Elizabeth: Hi children.
Titi: I don't think the people reading this qualify as children, seeing as how most of them are probably older than you.
E: Yes, that might be true. I just didn't know how to start this shiite out. Oh, since i can say two names now... SHANNEN!!! SHANNEN!!!! DEREK!!! DEREK!!! You're welcome.
T: Hola. Wanna know what's funny? I think we're in a "rock" mood today. A warning to all of you readers: 99.9% of this post will probably be about venting about the stupid people that we know that are getting on our nerves. So you have been warned
E: "Rock" mood? You? Rock? I can't even get you to listen to my nabbs hahahahahahaha! (Only the best service in the world, FYI) (besides chacha) (chacha is god!) (yes, that's right. I HAVE MET GOD!!!!!!!!!!!) (What now?!?!)The Vikings might have to win a superbowl before I get you to listen to Metallica. Or AC/DC. Or Slipknot. Or even Theory of a Deadman!!! I'm kidding.
T: Yeah...none of that is ever going to happen. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!And yes, Chacha is the ishh. For those of you who are skeptical about it, use the service once and I guarantee you'll be hooked. NO LIE
E: Yes, I do love chacha, but since they don't pay us to advertise for them...enough of them! we should see if they have an affiliate network. How wicked!
T: Great, something wicked this way comes.
E: I meant the good wicked. Duh.
T: Yeah... I figured that, I just wanted to say it because it felt like a good time to, do you have a problem with that?!?(haha Scarlett Letter project, that never ceases to make me laugh.) STOP TWIRLING YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!
E: It was quite funny. Ah! The Scarlett Letter! I'm so excited to do The Old Man and The Sea!! That should be exciting. It amazes me, the things I do for school.
T: I don't have that kind of dedication or time....I have more important things to do
E: Me too. But I love to make movies (no, Titi, I did not mean I get cinematic. Was that...oh my! You actually thought of that!!! I am such a bad influence on people.). Anywho... And I like to make school somewhat exciting. NO, TITI, do NOT take that the wrong way. Even I wasn't thinking that, and I am an innuendo machine.
T:Liar, you so were. I guess it's true; you really can make a sexual reference out of anything these days. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
E: A funny world made for Elizabeth's innuendos!!! It is true. Like, when (*name has been omitted) does the shimmy shoulder thing and says things like, "Office work" or "Lunch" or "Spanish class." Even that sounds dirty, and I'm pretty sure lunch isn't. Not that it couldn't be.
T: I got nothing. Too busy laughing at the fact I just made an awesome innuendo =)
E: SAME HERE!!! I cannot even believe it! That has got to be the best innuendo you have made. It's a good thing you caught that.
T: Oh jeez. I WANT SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN!!!!!!!Except without the sauce, yuckky. There's this one place in Rochester that has The BEST sweet and sour chicken. Oh and cream cheese wantons, they are amazing. It's unreal. I think I want to drive down to Rochester to go get food now. Except not in this weather, I would die. As if my parents would ever let me drive, they're too protective. On the subject of Chinese food, I don't even like it that much. Actually at all (AT ALL!) Just the chicken and cream cheese wantons. K, I'm done now. I promise =)
E: You need to stop talking about food. I am very hungry now, thank you so much. And how can you not like Chinese food??? It's amazing!!!
T: I just don't, except for chicken. I like chicken no matter how it's cooked.
E: That's because chicken is amazing. I can never understand how people can be vegetarian. I love my meat. Aaaaaaaaaaand that sounded extremely wrong. Moving on...
T: Hahahah wooooooooooooooooooow.
E: I think I just need to stop talking. I keep sounding like a perverted manwhore or something. How horrible!
T: Haha maybe. . .Just kidding.
E: Wha...what does that mean??? Okay, do you like this song, or am I the only one in the world that is extremely obsessed with it? ("Bad Girlfriend" Theory of a Deadman)
T: It's dece, I guess.
E: Is that a no...? If anyone else likes it, let me know so I don't feel so alone in this obsession.
T: You and your obsessions. They make me laugh. All of a sudden I feel sick
E: Ugh, I hate feeling sick. It's disgusting. I think we should quickly skip to confessions, just because I have homework to get done, which is going to be such a blast that I just cannot wait.
T: Roight. My confession is. . .that I'd rather be alone and by myself. Then with people. Just because when you're with people, you tend to put on some kind of mask because there isn't really anyone I trust anymore. Well besides this loser sitting next to me, who happens to claim to be my best friend but I'm not so sure. . . haha jk Lizy. But yeah, that's my confession.
E: I know what you mean. I thought I could trust people (you know what I'm talking about cuz we just had the same issue) and I was so, so wrong. I wish there was someone new I could meet that I could actually trust. I think there's one guy and one girl (you TI squared) that I for sure (fa sha!) can trust. And yes, I will not deny I am a loser. It always amazes me that I have friends. Yeah, so my confession. Well, I have one that I have never told anyone (even my parents! not that I would haha), even you Titi, but I'm not sure if I want to put it online. And the second one, oh shoot. I forgot it. Just kidding. I remember.
T: Well? What is it?
E: Which?
T: Both, no beating around the bush
E: If I had an alias on this site...I would do the first. Aiiiiiight, I'll do both. Nobody better question me about any of them. I refuse to explain.
T: Oh you will explain. At least, to me.
E: (for reader information: Elizabeth just deleted about three paragraphs of information, which was the first confession for PG rated reasons and to protect her rep) Yes, so back to confessing. And if anyone wants to know that, they can ask. Ha! Anywho, my confession is that everyone thinks that I go to clubs for the VIP and because I actaully like clubbing. I hate clubbing, to be honest. Well, some parts aren't bad. It's just that some people there are over the top skanky. I'm just getting really involved in clubs because I'm hoping that this will lead me to exactly where I want to get in my life. The end.
T: Amen, sister!Haha anyway, I think we're done here. So peace <3
E: Thank god. Out.
Confessions of Two City Girls
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You have to let go of who you were
To become who you will be...
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Our Theme
4 E V E R
4 E V E R
by The Veronicas
Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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Titi:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
Elizabeth:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep