my mom makes me eat contains the stuff that gives me vitamins. I'm doing this for my own benefit. It'll help me in the long run
E: You eat a whole pepper a day? Weird.... I forgot what I was going to say. But on another note, I think we should talk about something else. Food makes me hungry. Oh, it was about eggs. They provide around half of the protein you need a day. They're really beneficial. You know what depressed me today? Or more like, what hit me hard today? Oh haha, that sounded wrong. Or should I say kinky?
T: Yes, because I stuff whole peppers in my mouth. Wow. I hate eggs, shrimp, ribs, BBQ, and I can't think of anything else I don't like. Now anyway. What happened?
E: You never know. Some people are odd like that. YOU HATE EVERYTHING!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! Then again, I eat almost everything. Health. That is what happened. We had some guest speakers today who talked about drinking and driving and accidents and drugs and stuff and being impaired while driving. It 1) made me not want to ever get in a car again 2) hit an emotional button in moi. It just scares me to know that people my age are dumb enough to drink/get high and drive, and if anyone, anyone (except a certain few) died or was critically injured, a little bit of me would die inside.
T: Psh, I name three things- OH I FORGOT SUSHI! I hate sushi too. Anyway, I name four things that I hate and suddenly I hate everything? That's redundant.
E: Yes, that is everything because those are the best foods in the world!! And SUSHI??????? Out of all things, you had to hate SUSHI???? Is this a cruel, sick joke? WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!!!! JUST kidding.
T: Bahumbug. That's a lie. You'll probably still come over here tomorrow just for the heck of it. And sushi is DISGUSTING, WITH A CAPITAL "D". I had a bad experience with that stuff as a child.
E: I will not come over tomorrow and prove you wrong! HA!!! And I won't come over the next day either OR on the Superbowl and PROVE YOU WRONG!!! (Hey, does anyone want to help me replace Titi for me this weekend? I have free movie tickets!) What now?!?!?!?! And if you get the sushi without raw fish, it's a lot better. Then again, I might be saying that just because i love avocados. What happened as a kid that could possibly have scarred you away from sushi?
T: I thought it was one of those Ho-Ho thingies. Then I ate it and it wasn't sweet =(. So then I went to the bathroom and threw up on purpose. The same happened with this one squid stuff and duck. And THAT'S why I hate sushi and most Chinese food to this day. So there!
E: Squid sounds kind of fun. How can you go wrong with that???? And sushi isn't Chinese. It's Japanese. Ah, that story is kinda funny. Children eat the most random things.
T: I THOUGHT IT WAS A HO-HO FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
E: Well then.
T: And now I am scarred for life. Stupid sushi
E: Well then.
T: Really?
E: Yes really.
T: Well then.
E: Oh, I have two things to talk to you about that I don't think I ever really explained to ya. I think you commented on my status once and I never replied cuz I was at my Grandma's.
T: Yeah, I noticed. I thought you were pissed at me or somesuch.
E: Oh, no, I just didn't want to use my phone there. The first is....I am somehow related to Joe Mauer!!!! My grandma's grandma's sister's son's daughter married a Mauer and one of the 2? 2? sons is Joe.
T: Ohhhh I get it now. Does that mean you get Twins tickets for free?
E: Ha. Ha. No. They would be like, 10th cousins or something of that sort. I'd rather not go through all that work.
T: True. Ughhh I have something to tell you. And I just realized something
E: And what might this be...?
T: It's been a month plus a few days since me and you know who have been together
E: Really? It's been that long? Wow! It feels like just week that I kept hearing the word "Maryland." Oh right. That was. That's so cute!
T: Yeah....Idk
E: And what does that mean?
T: That was the other thing I had to tell you, I can't tell you on here though. That would be awkward
E: As most things in this blog are
T: Si, es la verdad
E: There was a reason i quit Spanish.
T: You can't necessarily "quit" a language. You can decided to stop learning it, but you can't really quit it, especially since you've been taking it for four years
E: That is not true. I can go burn all memories of it. I did that recently and it worked quite well. Not with Spanish, I mean.
T: What did you burn? And where was I? I Like burning things. Not arson or anything. Just burning memorabilia from memories past that have been horrible
E: Remind me not to get matches near you.
T: I just meant I like burning away bad memories, Mentally I wish I could burn his FACE. Okay, maybe not his face, but his clothes or something. That would suck. Then he'd have to go nakey all of the time. Ewwwww, yucky. Bleh
E: Yeah right. You'd probably want that. Are you trying to infer that you would prefer him to be unclothed??And I thought I was sick and twisted. Well! Look who has the sick mind now! I was so, so wrong about you.
T: You sick. sick. SICK. Soul. That is wrong in so many ways. * Name has been omitted, well because that would be embarrassing*'s body however, that I would like to see =)
E: You're the one who said it. And I quote: "He would have to go nakey all of the time." And really? You would like that Titi? Really? And wait, didn't you see it at homecoming, like, twice???
T: Well yeah, But it was covered in that cheap green paint. That was yuckky. It peeled everywhere
E: Like a sunburn. But, oh, oh, okay, thank god. I thought you were going to say something else.
T: Wow,what are you insinuating? That, I'm easy??? WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU????!!!
E: No, cuz then I would be saying something like, "TITI IS EASY! CALLING MEN!" or, "OMG TITI! DON'T BE SO DESPERATE!" But I am not, am I?
T: Oh, Don't even get me started on desperate women. Ewww that's not attractive.
E: Let's not go there since this blog is about us.
T: Like that has ever stopped us before
E: True. We always seem to talk about men. Oh, I lost. (HAHAHAH SUCKERS!)
T: I lost. I hate you! And I will hate you Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
E: That's a song. "Forever and alllllllllllllllllllllwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaysssssssss!" I forgot the rest of the lyrics.
T: We were just listening to that. YOU ARE A SICK MINDED SOUL. YOU NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: No no not the Taylor Swift one. I highly doubt you've heard this song. Maybe you have. And it's your fault for the sick mind right now! You brought it up! And I don't need help, I need food.
T: Hahah food. Oh remember that one soup you tried that you had with bread?
E: No. I have no idea what you are talking about. Just kidding. Now that you explain it, I remember. I think we should be done. I actually have homework to get done now that I have all my hard classes.
T: Mwhahaahaha. Ha! Welcome to my world. It is not a pleasant world.( I think we had this conversation this morning?)
E: I hate it.
T: Hahaha. Well you have homework and I have to work on my story. So peace <3
E: Out little nuggets.
Confessions of Two City Girls
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Maybe...
You have to let go of who you were
To become who you will be...
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Our Theme
4 E V E R
4 E V E R
by The Veronicas
Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
Elizabeth:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep