E: I am just so stoked to start the blog today. Really, I am. Not.
T: Is that sarcasm I hear? Haha. I'm too tired =(
E: Yes, yes that is sarcasm you hear. Maybe we shouldn't be blogging if you are too tired. I would feel bad.
T: Well you should feel bad!Mwahahaha. Ha! And this song depresses me. Do you feel worse? Because you should! Ha! Mwahaha. Ha! Ha- Ha! Ha!!!
E: (The song Titi is talking about is "Pitter Pat" by Erin McCarly and it is a very good song) What...what is that supposed to mean? I have been listening to this song at, like, midnight for some reason, ever since you mentioned that it is break up season.
T: It is break up season! Oh shoot. I lost my train of thought. It's because of the sesame. Darn sesame =(
E: That dang sesame. It ruins everything. Well, break up season had to come sometime soon. Ironic that it is coming near the big V-Day. God, I hate V-Day.
T: That's a happy thought. I think what I dislike about Valentine's Day is that you kind of feel like a loser when you see all these girls with roses and cards from their beloveds(eds?) and you don't have a boyfriend to give you one. It's a tad bit depressing. Wanna know what would be horrible?!
E: As Ryan Seacrest calls it, "Singles Awareness Day." Not that I quote him often or anything. Or ever. It bothers me so much when girls are all, "I want this and that and this and that for Valentine's Day." O.M.G. Really? That is so freakin' ridiculous. Like, if I am dating someone, this is what I ask for: A hug. A Cookie. A pen. Something easy like that. I hate girls who expect so much. All I care about is showing that you care. The rest of the girl population can go die. And what would be bad Titi?
T: A pen? Really? Yeah. . . No. I demand chocolate. Chocolate Roses are always nice. But that's it. No Jewelry, because I always lose it. Especially earrings. YOU JUST TOLD ME TO GO DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
E: Yes, Titi, a pen. Chocolate roses are expensive, man. I bought one for my mom, jeez. I could've gone broke. I was kidding about the die thing. Obviously because then I would have to go die. I must have, like, a male gene or something when it comes to V-Day because I am not like you or the other 4 billion women in the world when it comes to this subject. I do not comprehend. And you still didn't tell me what it so horrible.
T: Oh! Right! Wouldn't it be horrible if you and your boyfriend broke up the day before V-Day and you already bought him a gift?!
E: That happens quite a lot. And it wouldn't be that bad. I would give the gift to his best, best friend. HA!
T: You are a mean, mean person.
E: That was a joke.
T: Or was it. . .?
E: Ah, we start this again. Or do we?
T: Ah, something wicked this way comes
E: Or does it?
T: Oh. Mi. Dios. Not. Again. Never. Again. NEVER!!!
EVER!!!
EVER!!!!
E:
T:EVER!!!
E: Roight. Anywho.
T: What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Valentine's Day! It's so cute that (* name has been omitted*) is asking (*name has been omitted because the person above would kill me. No. Seriously, she would. She's EVIL!*) to the Sadie Hawkin's dance! Are you gonna ask anybody? Maybe a certain *ahem* person who you were talking to over facebook and decided not to tell me *AHEM*
E: WHAT??????????????????? I would never mix business with pleasure.
T: NOT THAT PERSON!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I think I have to rinse my mind out with soap because of the yuckky image I got in my head of you and him. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
E: They're both like, 19 and decently beautiful, so I'm not complaining. And this is why I am in this business. Oh oh oh oh! So when I went to (*club name has been omitted*), and saw the future people I could be working with, HEL-LO!!!! Not a single girl works there. I will like that job. And who is this person I was talking to? I am utterly confuzzled.
T: Think about it. Just think.
E: I can't think. I'm having a brain fart. And I hate guessing games. Who is this man?
T: I'm not telling =)
E: Fine. I will think. (she thinks) Oh god, I know who you are talking of. Would you like to know how I was greeted by that freak this midday? "WHAD UP???" And then he tried to trip me. But who is a master of beating him at EVERYTHING??? Yea. That's what I thought biotch.
T: Awww cute. It's a love hate relationship. DON'T DENY IT! You know you want him (haha Soap opera)
E:(Titi- "so sexy! so sexy!" I miss that teacher) I would rather die than admit that. So there.
T: ( "Why are you laughing? This is no laughing matter, my love for you is no laughing matter!" - I miss him too =( ) Uh-huh. That's what you say now. Liar
E: And what I will continue to say. Because I am in love with someone else.
T: Liar
E: Just the last line.
T: Riiiight
E: Anywho. Off of my love life. And onto yours...explain.
T: Explain what?
E: Anything. Like how is your relationship? (I refuse to bring up Maryland. Even though I just did. I swear to god, if he says that again, I will jump out of the window.)
T:( If you jump out of the window, it wont be effective, because my window is right on the ground. You would just be on rocks. If you bring him up you have to bring up Maryland. You loser) It's going good. It just sucks that he's not here.
E: I am quite sorry to hear that. :( (insert fake tear here since I probably can't for real cry)
T: Haha you don't have to fake cry.
E: Okay. I won't.
T: Silly Lizy.
E: What is the sudden fad of calling me "liz?" (except you, "T"). Kind of weird.
T: I will push you out the window if you call me that one more time
E: You would do such a thing.
T: Yes. I probably would =P
E: Moving on...
T: I got nothin'. OH WAIT!!! You all need to check the online school newspaper sometimes soon. People from our school should know the site and if you don't, shame on you haha. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN!!!! =)
E: Yes, we would put the site on here but then that gives stalkers more of a chance to track us down. So nah. Oh, titi, you and your lyric quoting. Ai yai yai. I had something to say. What was it.... Ay, yes, I remember. First of all, since I am forced to become an avid clubber against my will. WHERE MY PARTY PEOPLE AT?????????????? Since T will not go with me. (Don't push me out the window!!) If anyone ever wants go, you know where to hit me up. Second, am I the only one who feels like playing a pickup game of football or basketball or SOMETHING????? I need to get outside. Ai yai yai.
T: I strongly dislike football. It's boring.
E: You sicken me! When I go into that profession, you'd better make use of the box seats I will get you and better like them.
T: Nah, I'll just give the tickets to the poor unfortunate people who can't afford box seat tickets. Why would I waste my time watching football(no offense football players)? It bores me to tears.
E: No comment. So anywho, we might want to end this now since I must gallop my way home now.
T: Gallop? Really? Really. Alrighty then. Peace <3
E: Out homeskillets.
Confessions of Two City Girls
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You have to let go of who you were
To become who you will be...
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Our Theme
4 E V E R
4 E V E R
by The Veronicas
Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
Elizabeth:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep