E: I hate going first.
T: Hahaha deal with it. Rawr I am just not in a good mood.
E: Well, your phone bill thing is ridic.
T: It is!!!! My mom is being so irrational about this. It's not like I'm always on the phone just talking at all random hours of the night. Let's just chop my head off for ONE mistake. Really.
E: Haha seriously, since you hate talking on the phone. Or at least that's what you tell me--- is this an excuse not to talk to me?????? ew, chopping heads off is gross.
T: Hahah you're right! I honestly prefer to either talk in person or through texts, I hate the sound of my voice over the phone. Daddy will fix this, this is ridiculous.
E: How do you know what you sound like on the phone without someone telling you??? Your dad will probably do something about this, you are correct.
T: Voice recordings hahaha, like voicemail. If I really do get my phone taken away over THIS of all things, I will leave and never come back.
E: Okay, I was gonna ask why you were recording your voice haha. I wouldn't leave if I were you, especially over a phone issue. At least you don't have to pay for your phone.
T: I offered to pay for it. No I won't leave, I'll just stop working and helping around in the house. Within two days, she'll be begging for forgiveness
E: True that.
T: Anyway, we are going to move on from this negativity, que pasa?
E: I agree with you, no negativity! And nothing I prefer to say online, thought I can summarize it in three words. You?
T: Ooooo digame digame!!!
E: The past couple weekends have been exactly like, "I Love College," if you replace "girl" with "boy" and "woman" with "man."
T: Hahhahahhahah oh my
E: Yeah, I would tell you about it, but I'm not doing it online. That'd be genius.
T: Hahahha that would be a smart idea. Yummmmmmm ice cream =)
E: I know, right, especially when one of them reads the blog. I should give him a shout out! Hey (*name has been omitted*) Oooo! I had ice cream for breakfast.
T: I love ice cream. It's food sent straight from heaven.
E: No no no, that would be the strawberry shortcake I had at a grad party two weeks ago. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was amaaaaazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: This is going to be in my head all day, and when I start laughing at the wake today, I am totally blaming YOU.
T:Do the ice cream and cake.
E: I'll eat ice cream and cake haha.
T: I love ice cream cake!!!!!!!!!
E: Me dos! I had the best cake on saturday. It was almost as good as the shortcake two weeks ago.
T: *whispers* Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: I may have to walk out on you.
T: If you do, will you bring me back some ice cream cake? Pweaaaaaaaaase?
E: If I had some.
T: Hahahah it's sad that I have to think about it.
E: If you have to think about a "that's what she said joke," it may or may not work haha.
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: And now I'm leaving. Or am I...?
T: We are NOT doing that again!
E: Or are we...?
T: IT'S FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!
E: It was the first twenty times I heard it. Now I'm about to drive straight into insanity.
T: Nooooope. Still funny. Dontcha ya know
E: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i knooooooooooooow.
T: Hahahahhahahha you're silly.
E: So I have been told.
T: I'm so easily distracted hahaha. Can't help it
E: Yes, yes i can tell.
T: Anyway. . .
E: I don't really have anything to talk about. Or at least here. I'm sure I have something, but all that's in my head right now is "ICE CREAM AND CAKE."
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: I am about to die.
T: NO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: It's your fault!!!!!! With you and your constant playing of the ice cream song.
T: Bahahahahhahahahhahaa. It's part of my plot to take over the world.
E: That's a very odd way to take over the world, not gonna lie.
T: But it can work!!!!!
E: Good luck, that's all I have to say.
T: Thank you. I shall brainwash you all with Spanish music and the jonas brothers hahahahahahhaha!
E: I'm moving to China.
T: I'm going to rule over china too, duh.
E: I'm moving to Mars.
T: Fine then! Be that way!
E: I am more than happy to be this way!!!!!!
T: Hahahha I have to go to work, so we should end this. . .Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
T: Peace<3
E: O-o-o-o-ut!!!!!!
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4 E V E R
4 E V E R
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Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!) Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid! Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader. Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading! Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really. Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked! Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie. Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha) God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award. All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.” Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!! The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now. The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost) Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about! Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero. An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!) Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us. Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything! Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked! The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!) The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J ) “Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!) Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J) Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there. Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?) This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff) That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school! Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!) AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!) Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo! “Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!! Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate) Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here. Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…? Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child) Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!) This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that) President Obama- You’re just tight. Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say! The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!) The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice) Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child) Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome) Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .) Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!) Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J) Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true) Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.” Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that! Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one) The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason. this skin is proudly brought to you by DancingSheep