T: Haha, I don't so that works out nicely. Go.
E: How do I begin this? Let's see, so Wednesday i put up a status about how i was writing a complaint letter to obama, because that's what I was really doing, and I was talking to a friend about it. Then some girl, who's name I won't mention because that's what she wants, comments something like, "Talking about politics on facebook is pathetic." And I didn't think of anything of it because I really don't care. And then my friend commented about that, saying how it's not pathetic. I agreed, saying that some of us want a future and this affects us. The other girl commented back something like, "Go talk about it at your book club meetings, not on facebook, " which seriously offended my friend, who I received a message from later telling me that. She said i should just delete the comment, but I was like, "This is so retarded. I cannot stand this girl." So I started dissing her because she deserved it. If you would like to see it, you can go onto my facebook and look at it. It's under the obama status. Then it looked like I ended it by calling her a whore, because that's the truth, but then she sent me a message because she apparently can't say it in public. So as of right now, I am still arguing the shit out of her until she stops being so stupid. I don't think I've ever, ever, ever been this mean to someone. And I don't plan on doing it again. Right now, the argument is like arguing with myself because she can't come up with a decent comeback besides loser and pathetic. Thank god I can.
T: Hahahahahahahahhaha. To me, this whole situation is funny. Because it's these exact same people who will say something and expect everyone to agree with what they say. But when it comes to politics, oh no! I get that some people do not like discussions about politics because they can get really heated, but at the same time, we have a right to say and discuss what we want as long as it's not disturbing anyone else. If this girl didn't like the fact that you were talking about politics she could at least have said in a more polite way that she didn't like it. But not only that, she could've just ignored it. Yeah, facebook always notifies you when someone replies to something you said, but the beauty of it is you have the choice of whether to respond or not. The fact that some of us have no problems discussing and expressing our opinions on important matters does not make us nerds or that we should only talk about them in book clubs. It means we are informed and we care about things besides how tan we are or the next time we are going to chill with someone. Fact of the matter is, everyone is entitled to their opinion, whether it be a logical or just plain stupid one. If you don't want to be rational and hear others' opinions, then don't expect anyone to want to hear yours. Plain and simple. Some people are just so petty, it's ridonkulous.
E: I find it absolutely hilarious too. Like, when she sent me the (summarized here) message, "You should watch your mouth, you don't know who I am, stop talking to me, something something something," I started laughing. I was like, "Why would I be scared of you???????? I know way more important people than you do. And why are you commenting on my status and replying then???" Her arguments are ridic. And it's not like I was planning on talking about politics, I was simply saying what I was doing at the moment, because that's what statuses are. Hahahahaha since when do you talk about politics at book clubs???? Don't people talk about books there? There is no way I could even be in a book club, seeing as I can never get through a book. I don't care if I personally offended her, it's time someone did. You don't see me rudely commenting on people's statuses and then telling them to leave me alone. That makes no sense. And I like how she thinks she's hurting me. I feel nada. Really. Honestly, I could hurt her a lot worse. Like, who does she know? Manwhores???? I've got lawyers and nightclub owners and brokers and psychologists and real friends and businessmen and I can get her fired from her job because I know how to work with people. Other than working into getting into their pants. So yea.
T: Hhahahha, like I said, it's just funny. I honestly would've just let it go, because the type of stuff she's trying to start is just petty. I just don't know how to describe it. But it's funny
E: Yeah, I find this hilarious. And trust me, I'm not one to start this kind of drama ahhhhhhhhh-bviously, or ever again, but this is so retarded!!!!! Why should I let her do this? It's not like I'm the only one she does it to. And it's not like she offended me, she offended my friend. Giving up is giving her what she wants. I would know, my mom is a psychologist, even though she isn't...normal. I never thought I'd say this but, Thank god for my mom!!!! I have learned everything I ever needed to know about arguing with people! Not that I do. No one has anything to be scared of.
T: I say we drop it because she and her drama aren't worth talking about. Now what else did you have to talk about?
E: True that. That's what she wants. So remember when I told you about (*his name has been omitted*) and his liking me or something lame like that?
T: Yeah. . .
E: So for maybe a split second, I considered running him for a test drive, just out of curiosity. And then I was talking to (*his name has also been omitted*), who actually cares about me, shocking enough, and finally came to my senses. I just thought you would be proud of me for that.
T: Oh thank God! I was literally about to murder you. But yes, yes I am proud haha. Way to go, Lizy!
E: Well, I probably would have, sadly enough, if he would keep his pants zipped, which should summarize a lot there.
T: Yes, yes it would
E: He's so retarded.
T: I just don't like him. But whatever floats your boat.
E: Definitely not him.
T: But *name has been omitted, because that would be embarassing if he knew what I am about to say* sure does ;] hahahah just kidding! Don't kill me
E: Are you talking about (*name has been omitted*)?
T: No! Your boat, not my boat!
E: hahahahaah! Then who on earth are you talking about? When did this become about my boat?
T: It always was about your boat haha. Pay attention! I was talking about *name has been omitted*!
E: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You need to clarify things!!!! That makes me laugh. I am never ever bringing (*her name has been omitted*) to a grad party AGAIN! All I have heard since then is, "He's so hot! He was workin' that shirt! Can we go to his house? Can we hang out with him? He is eye candy, man!" Sometimes, I really hate having hot friends.
T: I wish I had been there. Damn soccer tournament. . .oh well, we took first place AND I SCORED!!!!!!! It was a good weekend.
E: I told you to go!!!!! Yah! Why didn't you tell me you scored????? You never tell me anything ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Ohhh, my bad. I thought I did! We are going to end this so I can take a nap. I am sleep deprived. Peace<3
E: Me dos. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: I have clarifications to make! And more bad news to tell you, Titi. You may shoot me; though it's all for a good cause.
T: Uh-oh. Tell me the bad news first.
E: Remember fourth of July when you were like, "WHAT HAPPENED????"
T: Yessssss. . .
T: Yessssss. . .
E: Long story short, I have no clue how to make this long story short.
T: Ohhhhhhhh boy. This does not sound good at all. AT ALL!!!!!!!
E: Oh no, it's fine. Ok, so once again, long story short, I flirted like hell with the kid because Jaleesa and I needed a ride after getting caught in the storm, which ended up me needing a ride, and then found out he was in (*city has been omitted*) and can't even drive. Why didn't anyone tell me this??????????????????? And then made him feel bad for it, just to stay on his good side because we all know he has extremely hot friends. I was just like, "I could have made that trip worthwhile!" So, titi, don't shoot!
T: I won't shoot you. But. . .yeah, I got nothin for this one.
T: I won't shoot you. But. . .yeah, I got nothin for this one.
E: Yeah, how do you think I feel???? I called him hot.
T: WHY!? Why would you do that?! Oh good god, I can already see how this is going to turn out. He takes it the wrong way and pursues you to no end. NO END, I TELL YOU, NO END!!!!!!!
E: No, that would be (*name has been omitted*). And two words, hot friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: NO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: He has to end it sometime if he plans on going to college. Hopefully. I can only pray. Speaking of praying, I went to church yesterday!!!!!
T: Oh goody. That's always nice. Hahaha, I didn't.
E: I have been feeling very remorseful lately for all the shiite I have been pulling. And if anyone would like to know, that arguement is done. We're all good now. I apologized and did some research on her and offered her something I knew she wanted. We're all good now.
T: Hahahahah nice.
E: I know. I have a way with people. Anywho...
T: I have to leave, so we're going to end this now so Peace<3
E: O-O-O-Out!
