T: Hahah I agree with that.
E: Yes, you begin.
T: Nope. I'm older so I say who starts. You start.
E: But all my stuff is lame and probably can't be said on the internet anyway.
T: Ohhh! Then tell me!!!!!!!!
E: It isn't that bad. I'm just afraid that my mom will end up reading this and find out about what really happened about some things I said. But then again, she will never get the address to this unless she gets it from me. Which she will not.
T: Hahaha that wouldn't be a smart idea. Because there are certain things I wouldn't want my parents to know about either. Ahem. Pertaining to a certain person.
E: Hmm, like your lover????? What's really ironic about not getting grounded for (almost) throwing a house party was that my parents locked all the alcohol from the basement.
T: I HATE that word!!!!!!!!!
E: That's why i said it.
T: Jerkface
E: Oh why thank you ever so much!
T: Oooh. You still need to tell me what you want for your birthday. It's next month!
E: A new mom would be nice.
T: I'm sure my Daddy could arrange that. . .
E: He probably would. He is a miracle worker.
T: I know. I luvs him. Even if he does think it's possible to fail the ACT
E: Tee hee, you spelled "love" like "luvs." That's poor spelling.
T: Wow really? We are out of school so I can spell however the hell I want to! SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!
E: That's what he said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: That joke makes no sense!
E: I can't explain it without laughing. You'll have to find someone who is more mature to explain it.
T: Moving on. . .soooooo, how's the boy. . . .
E: I like to pretend he is not alive.
T: Well that's nice. But really, how is he?
E: Good, I think. How on earth would I know???? If he wants something, he can call. So I really have no idea.
T: So that's how that works. I figured everyone talked to their significant others all the time like I do hahaha( I'm kidding. . .we don't talk all of the time. . .). I have been enlightened.
E: I try to talk to him as little as possible. It's the same thing everytime. Oh, and yeah right you don't talk to your lover all the time.
T: I STILL HATE THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!
E:(Skips turn because she used a mean word)
T: And no, we do not. So THERE!
E: Lover is a lovely word. I do not know what you are talking about.
T: When I think of the word "Lover", I think of "Making love". Which is sex. So you are implying that we are having sex. Which we are NOT. And THAT'S why I hate that word. Plus, in all of those romance novels a lover is consider a person you have sex with.
E: Thank you, Titi, because I had no idea what making love was. And how am I supposed to know what you two do? And why would I want to know? Ewie. Hahahahaha romance novels and FABIO!!!!!!!!!!! That guy is not hot.
T: I would have to agree. Moving on. . .
E: What?!?!?! You don't want to talk about Fabio?????
T: * Shudders* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E:Well, I have much to talk about to today.
T: Ooo, Do tell!!!
E: The first one I can't exactly say online, because it is something no one else knows. I f I tell you, you cannot tell a soul. Not that this will be of any importance to you.
T: I would never tell anybody. So tell me!
E: (*Eliza tells Titi so all of you people can't read it*)
T: Hahaha woooooooooow! I won't say anymore than that. What was the second one?
E: I'm not really sure where to begin with it. Let me collect my thoughts while you speak of something else.
T: Like what? Ohh I shall talk about how BOMB Transformers 2 was! It was actually way more hilarious than I expected. Are you done collecting your thoughts?
E: Ohmigosh yes transformers was Ah-mazing!!!!!!!!!!!! It has become my second favortie movie, seeing as the first one is my top.
T: You are evading the question. Tell me what the second one is!
E: Oh my bad. Loss of focus. Um um um um um. Ummmmmm well it starts with (*name has been omitted*)
T: Ohhh. Continue.
E: Well, as of right now, he can kiss my firmly toned ass goodbye. I can tell you that.
T: Hahahahahahhahahahhahahhah. K done with that. Continue
E: Nothing, like, extreme happened, I guess. I am just really annoyed with him and I am finished putting up with him, even though I've said that at least a million times in the past year or so.
T: Don't pull a *Name has been omitted* Tell me WHAT HAPPENED!
E: That's not even, like, the story. That's just the beginning. Actually, the majority of it has nothing to do with him. I just wanted to get that out the way so I can stop hearing "BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE (*Name has been omitted*) OVER!!!!!" without cringing at the thought.
T: Ahhh got it. Continue.
E: Okay then, we need to quickly check facebook real quick to make sure he doesn't read this blog, even though I don't plan on saying who it is. Yet. Or ever.
T: Fine. Don't tell me!. Continue with the story.
E: (*after we checked facebook*) Okay, good, we're safe. Or I should say I'm safe. Sooooo last night, I don't even remember how this started becauase I was so focused on the other shocking news, I was talking to someone, which somehow turned into a flirt fest which turned into a "Hey, wanna hang out?" to a "I really like you" (actually, he said that) And that's where the problem is. I don't even like him. I just totally led him on, for no reason at all. Actually, there is a reason, but i don't know. I am so screwed up right now. I am a terrible person.
T: I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME DANGGIT!!!
E: No, I don't even want to say it. Not that he's like, retarded or something. It hasn't set in yet. I pray (that's a lie) it doesn't. I refuse to say.
T: Jerk. Fine then, what's the rest of the story?
E: That's kind of it, I guess. I don't really remember anything, sorry.
T: Oooooooooo. I still need to know the name.
E: Give me time. My mood is "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" right now.
T: How much time?
E: 'Til I know I won't get shot for it.
T: I won't shoot you. One, because I don't own a gun. And secondly, I would feel too bad. Even if you did deserve it.
E: No no, you will. Even I would. I just thought I would inform you in case you wonder why I refuse to speak about the other one (*eliza cringes*). I think he has something to do with this, like in my mind, I mean. Oh, that makes me sound mental.
T: I would NOT. I promise. Pinky swear. Anything!
E: Moving on...Nice weather today, I love rain.
T: Nope not moving on. And the weather sucks.
E: Sarcasm.
T: Perfect. So we are not changing the subject and you are going to tell me his name because I won't shoot you. Go on.
E: I really should be going. I won't get lunch if I'm not home. Though, knowing my luck, they probably already ate without me. I. Am. Starving.
T: Seriously? That's just plain mean. I would tell you the name!
E: Wait, my family not feeding me or not saying the name?
T: Not saying the name.
E: You won't get it out of me.
T: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!
E: I have to go eat!!!!!! I am telling you, they are already eating and I am not in the mood to miss lunch.
T: Fine. But sooner or later you will tell me.
E: You are tellin' me. :(
T: Please please please please please tell me =(
E: If I can eat something here, maybe. I do not want to venture home, especially with the mood my mom is in.
T: Oh no prob, I was just actually about to ask if you wanted to eat the fries too. K now tell me.
E: Ay yai yai yai yai, okay. Now, before I say anything, just remember, I do not like him. At all. At all!!! I must have been on something at the time. You're guess was correct.
T: * Raises fist in gesture of triumph* I knew it!
E: Yeah, that's why I don't have my phone around. I will freak if he tries to get ahold of me. This is why it is hazzardous for me to talk to people at like, three in the morning. WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE STOP ME???????????????????????????
T: I wasn't aware you were conversing with him. Or else I would have.
E: OMG! OMG!!!!! It all makes sense now. I totally get why I am like this!!!!!!
T: Ooooo. Do tell.
E: Besides the whole (*name has been omitted*) thing, (I am about to scare off male readers. My bad), it's that time of the month. Why else???? Why else would I do that?????
T: So true.
E: Anywho, enough of me for godssake before I get, like, sick over hearing this, your turn!
T: There isn't really much to say. I pretty much resolved the Transformers issue. But I still don't know why he called me a a jerk haha I'll figure it out soon enough. It's probably something stupid. But anyway, things are still good. I sill am baffeled about how he got grounded.
E: Yeah, it's not like you did anything. It doesn't amke sense at all.
T: Oh I know. It might have something to do with. . .that's probably it hahaha wooooooow.
E: I am a bit speechless. And kinda scarred.
T: Hahhaha don't worry, I was kidding. KIDDING. Even about the part I told you but not them.
E: Oh I am sure. And confused. What?
T: hahaha I was joking. All we did was hangout and kiss that day.
E: Uh huh.
T: Fine, don't believe me hahah
E: I won't.
T: Fine then! Moving on. . .I am so tired. But it's so worth it.
E: I know what you mean, kiddo. Wait...what happened?
T: I am older than you thank you very much haha. I couldn't really sleep because I was so wired from the movie and a certain person not texting me back.
E: Oh I know!!!!! That movie kept me up cuz all I could think was how AWESOME it was, and because of all the stuff that happened last night, like (*name has been omitted*)'s news!!!! Finally something happened.
T: OMG I know!!!!! I think it's sweet =)
E: I do too. It's about time she got some action from him. I am so tired of hearing her talk about him and not doing anything about it!!!!!!!!!!
T: Hhahaha true. It took forever!!!! Me and you know who kissed the first time we hung out haha.
E: Yes it did!!!!!!! Well, good. You should have. At least it wasn't in a park. What is with the park faze? Aw, you and (*name has been omitted*) make me do this----------> :D
T: Same =). Oh! I forgot to tell you! He finally showed me his tattoo! It's sad that that makes me excited haha.
E: I can't believe you didn't see it til now. How did you miss it??? It's on his arm.
T: Funny thing about that. . .it's not on his arm. It's on his chest
E: Oh, weird. I can't believe they put something so...explicit in the yearbook!
T: Hhahha that's kinda what I was thinking.
E: I was just kidding. That's not really a big deal. Wait... if it was on his chest...how did you miss that????????
T: Hhahahahha when you're usually hanging out at your house where your brother and sister are. . .seeing your boyfriend with his shirt off. . . somewhat difficult.
E: You really need to work on that. And stop hanging out with him when your brother and sister are around!!!! Go to a park if you have to...
T: You and parks!!!!!!!!!!
E: It was a one time thing. And I am not the only one!!!!!!
T: Hhahahaha I just may have to try it some time. Seeing as how you and *Name has been omitted* Both had your rendezvous there.
E: I care not to speak of that. You know what would have been funny? If it was at the same park. And if you do, make sure you don't, like, get caught by the cops for being there after dusk, seeing as there are more cops in (*name of home city has been deleted*) than (*name of major city has been omitted*), which makes no sense since no one gets murdered here, but they do there.
T: Hahahah I'll make sure I don't get caught.. I usually don't.
E: Lucky.
T: We should probably end this. Peace<3
E:out homeslices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
