E: I hate going first.
T: Hahaha deal with it. Rawr I am just not in a good mood.
E: Well, your phone bill thing is ridic.
T: It is!!!! My mom is being so irrational about this. It's not like I'm always on the phone just talking at all random hours of the night. Let's just chop my head off for ONE mistake. Really.
E: Haha seriously, since you hate talking on the phone. Or at least that's what you tell me--- is this an excuse not to talk to me?????? ew, chopping heads off is gross.
T: Hahah you're right! I honestly prefer to either talk in person or through texts, I hate the sound of my voice over the phone. Daddy will fix this, this is ridiculous.
E: How do you know what you sound like on the phone without someone telling you??? Your dad will probably do something about this, you are correct.
T: Voice recordings hahaha, like voicemail. If I really do get my phone taken away over THIS of all things, I will leave and never come back.
E: Okay, I was gonna ask why you were recording your voice haha. I wouldn't leave if I were you, especially over a phone issue. At least you don't have to pay for your phone.
T: I offered to pay for it. No I won't leave, I'll just stop working and helping around in the house. Within two days, she'll be begging for forgiveness
E: True that.
T: Anyway, we are going to move on from this negativity, que pasa?
E: I agree with you, no negativity! And nothing I prefer to say online, thought I can summarize it in three words. You?
T: Ooooo digame digame!!!
E: The past couple weekends have been exactly like, "I Love College," if you replace "girl" with "boy" and "woman" with "man."
T: Hahhahahhahah oh my
E: Yeah, I would tell you about it, but I'm not doing it online. That'd be genius.
T: Hahahha that would be a smart idea. Yummmmmmm ice cream =)
E: I know, right, especially when one of them reads the blog. I should give him a shout out! Hey (*name has been omitted*) Oooo! I had ice cream for breakfast.
T: I love ice cream. It's food sent straight from heaven.
E: No no no, that would be the strawberry shortcake I had at a grad party two weeks ago. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was amaaaaazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: This is going to be in my head all day, and when I start laughing at the wake today, I am totally blaming YOU.
T:Do the ice cream and cake.
E: I'll eat ice cream and cake haha.
T: I love ice cream cake!!!!!!!!!
E: Me dos! I had the best cake on saturday. It was almost as good as the shortcake two weeks ago.
T: *whispers* Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: I may have to walk out on you.
T: If you do, will you bring me back some ice cream cake? Pweaaaaaaaaase?
E: If I had some.
T: Hahahah it's sad that I have to think about it.
E: If you have to think about a "that's what she said joke," it may or may not work haha.
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: And now I'm leaving. Or am I...?
T: We are NOT doing that again!
E: Or are we...?
T: IT'S FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!
E: It was the first twenty times I heard it. Now I'm about to drive straight into insanity.
T: Nooooope. Still funny. Dontcha ya know
E: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i knooooooooooooow.
T: Hahahahhahahha you're silly.
E: So I have been told.
T: I'm so easily distracted hahaha. Can't help it
E: Yes, yes i can tell.
T: Anyway. . .
E: I don't really have anything to talk about. Or at least here. I'm sure I have something, but all that's in my head right now is "ICE CREAM AND CAKE."
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: I am about to die.
T: NO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: It's your fault!!!!!! With you and your constant playing of the ice cream song.
T: Bahahahahhahahahhahaa. It's part of my plot to take over the world.
E: That's a very odd way to take over the world, not gonna lie.
T: But it can work!!!!!
E: Good luck, that's all I have to say.
T: Thank you. I shall brainwash you all with Spanish music and the jonas brothers hahahahahahhaha!
E: I'm moving to China.
T: I'm going to rule over china too, duh.
E: I'm moving to Mars.
T: Fine then! Be that way!
E: I am more than happy to be this way!!!!!!
T: Hahahha I have to go to work, so we should end this. . .Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
T: Peace<3
E: O-o-o-o-ut!!!!!!
Confessions of Two City Girls
navigate using the bars above
Maybe...
You have to let go of who you were
To become who you will be...
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Our Theme
4 E V E R
4 E V E R
by The Veronicas
Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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YEAR: Junior in High School
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HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys
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YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing
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Ice cream and Cake, Do the Ice Cream and Cake!
8:29 AM - Monday, July 20, 2009
Boy oh boy
8:43 AM - Thursday, July 9, 2009
E: Well, what a shocker. I am first again.
T: That's what happens when you're the youngest haha
E: That is not my fault. I did not choose such a thing.
T: Hahahahah deal with it!
E: I will.
T: K. So. . . .anything you would like to say to the readers?
E: Yes. Be safe.
T: Did I miss something? Wha- What? WHAT IS THIS?!? IS THIS A CRUEL, SICK JOKE?!?!
E: "Wha" is how you say "I" in mandarin. It's not spelled like that, but it sounds something like that.
T: You would say such a thing. I am so tired you don't even know. AND I have a soccer game tonight a hour and a half away from here. It's for first place, but still.
E: Yes, I would since I am learning mandarin. My god, you are going to be exhausted for tomorrow. Good luck, though.
T: Thanks. I'm so excited for tomorrow!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
E: I would be too!!!! T Cake is seventeeeeeeen!!! T Cake is seventeeeeen!!!!!!
T: I will be seventeen. Tomorrow =)
E: Woot!!! Woot!!!!
T: All though, I'm a tad bit disappointed that *Name has been omitted* won't be there =(
E: I would not accept any excuse from him.
T: I'm too nice. Darn my niceness hahaha
E: You need to stop being so nice!!!
T: Hahahah I'll work on that. Well, his excuse was pretty legit. I mean his grad party is the next day and he has work too.
E: He's had weeks to plan his grad party and I am sure that he does not work all 24 hours tomorrow because that is illegal, according to the book,Starting a Business in *name of state has been omitted*, published by *name of publisher has been omitted*
T: I'm just trying to be somewhat understanding about it. Buuuuuut, I am expecting a reaaaaaally nice gift from him hahaha.
E: That is beyond understanding, T Cake. He better make this up to you or I will beat his ass. And since he doesn't know me, you have nothing to worry about.
T: Ha other than the fact that he's about 5"10 and 190 something pounds of muscle. Suuuuuure, I have nothing to be worried about.
E: What makes you think I can't fight?????? And I know men, I can get them if I need to.
T: What does that mean?!
E: If means this: If this guy treats you like shiiite, I got you covered.
T: Awwwwwww thank you. Ironically enough, you're not the first to say that to me.
E: "shia shini" is "thank you"in mandarin hahaha! And good! We should all be looking out for you or we're all butts.
T: I can take care of myself, but thanks anyway. I mean shia shini.
E: That's what you say. And you better make sure you say that with the right tones or you are going to end up saying the wrong thing.
T: Hahahahhahah ok.
E: I'm serious.
T: I know.
E: Good! Or, "hooooooowwwww" is "well" in mandarin.
T: Hahahaha moving on. . .
E: I am sorry I enjoy speaking another language in which I should soon be able to diss people in. No, I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that. Or would I...?
T: We have more important matters to discuss. . .sorry. Why the hell do people (in this case a boy) feel that they can say whatever the hell they want? Really? This is ridiculous. How can a boy, who knows NOTHING about someone, who probably never even SPOKE to this person at at anytime in their life, say something so rude and mean?! I just don't understand
E: I am not sure how to attack this situation because I definitely have a different view on things now, even though it is a bit more hostile. I think that, even thought he doesn't know her at all, it is better that he said that to her instead of talking behind her back cuz that's worse. There is always truth in what people say, whether that may be about the person they are hurting or themselves. I think it would be best for her not to take it completely personally, but to examine what he said, how he acts, and how she acts. I don't think she is like this, but it could be an opportunity for her to better herself and come out stronger.
T: I do understand your point. And I agree that it's better that he said it directly to her than to talk about it behind her back. And you're right, we have to take into consideration if he was just being a dick for the fun of it or if something she did managed to come off in a bad way and offended him. If the latter is the case then I think he should've said it in another way. Like I can't tell if he's just trying to antagonize her.
E: No, I don't agree with that at all. I think it is better for people to be very blunt about what they say, no matter how much it hurts, than to beat around the bush. It helps people come to their senses. Like, when *name has been omitted* pretty much called me straight out an unreasonable bitch, I was like, "Huh. Maybe he's right," instead of hating him forever, even if I did for a good couple of months. It helped when I came back into the whole somewhat of a relationship thing a year later and made me look at things differently. I think that him being very blunt with her will help her look at her non-romantic (or is it and I am not aware...?) relationship with him and how he acts and responds to things.
T: And I somewhat disagree with that. I think that some people need to be bluntly told what they're doing wrong because that's the only way they'll understand. But some people, and I am one of these people, who can be really sensitive when it comes to these things. Someone could walk straight up to me and call me a bitch and I'll be really confused and just become really upset because I won't know what I did exactly to make them feel that way. But if someone calmly walks up to me and takes me aside and says specifically like "Yesterday you were acting really rude and stuff " something like that, I would have to understand. But how am I supposed to understand what I did wrong if someone just says "You're being a bitch". Idk, we're both two different people and we both have different ideas on how things should work. I have no problem if someone is blunt. But to be blunt and rude is not something I tolerate.
E: Yeah, but if people are always nicely telling you things, then you'll never get the point and you will never change. Wow, I must know a lot of jerks or something hahaha. Maybe that explains my reasoning.
T: Hahaha I disagree with that too. If people are respectfully telling you something and you choose not to understand or change that's just being thick-headed and you probably deserved it in the first place. AND DON'T SAY IT!
E: That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!!
T: I told you not to say it. You would say that.
E: Yes I would!!!! And did you need to get going?
T: Yeah hahah. So I take it we agree to disagree on this one?
E: Yes, that is correct.
T: Hahaha k. Then peace<3
E: Out kiddos!!!!
T: That's what happens when you're the youngest haha
E: That is not my fault. I did not choose such a thing.
T: Hahahahah deal with it!
E: I will.
T: K. So. . . .anything you would like to say to the readers?
E: Yes. Be safe.
T: Did I miss something? Wha- What? WHAT IS THIS?!? IS THIS A CRUEL, SICK JOKE?!?!
E: "Wha" is how you say "I" in mandarin. It's not spelled like that, but it sounds something like that.
T: You would say such a thing. I am so tired you don't even know. AND I have a soccer game tonight a hour and a half away from here. It's for first place, but still.
E: Yes, I would since I am learning mandarin. My god, you are going to be exhausted for tomorrow. Good luck, though.
T: Thanks. I'm so excited for tomorrow!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
E: I would be too!!!! T Cake is seventeeeeeeen!!! T Cake is seventeeeeen!!!!!!
T: I will be seventeen. Tomorrow =)
E: Woot!!! Woot!!!!
T: All though, I'm a tad bit disappointed that *Name has been omitted* won't be there =(
E: I would not accept any excuse from him.
T: I'm too nice. Darn my niceness hahaha
E: You need to stop being so nice!!!
T: Hahahah I'll work on that. Well, his excuse was pretty legit. I mean his grad party is the next day and he has work too.
E: He's had weeks to plan his grad party and I am sure that he does not work all 24 hours tomorrow because that is illegal, according to the book,Starting a Business in *name of state has been omitted*, published by *name of publisher has been omitted*
T: I'm just trying to be somewhat understanding about it. Buuuuuut, I am expecting a reaaaaaally nice gift from him hahaha.
E: That is beyond understanding, T Cake. He better make this up to you or I will beat his ass. And since he doesn't know me, you have nothing to worry about.
T: Ha other than the fact that he's about 5"10 and 190 something pounds of muscle. Suuuuuure, I have nothing to be worried about.
E: What makes you think I can't fight?????? And I know men, I can get them if I need to.
T: What does that mean?!
E: If means this: If this guy treats you like shiiite, I got you covered.
T: Awwwwwww thank you. Ironically enough, you're not the first to say that to me.
E: "shia shini" is "thank you"in mandarin hahaha! And good! We should all be looking out for you or we're all butts.
T: I can take care of myself, but thanks anyway. I mean shia shini.
E: That's what you say. And you better make sure you say that with the right tones or you are going to end up saying the wrong thing.
T: Hahahahhahah ok.
E: I'm serious.
T: I know.
E: Good! Or, "hooooooowwwww" is "well" in mandarin.
T: Hahahaha moving on. . .
E: I am sorry I enjoy speaking another language in which I should soon be able to diss people in. No, I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that. Or would I...?
T: We have more important matters to discuss. . .sorry. Why the hell do people (in this case a boy) feel that they can say whatever the hell they want? Really? This is ridiculous. How can a boy, who knows NOTHING about someone, who probably never even SPOKE to this person at at anytime in their life, say something so rude and mean?! I just don't understand
E: I am not sure how to attack this situation because I definitely have a different view on things now, even though it is a bit more hostile. I think that, even thought he doesn't know her at all, it is better that he said that to her instead of talking behind her back cuz that's worse. There is always truth in what people say, whether that may be about the person they are hurting or themselves. I think it would be best for her not to take it completely personally, but to examine what he said, how he acts, and how she acts. I don't think she is like this, but it could be an opportunity for her to better herself and come out stronger.
T: I do understand your point. And I agree that it's better that he said it directly to her than to talk about it behind her back. And you're right, we have to take into consideration if he was just being a dick for the fun of it or if something she did managed to come off in a bad way and offended him. If the latter is the case then I think he should've said it in another way. Like I can't tell if he's just trying to antagonize her.
E: No, I don't agree with that at all. I think it is better for people to be very blunt about what they say, no matter how much it hurts, than to beat around the bush. It helps people come to their senses. Like, when *name has been omitted* pretty much called me straight out an unreasonable bitch, I was like, "Huh. Maybe he's right," instead of hating him forever, even if I did for a good couple of months. It helped when I came back into the whole somewhat of a relationship thing a year later and made me look at things differently. I think that him being very blunt with her will help her look at her non-romantic (or is it and I am not aware...?) relationship with him and how he acts and responds to things.
T: And I somewhat disagree with that. I think that some people need to be bluntly told what they're doing wrong because that's the only way they'll understand. But some people, and I am one of these people, who can be really sensitive when it comes to these things. Someone could walk straight up to me and call me a bitch and I'll be really confused and just become really upset because I won't know what I did exactly to make them feel that way. But if someone calmly walks up to me and takes me aside and says specifically like "Yesterday you were acting really rude and stuff " something like that, I would have to understand. But how am I supposed to understand what I did wrong if someone just says "You're being a bitch". Idk, we're both two different people and we both have different ideas on how things should work. I have no problem if someone is blunt. But to be blunt and rude is not something I tolerate.
E: Yeah, but if people are always nicely telling you things, then you'll never get the point and you will never change. Wow, I must know a lot of jerks or something hahaha. Maybe that explains my reasoning.
T: Hahaha I disagree with that too. If people are respectfully telling you something and you choose not to understand or change that's just being thick-headed and you probably deserved it in the first place. AND DON'T SAY IT!
E: That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!!
T: I told you not to say it. You would say that.
E: Yes I would!!!! And did you need to get going?
T: Yeah hahah. So I take it we agree to disagree on this one?
E: Yes, that is correct.
T: Hahaha k. Then peace<3
E: Out kiddos!!!!
Oh, The Drama...
9:22 AM - Friday, July 3, 2009
E:I have a load to talk about today.
T: Haha, I don't so that works out nicely. Go.
E: How do I begin this? Let's see, so Wednesday i put up a status about how i was writing a complaint letter to obama, because that's what I was really doing, and I was talking to a friend about it. Then some girl, who's name I won't mention because that's what she wants, comments something like, "Talking about politics on facebook is pathetic." And I didn't think of anything of it because I really don't care. And then my friend commented about that, saying how it's not pathetic. I agreed, saying that some of us want a future and this affects us. The other girl commented back something like, "Go talk about it at your book club meetings, not on facebook, " which seriously offended my friend, who I received a message from later telling me that. She said i should just delete the comment, but I was like, "This is so retarded. I cannot stand this girl." So I started dissing her because she deserved it. If you would like to see it, you can go onto my facebook and look at it. It's under the obama status. Then it looked like I ended it by calling her a whore, because that's the truth, but then she sent me a message because she apparently can't say it in public. So as of right now, I am still arguing the shit out of her until she stops being so stupid. I don't think I've ever, ever, ever been this mean to someone. And I don't plan on doing it again. Right now, the argument is like arguing with myself because she can't come up with a decent comeback besides loser and pathetic. Thank god I can.
T: Hahahahahahahahhaha. To me, this whole situation is funny. Because it's these exact same people who will say something and expect everyone to agree with what they say. But when it comes to politics, oh no! I get that some people do not like discussions about politics because they can get really heated, but at the same time, we have a right to say and discuss what we want as long as it's not disturbing anyone else. If this girl didn't like the fact that you were talking about politics she could at least have said in a more polite way that she didn't like it. But not only that, she could've just ignored it. Yeah, facebook always notifies you when someone replies to something you said, but the beauty of it is you have the choice of whether to respond or not. The fact that some of us have no problems discussing and expressing our opinions on important matters does not make us nerds or that we should only talk about them in book clubs. It means we are informed and we care about things besides how tan we are or the next time we are going to chill with someone. Fact of the matter is, everyone is entitled to their opinion, whether it be a logical or just plain stupid one. If you don't want to be rational and hear others' opinions, then don't expect anyone to want to hear yours. Plain and simple. Some people are just so petty, it's ridonkulous.
E: I find it absolutely hilarious too. Like, when she sent me the (summarized here) message, "You should watch your mouth, you don't know who I am, stop talking to me, something something something," I started laughing. I was like, "Why would I be scared of you???????? I know way more important people than you do. And why are you commenting on my status and replying then???" Her arguments are ridic. And it's not like I was planning on talking about politics, I was simply saying what I was doing at the moment, because that's what statuses are. Hahahahaha since when do you talk about politics at book clubs???? Don't people talk about books there? There is no way I could even be in a book club, seeing as I can never get through a book. I don't care if I personally offended her, it's time someone did. You don't see me rudely commenting on people's statuses and then telling them to leave me alone. That makes no sense. And I like how she thinks she's hurting me. I feel nada. Really. Honestly, I could hurt her a lot worse. Like, who does she know? Manwhores???? I've got lawyers and nightclub owners and brokers and psychologists and real friends and businessmen and I can get her fired from her job because I know how to work with people. Other than working into getting into their pants. So yea.
T: Hhahahha, like I said, it's just funny. I honestly would've just let it go, because the type of stuff she's trying to start is just petty. I just don't know how to describe it. But it's funny
E: Yeah, I find this hilarious. And trust me, I'm not one to start this kind of drama ahhhhhhhhh-bviously, or ever again, but this is so retarded!!!!! Why should I let her do this? It's not like I'm the only one she does it to. And it's not like she offended me, she offended my friend. Giving up is giving her what she wants. I would know, my mom is a psychologist, even though she isn't...normal. I never thought I'd say this but, Thank god for my mom!!!! I have learned everything I ever needed to know about arguing with people! Not that I do. No one has anything to be scared of.
T: I say we drop it because she and her drama aren't worth talking about. Now what else did you have to talk about?
E: True that. That's what she wants. So remember when I told you about (*his name has been omitted*) and his liking me or something lame like that?
T: Yeah. . .
E: So for maybe a split second, I considered running him for a test drive, just out of curiosity. And then I was talking to (*his name has also been omitted*), who actually cares about me, shocking enough, and finally came to my senses. I just thought you would be proud of me for that.
T: Oh thank God! I was literally about to murder you. But yes, yes I am proud haha. Way to go, Lizy!
E: Well, I probably would have, sadly enough, if he would keep his pants zipped, which should summarize a lot there.
T: Yes, yes it would
E: He's so retarded.
T: I just don't like him. But whatever floats your boat.
E: Definitely not him.
T: But *name has been omitted, because that would be embarassing if he knew what I am about to say* sure does ;] hahahah just kidding! Don't kill me
E: Are you talking about (*name has been omitted*)?
T: No! Your boat, not my boat!
E: hahahahaah! Then who on earth are you talking about? When did this become about my boat?
T: It always was about your boat haha. Pay attention! I was talking about *name has been omitted*!
E: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You need to clarify things!!!! That makes me laugh. I am never ever bringing (*her name has been omitted*) to a grad party AGAIN! All I have heard since then is, "He's so hot! He was workin' that shirt! Can we go to his house? Can we hang out with him? He is eye candy, man!" Sometimes, I really hate having hot friends.
T: I wish I had been there. Damn soccer tournament. . .oh well, we took first place AND I SCORED!!!!!!! It was a good weekend.
E: I told you to go!!!!! Yah! Why didn't you tell me you scored????? You never tell me anything ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Ohhh, my bad. I thought I did! We are going to end this so I can take a nap. I am sleep deprived. Peace<3
E: Me dos. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Haha, I don't so that works out nicely. Go.
E: How do I begin this? Let's see, so Wednesday i put up a status about how i was writing a complaint letter to obama, because that's what I was really doing, and I was talking to a friend about it. Then some girl, who's name I won't mention because that's what she wants, comments something like, "Talking about politics on facebook is pathetic." And I didn't think of anything of it because I really don't care. And then my friend commented about that, saying how it's not pathetic. I agreed, saying that some of us want a future and this affects us. The other girl commented back something like, "Go talk about it at your book club meetings, not on facebook, " which seriously offended my friend, who I received a message from later telling me that. She said i should just delete the comment, but I was like, "This is so retarded. I cannot stand this girl." So I started dissing her because she deserved it. If you would like to see it, you can go onto my facebook and look at it. It's under the obama status. Then it looked like I ended it by calling her a whore, because that's the truth, but then she sent me a message because she apparently can't say it in public. So as of right now, I am still arguing the shit out of her until she stops being so stupid. I don't think I've ever, ever, ever been this mean to someone. And I don't plan on doing it again. Right now, the argument is like arguing with myself because she can't come up with a decent comeback besides loser and pathetic. Thank god I can.
T: Hahahahahahahahhaha. To me, this whole situation is funny. Because it's these exact same people who will say something and expect everyone to agree with what they say. But when it comes to politics, oh no! I get that some people do not like discussions about politics because they can get really heated, but at the same time, we have a right to say and discuss what we want as long as it's not disturbing anyone else. If this girl didn't like the fact that you were talking about politics she could at least have said in a more polite way that she didn't like it. But not only that, she could've just ignored it. Yeah, facebook always notifies you when someone replies to something you said, but the beauty of it is you have the choice of whether to respond or not. The fact that some of us have no problems discussing and expressing our opinions on important matters does not make us nerds or that we should only talk about them in book clubs. It means we are informed and we care about things besides how tan we are or the next time we are going to chill with someone. Fact of the matter is, everyone is entitled to their opinion, whether it be a logical or just plain stupid one. If you don't want to be rational and hear others' opinions, then don't expect anyone to want to hear yours. Plain and simple. Some people are just so petty, it's ridonkulous.
E: I find it absolutely hilarious too. Like, when she sent me the (summarized here) message, "You should watch your mouth, you don't know who I am, stop talking to me, something something something," I started laughing. I was like, "Why would I be scared of you???????? I know way more important people than you do. And why are you commenting on my status and replying then???" Her arguments are ridic. And it's not like I was planning on talking about politics, I was simply saying what I was doing at the moment, because that's what statuses are. Hahahahaha since when do you talk about politics at book clubs???? Don't people talk about books there? There is no way I could even be in a book club, seeing as I can never get through a book. I don't care if I personally offended her, it's time someone did. You don't see me rudely commenting on people's statuses and then telling them to leave me alone. That makes no sense. And I like how she thinks she's hurting me. I feel nada. Really. Honestly, I could hurt her a lot worse. Like, who does she know? Manwhores???? I've got lawyers and nightclub owners and brokers and psychologists and real friends and businessmen and I can get her fired from her job because I know how to work with people. Other than working into getting into their pants. So yea.
T: Hhahahha, like I said, it's just funny. I honestly would've just let it go, because the type of stuff she's trying to start is just petty. I just don't know how to describe it. But it's funny
E: Yeah, I find this hilarious. And trust me, I'm not one to start this kind of drama ahhhhhhhhh-bviously, or ever again, but this is so retarded!!!!! Why should I let her do this? It's not like I'm the only one she does it to. And it's not like she offended me, she offended my friend. Giving up is giving her what she wants. I would know, my mom is a psychologist, even though she isn't...normal. I never thought I'd say this but, Thank god for my mom!!!! I have learned everything I ever needed to know about arguing with people! Not that I do. No one has anything to be scared of.
T: I say we drop it because she and her drama aren't worth talking about. Now what else did you have to talk about?
E: True that. That's what she wants. So remember when I told you about (*his name has been omitted*) and his liking me or something lame like that?
T: Yeah. . .
E: So for maybe a split second, I considered running him for a test drive, just out of curiosity. And then I was talking to (*his name has also been omitted*), who actually cares about me, shocking enough, and finally came to my senses. I just thought you would be proud of me for that.
T: Oh thank God! I was literally about to murder you. But yes, yes I am proud haha. Way to go, Lizy!
E: Well, I probably would have, sadly enough, if he would keep his pants zipped, which should summarize a lot there.
T: Yes, yes it would
E: He's so retarded.
T: I just don't like him. But whatever floats your boat.
E: Definitely not him.
T: But *name has been omitted, because that would be embarassing if he knew what I am about to say* sure does ;] hahahah just kidding! Don't kill me
E: Are you talking about (*name has been omitted*)?
T: No! Your boat, not my boat!
E: hahahahaah! Then who on earth are you talking about? When did this become about my boat?
T: It always was about your boat haha. Pay attention! I was talking about *name has been omitted*!
E: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You need to clarify things!!!! That makes me laugh. I am never ever bringing (*her name has been omitted*) to a grad party AGAIN! All I have heard since then is, "He's so hot! He was workin' that shirt! Can we go to his house? Can we hang out with him? He is eye candy, man!" Sometimes, I really hate having hot friends.
T: I wish I had been there. Damn soccer tournament. . .oh well, we took first place AND I SCORED!!!!!!! It was a good weekend.
E: I told you to go!!!!! Yah! Why didn't you tell me you scored????? You never tell me anything ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Ohhh, my bad. I thought I did! We are going to end this so I can take a nap. I am sleep deprived. Peace<3
E: Me dos. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: I have clarifications to make! And more bad news to tell you, Titi. You may shoot me; though it's all for a good cause.
T: Uh-oh. Tell me the bad news first.
E: Remember fourth of July when you were like, "WHAT HAPPENED????"
T: Yessssss. . .
T: Yessssss. . .
E: Long story short, I have no clue how to make this long story short.
T: Ohhhhhhhh boy. This does not sound good at all. AT ALL!!!!!!!
E: Oh no, it's fine. Ok, so once again, long story short, I flirted like hell with the kid because Jaleesa and I needed a ride after getting caught in the storm, which ended up me needing a ride, and then found out he was in (*city has been omitted*) and can't even drive. Why didn't anyone tell me this??????????????????? And then made him feel bad for it, just to stay on his good side because we all know he has extremely hot friends. I was just like, "I could have made that trip worthwhile!" So, titi, don't shoot!
T: I won't shoot you. But. . .yeah, I got nothin for this one.
T: I won't shoot you. But. . .yeah, I got nothin for this one.
E: Yeah, how do you think I feel???? I called him hot.
T: WHY!? Why would you do that?! Oh good god, I can already see how this is going to turn out. He takes it the wrong way and pursues you to no end. NO END, I TELL YOU, NO END!!!!!!!
E: No, that would be (*name has been omitted*). And two words, hot friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: NO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: He has to end it sometime if he plans on going to college. Hopefully. I can only pray. Speaking of praying, I went to church yesterday!!!!!
T: Oh goody. That's always nice. Hahaha, I didn't.
E: I have been feeling very remorseful lately for all the shiite I have been pulling. And if anyone would like to know, that arguement is done. We're all good now. I apologized and did some research on her and offered her something I knew she wanted. We're all good now.
T: Hahahahah nice.
E: I know. I have a way with people. Anywho...
T: I have to leave, so we're going to end this now so Peace<3
E: O-O-O-Out!
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep