CONFESSIONS OF TWO CITY GIRLS

Confessions of Two City Girls

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by The Veronicas

Here we are, so whatcha gonna do?
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don’t really care

Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let them say what they're gonna say
But tonight, I just don’t really care

Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

I’ve seen it all I’ve got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don’t care

Let me take you on the ride of your life
That’s what I said all right
They can say what they wanna say
Cause tonight, I just don’t even care

Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

Let's pretend you’re mine
(We could just pretend, we could just pretend, yeah yeah)
You got what I like
(You got what I like, I got what you like)
Oh come on
Just one taste and you’ll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for

Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever

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Who We Are

Titi:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITES: student council, spanish club
HOBBIES: playing soccer, singing, reading, traveling, boys

Elizabeth:
AGE: 16
YEAR: Junior in High School
ACTIVITIES: yearbook, plays, drama club, newspaper, enviornmentel club
HOBBIES: watching and playing football, writing, excersising, men, chillaxing

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Senior Year!!!!

8:43 AM - Wednesday, August 12, 2009

E:Hello folks.
T: Hola!
E: So. Where to begin.
T: With your new beau
E: No thanks.
T: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!! When I first got asked out you made me tell the people!!!!!
E: Yes, but yours isn't a fan of the blog.
T: Ohhhhhhhh. That changes everything.
E: Yes, yes it does. I would rather not speak of him online, anyway.
T: Fine then, be that way!
E: I will be that way! It's just weird to talk about it online.
T: True. . .
E: That's just...creepy. There are some things the entire world does not need to know.
T: Again, true. . .wait! Then how come I had to post my awkward relationship on here?
E: Because yours wasn't completely inappropriate. Not that I'm saying anything.
T: Hahahaha truuuuuuue. But it was awkward. "WAIT? IS YOUR NAME MICHAEL!!!!????"
E: That was just funny, not awkward!
T: It was awkward for him hahahaha.
E: It's not my fault he was sprinting out of your house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: He was not sprinting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: Yes, yes he was!!!
T: WAS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: He was sprinting like your bro. That's why!
T: That makes it even more weird. You thought he was my brother!!! He's like, twice as tall as he is!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: It was night. Cut me some slack.
T: Pish posh!
E: Tee hee! Why is everything so cute suddenly?????
T: Because you're blinded by love. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! =)
E: No I am not!!!!! It is very chill.
T: Actually, it's quite hot outside.
E: Maybe that's why I think everything is so cute.
T: Because it's hot outside????
E: Heat makes people crazy.
T: Ohhhhh, that could explain some things. . .
E: Such as...????????????????????
T: When people say "In the heat of the moment", that's what they mean. Duh
E: Trust me, that's not exactly what it means. It's kinkier than that.
T: I HATE THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
E: K-K-K-K-K-K-K-Kink-ay!
T: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: I think we should talk about something else. This is so dumb!
T: Hahaha ok. Ummmmmmmm, Summer's almost over!!!!!!!!!! =(
E: I'm actually kinda stoked for school to start and for people to leave Starbucks so I can get my damn job!!! But I feel bad for you.
T: =( he leaves next week!!!
E: It came by so fast.
T: I know!!!!! I just don't know what to say, I really am going to miss him.
E: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what to say either; that's too much work for me. I'm JUST kidding. Or am i...?
T: THAT again. It has been a good summer for me though, so I'm not complaining. State champions, a sweet boyfriend, and a chance to actually relax. Not gonna lie, it's been fun. It sucks that it has to end. Although, I am somewhat excited for senior year. Just not applying for colleges. Yuck.
E: Ugh, you talked about way too much there!!!! Give me a second to comment on it. (*she takes a second*) Oh! Same!!! Troublesome but good! And yes, it does suck that it has to end. Applying for colleges...eghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I am not excited on figuring out to pay for it. SENIOR YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: Tee hee!!!!!
T: Ahhh!!!!!!!!!! We're so close to being done with high school. Just one more year!!!!!
E: It's so weird to think that, and also that everyone's going to be really cheesy this year, seeing as this may or may not be the last time we will see each other.
T: Hahahaha true. People are probably going to say anything and everything because odds are you won't see these people again.
E: I hope so. That will make things so much more interesting.
T: Yes, yes it will. Hidden feelings shall be exposed!
E: That sounds like a commercial to "Days of Our Lives" or something.
T: It does hahah
E: If you said that in a really dramatic voice, that would totally make that line. Maybe some dramamtic music too.
T: I shall work on it
E: Please do! It would make my day. I can play the chord (*name has been omitted*) taught me. It's dramatic. It's also the only one I could be taught without me failing,
T: Hahaha. What would make my day is a trip to Olive Garden. I've never been there.
E: Yum yum yum! Titi, you are such a deprived child!!!!!!!!
T: I know! Some people would say I have everything, and yet I'm so deprived!!!!!!!!!!* she wails in a dramatic voice*
E: Deprived in the food area!!! And I am going to patiently wait to hear this wailing voice that is in your head haha.
T: You'll just have to wait forever cuz it's NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, SO THERE! But anyway, I need lunch. So peace<3
E: Out my little frogglings!

Ice cream and Cake, Do the Ice Cream and Cake!

8:29 AM - Monday, July 20, 2009

E: I hate going first.
T: Hahaha deal with it. Rawr I am just not in a good mood.
E: Well, your phone bill thing is ridic.
T: It is!!!! My mom is being so irrational about this. It's not like I'm always on the phone just talking at all random hours of the night. Let's just chop my head off for ONE mistake. Really.
E: Haha seriously, since you hate talking on the phone. Or at least that's what you tell me--- is this an excuse not to talk to me?????? ew, chopping heads off is gross.
T: Hahah you're right! I honestly prefer to either talk in person or through texts, I hate the sound of my voice over the phone. Daddy will fix this, this is ridiculous.
E: How do you know what you sound like on the phone without someone telling you??? Your dad will probably do something about this, you are correct.
T: Voice recordings hahaha, like voicemail. If I really do get my phone taken away over THIS of all things, I will leave and never come back.
E: Okay, I was gonna ask why you were recording your voice haha. I wouldn't leave if I were you, especially over a phone issue. At least you don't have to pay for your phone.
T: I offered to pay for it. No I won't leave, I'll just stop working and helping around in the house. Within two days, she'll be begging for forgiveness
E: True that.
T: Anyway, we are going to move on from this negativity, que pasa?
E: I agree with you, no negativity! And nothing I prefer to say online, thought I can summarize it in three words. You?
T: Ooooo digame digame!!!
E: The past couple weekends have been exactly like, "I Love College," if you replace "girl" with "boy" and "woman" with "man."
T: Hahhahahhahah oh my
E: Yeah, I would tell you about it, but I'm not doing it online. That'd be genius.
T: Hahahha that would be a smart idea. Yummmmmmm ice cream =)
E: I know, right, especially when one of them reads the blog. I should give him a shout out! Hey (*name has been omitted*) Oooo! I had ice cream for breakfast.
T: I love ice cream. It's food sent straight from heaven.
E: No no no, that would be the strawberry shortcake I had at a grad party two weeks ago. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was amaaaaazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: This is going to be in my head all day, and when I start laughing at the wake today, I am totally blaming YOU.
T:Do the ice cream and cake.
E: I'll eat ice cream and cake haha.
T: I love ice cream cake!!!!!!!!!
E: Me dos! I had the best cake on saturday. It was almost as good as the shortcake two weeks ago.
T: *whispers* Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: I may have to walk out on you.
T: If you do, will you bring me back some ice cream cake? Pweaaaaaaaaase?
E: If I had some.
T: Hahahah it's sad that I have to think about it.
E: If you have to think about a "that's what she said joke," it may or may not work haha.
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: And now I'm leaving. Or am I...?
T: We are NOT doing that again!
E: Or are we...?
T: IT'S FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!
E: It was the first twenty times I heard it. Now I'm about to drive straight into insanity.
T: Nooooope. Still funny. Dontcha ya know
E: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i knooooooooooooow.
T: Hahahahhahahha you're silly.
E: So I have been told.
T: I'm so easily distracted hahaha. Can't help it
E: Yes, yes i can tell.
T: Anyway. . .
E: I don't really have anything to talk about. Or at least here. I'm sure I have something, but all that's in my head right now is "ICE CREAM AND CAKE."
T: Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
E: I am about to die.
T: NO DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: It's your fault!!!!!! With you and your constant playing of the ice cream song.
T: Bahahahahhahahahhahaa. It's part of my plot to take over the world.
E: That's a very odd way to take over the world, not gonna lie.
T: But it can work!!!!!
E: Good luck, that's all I have to say.
T: Thank you. I shall brainwash you all with Spanish music and the jonas brothers hahahahahahhaha!
E: I'm moving to China.
T: I'm going to rule over china too, duh.
E: I'm moving to Mars.
T: Fine then! Be that way!
E: I am more than happy to be this way!!!!!!
T: Hahahha I have to go to work, so we should end this. . .Ice cream and cake and cake, Ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!!!!!!!
T: Peace<3
E: O-o-o-o-ut!!!!!!

Boy oh boy

8:43 AM - Thursday, July 9, 2009

E: Well, what a shocker. I am first again.
T: That's what happens when you're the youngest haha
E: That is not my fault. I did not choose such a thing.
T: Hahahahah deal with it!
E: I will.
T: K. So. . . .anything you would like to say to the readers?
E: Yes. Be safe.
T: Did I miss something? Wha- What? WHAT IS THIS?!? IS THIS A CRUEL, SICK JOKE?!?!
E: "Wha" is how you say "I" in mandarin. It's not spelled like that, but it sounds something like that.
T: You would say such a thing. I am so tired you don't even know. AND I have a soccer game tonight a hour and a half away from here. It's for first place, but still.
E: Yes, I would since I am learning mandarin. My god, you are going to be exhausted for tomorrow. Good luck, though.
T: Thanks. I'm so excited for tomorrow!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
E: I would be too!!!! T Cake is seventeeeeeeen!!! T Cake is seventeeeeen!!!!!!
T: I will be seventeen. Tomorrow =)
E: Woot!!! Woot!!!!
T: All though, I'm a tad bit disappointed that *Name has been omitted* won't be there =(
E: I would not accept any excuse from him.
T: I'm too nice. Darn my niceness hahaha
E: You need to stop being so nice!!!
T: Hahahah I'll work on that. Well, his excuse was pretty legit. I mean his grad party is the next day and he has work too.
E: He's had weeks to plan his grad party and I am sure that he does not work all 24 hours tomorrow because that is illegal, according to the book,Starting a Business in *name of state has been omitted*, published by *name of publisher has been omitted*
T: I'm just trying to be somewhat understanding about it. Buuuuuut, I am expecting a reaaaaaally nice gift from him hahaha.
E: That is beyond understanding, T Cake. He better make this up to you or I will beat his ass. And since he doesn't know me, you have nothing to worry about.
T: Ha other than the fact that he's about 5"10 and 190 something pounds of muscle. Suuuuuure, I have nothing to be worried about.
E: What makes you think I can't fight?????? And I know men, I can get them if I need to.
T: What does that mean?!
E: If means this: If this guy treats you like shiiite, I got you covered.
T: Awwwwwww thank you. Ironically enough, you're not the first to say that to me.
E: "shia shini" is "thank you"in mandarin hahaha! And good! We should all be looking out for you or we're all butts.
T: I can take care of myself, but thanks anyway. I mean shia shini.
E: That's what you say. And you better make sure you say that with the right tones or you are going to end up saying the wrong thing.
T: Hahahahhahah ok.
E: I'm serious.
T: I know.
E: Good! Or, "hooooooowwwww" is "well" in mandarin.
T: Hahahaha moving on. . .
E: I am sorry I enjoy speaking another language in which I should soon be able to diss people in. No, I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that. Or would I...?
T: We have more important matters to discuss. . .sorry. Why the hell do people (in this case a boy) feel that they can say whatever the hell they want? Really? This is ridiculous. How can a boy, who knows NOTHING about someone, who probably never even SPOKE to this person at at anytime in their life, say something so rude and mean?! I just don't understand
E: I am not sure how to attack this situation because I definitely have a different view on things now, even though it is a bit more hostile. I think that, even thought he doesn't know her at all, it is better that he said that to her instead of talking behind her back cuz that's worse. There is always truth in what people say, whether that may be about the person they are hurting or themselves. I think it would be best for her not to take it completely personally, but to examine what he said, how he acts, and how she acts. I don't think she is like this, but it could be an opportunity for her to better herself and come out stronger.
T: I do understand your point. And I agree that it's better that he said it directly to her than to talk about it behind her back. And you're right, we have to take into consideration if he was just being a dick for the fun of it or if something she did managed to come off in a bad way and offended him. If the latter is the case then I think he should've said it in another way. Like I can't tell if he's just trying to antagonize her.
E: No, I don't agree with that at all. I think it is better for people to be very blunt about what they say, no matter how much it hurts, than to beat around the bush. It helps people come to their senses. Like, when *name has been omitted* pretty much called me straight out an unreasonable bitch, I was like, "Huh. Maybe he's right," instead of hating him forever, even if I did for a good couple of months. It helped when I came back into the whole somewhat of a relationship thing a year later and made me look at things differently. I think that him being very blunt with her will help her look at her non-romantic (or is it and I am not aware...?) relationship with him and how he acts and responds to things.
T: And I somewhat disagree with that. I think that some people need to be bluntly told what they're doing wrong because that's the only way they'll understand. But some people, and I am one of these people, who can be really sensitive when it comes to these things. Someone could walk straight up to me and call me a bitch and I'll be really confused and just become really upset because I won't know what I did exactly to make them feel that way. But if someone calmly walks up to me and takes me aside and says specifically like "Yesterday you were acting really rude and stuff " something like that, I would have to understand. But how am I supposed to understand what I did wrong if someone just says "You're being a bitch". Idk, we're both two different people and we both have different ideas on how things should work. I have no problem if someone is blunt. But to be blunt and rude is not something I tolerate.
E: Yeah, but if people are always nicely telling you things, then you'll never get the point and you will never change. Wow, I must know a lot of jerks or something hahaha. Maybe that explains my reasoning.
T: Hahaha I disagree with that too. If people are respectfully telling you something and you choose not to understand or change that's just being thick-headed and you probably deserved it in the first place. AND DON'T SAY IT!
E: That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!!
T: I told you not to say it. You would say that.
E: Yes I would!!!! And did you need to get going?
T: Yeah hahah. So I take it we agree to disagree on this one?
E: Yes, that is correct.
T: Hahaha k. Then peace<3
E: Out kiddos!!!!

Oh, The Drama...

9:22 AM - Friday, July 3, 2009

E:I have a load to talk about today.
T: Haha, I don't so that works out nicely. Go.
E: How do I begin this? Let's see, so Wednesday i put up a status about how i was writing a complaint letter to obama, because that's what I was really doing, and I was talking to a friend about it. Then some girl, who's name I won't mention because that's what she wants, comments something like, "Talking about politics on facebook is pathetic." And I didn't think of anything of it because I really don't care. And then my friend commented about that, saying how it's not pathetic. I agreed, saying that some of us want a future and this affects us. The other girl commented back something like, "Go talk about it at your book club meetings, not on facebook, " which seriously offended my friend, who I received a message from later telling me that. She said i should just delete the comment, but I was like, "This is so retarded. I cannot stand this girl." So I started dissing her because she deserved it. If you would like to see it, you can go onto my facebook and look at it. It's under the obama status. Then it looked like I ended it by calling her a whore, because that's the truth, but then she sent me a message because she apparently can't say it in public. So as of right now, I am still arguing the shit out of her until she stops being so stupid. I don't think I've ever, ever, ever been this mean to someone. And I don't plan on doing it again. Right now, the argument is like arguing with myself because she can't come up with a decent comeback besides loser and pathetic. Thank god I can.
T: Hahahahahahahahhaha. To me, this whole situation is funny. Because it's these exact same people who will say something and expect everyone to agree with what they say. But when it comes to politics, oh no! I get that some people do not like discussions about politics because they can get really heated, but at the same time, we have a right to say and discuss what we want as long as it's not disturbing anyone else. If this girl didn't like the fact that you were talking about politics she could at least have said in a more polite way that she didn't like it. But not only that, she could've just ignored it. Yeah, facebook always notifies you when someone replies to something you said, but the beauty of it is you have the choice of whether to respond or not. The fact that some of us have no problems discussing and expressing our opinions on important matters does not make us nerds or that we should only talk about them in book clubs. It means we are informed and we care about things besides how tan we are or the next time we are going to chill with someone. Fact of the matter is, everyone is entitled to their opinion, whether it be a logical or just plain stupid one. If you don't want to be rational and hear others' opinions, then don't expect anyone to want to hear yours. Plain and simple. Some people are just so petty, it's ridonkulous.
E: I find it absolutely hilarious too. Like, when she sent me the (summarized here) message, "You should watch your mouth, you don't know who I am, stop talking to me, something something something," I started laughing. I was like, "Why would I be scared of you???????? I know way more important people than you do. And why are you commenting on my status and replying then???" Her arguments are ridic. And it's not like I was planning on talking about politics, I was simply saying what I was doing at the moment, because that's what statuses are. Hahahahaha since when do you talk about politics at book clubs???? Don't people talk about books there? There is no way I could even be in a book club, seeing as I can never get through a book. I don't care if I personally offended her, it's time someone did. You don't see me rudely commenting on people's statuses and then telling them to leave me alone. That makes no sense. And I like how she thinks she's hurting me. I feel nada. Really. Honestly, I could hurt her a lot worse. Like, who does she know? Manwhores???? I've got lawyers and nightclub owners and brokers and psychologists and real friends and businessmen and I can get her fired from her job because I know how to work with people. Other than working into getting into their pants. So yea.
T: Hhahahha, like I said, it's just funny. I honestly would've just let it go, because the type of stuff she's trying to start is just petty. I just don't know how to describe it. But it's funny
E: Yeah, I find this hilarious. And trust me, I'm not one to start this kind of drama ahhhhhhhhh-bviously, or ever again, but this is so retarded!!!!! Why should I let her do this? It's not like I'm the only one she does it to. And it's not like she offended me, she offended my friend. Giving up is giving her what she wants. I would know, my mom is a psychologist, even though she isn't...normal. I never thought I'd say this but, Thank god for my mom!!!! I have learned everything I ever needed to know about arguing with people! Not that I do. No one has anything to be scared of.
T: I say we drop it because she and her drama aren't worth talking about. Now what else did you have to talk about?
E: True that. That's what she wants. So remember when I told you about (*his name has been omitted*) and his liking me or something lame like that?
T: Yeah. . .
E: So for maybe a split second, I considered running him for a test drive, just out of curiosity. And then I was talking to (*his name has also been omitted*), who actually cares about me, shocking enough, and finally came to my senses. I just thought you would be proud of me for that.
T: Oh thank God! I was literally about to murder you. But yes, yes I am proud haha. Way to go, Lizy!
E: Well, I probably would have, sadly enough, if he would keep his pants zipped, which should summarize a lot there.
T: Yes, yes it would
E: He's so retarded.
T: I just don't like him. But whatever floats your boat.
E: Definitely not him.
T: But *name has been omitted, because that would be embarassing if he knew what I am about to say* sure does ;] hahahah just kidding! Don't kill me
E: Are you talking about (*name has been omitted*)?
T: No! Your boat, not my boat!
E: hahahahaah! Then who on earth are you talking about? When did this become about my boat?
T: It always was about your boat haha. Pay attention! I was talking about *name has been omitted*!
E: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You need to clarify things!!!! That makes me laugh. I am never ever bringing (*her name has been omitted*) to a grad party AGAIN! All I have heard since then is, "He's so hot! He was workin' that shirt! Can we go to his house? Can we hang out with him? He is eye candy, man!" Sometimes, I really hate having hot friends.
T: I wish I had been there. Damn soccer tournament. . .oh well, we took first place AND I SCORED!!!!!!! It was a good weekend.
E: I told you to go!!!!! Yah! Why didn't you tell me you scored????? You never tell me anything ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: Ohhh, my bad. I thought I did! We are going to end this so I can take a nap. I am sleep deprived. Peace<3
E: Me dos. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: I have clarifications to make! And more bad news to tell you, Titi. You may shoot me; though it's all for a good cause.
T: Uh-oh. Tell me the bad news first.
E: Remember fourth of July when you were like, "WHAT HAPPENED????"
T: Yessssss. . .
E: Long story short, I have no clue how to make this long story short.
T: Ohhhhhhhh boy. This does not sound good at all. AT ALL!!!!!!!
E: Oh no, it's fine. Ok, so once again, long story short, I flirted like hell with the kid because Jaleesa and I needed a ride after getting caught in the storm, which ended up me needing a ride, and then found out he was in (*city has been omitted*) and can't even drive. Why didn't anyone tell me this??????????????????? And then made him feel bad for it, just to stay on his good side because we all know he has extremely hot friends. I was just like, "I could have made that trip worthwhile!" So, titi, don't shoot!
T: I won't shoot you. But. . .yeah, I got nothin for this one.
E: Yeah, how do you think I feel???? I called him hot.
T: WHY!? Why would you do that?! Oh good god, I can already see how this is going to turn out. He takes it the wrong way and pursues you to no end. NO END, I TELL YOU, NO END!!!!!!!
E: No, that would be (*name has been omitted*). And two words, hot friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: NO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: He has to end it sometime if he plans on going to college. Hopefully. I can only pray. Speaking of praying, I went to church yesterday!!!!!
T: Oh goody. That's always nice. Hahaha, I didn't.
E: I have been feeling very remorseful lately for all the shiite I have been pulling. And if anyone would like to know, that arguement is done. We're all good now. I apologized and did some research on her and offered her something I knew she wanted. We're all good now.
T: Hahahahah nice.
E: I know. I have a way with people. Anywho...
T: I have to leave, so we're going to end this now so Peace<3
E: O-O-O-Out!

It Has Been Such A Long Time...

4:40 PM - Tuesday, June 23, 2009

E: We have so much to cover today, and I disbelieve we will get it all done.
T: Hahah I agree with that.
E: Yes, you begin.
T: Nope. I'm older so I say who starts. You start.
E: But all my stuff is lame and probably can't be said on the internet anyway.
T: Ohhh! Then tell me!!!!!!!!
E: It isn't that bad. I'm just afraid that my mom will end up reading this and find out about what really happened about some things I said. But then again, she will never get the address to this unless she gets it from me. Which she will not.
T: Hahaha that wouldn't be a smart idea. Because there are certain things I wouldn't want my parents to know about either. Ahem. Pertaining to a certain person.
E: Hmm, like your lover????? What's really ironic about not getting grounded for (almost) throwing a house party was that my parents locked all the alcohol from the basement.
T: I HATE that word!!!!!!!!!
E: That's why i said it.
T: Jerkface
E: Oh why thank you ever so much!
T: Oooh. You still need to tell me what you want for your birthday. It's next month!
E: A new mom would be nice.
T: I'm sure my Daddy could arrange that. . .
E: He probably would. He is a miracle worker.
T: I know. I luvs him. Even if he does think it's possible to fail the ACT
E: Tee hee, you spelled "love" like "luvs." That's poor spelling.
T: Wow really? We are out of school so I can spell however the hell I want to! SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!
E: That's what he said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: That joke makes no sense!
E: I can't explain it without laughing. You'll have to find someone who is more mature to explain it.
T: Moving on. . .soooooo, how's the boy. . . .
E: I like to pretend he is not alive.
T: Well that's nice. But really, how is he?
E: Good, I think. How on earth would I know???? If he wants something, he can call. So I really have no idea.
T: So that's how that works. I figured everyone talked to their significant others all the time like I do hahaha( I'm kidding. . .we don't talk all of the time. . .). I have been enlightened.
E: I try to talk to him as little as possible. It's the same thing everytime. Oh, and yeah right you don't talk to your lover all the time.
T: I STILL HATE THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!
E:(Skips turn because she used a mean word)
T: And no, we do not. So THERE!
E: Lover is a lovely word. I do not know what you are talking about.
T: When I think of the word "Lover", I think of "Making love". Which is sex. So you are implying that we are having sex. Which we are NOT. And THAT'S why I hate that word. Plus, in all of those romance novels a lover is consider a person you have sex with.
E: Thank you, Titi, because I had no idea what making love was. And how am I supposed to know what you two do? And why would I want to know? Ewie. Hahahahaha romance novels and FABIO!!!!!!!!!!! That guy is not hot.
T: I would have to agree. Moving on. . .
E: What?!?!?! You don't want to talk about Fabio?????
T: * Shudders* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E:Well, I have much to talk about to today.
T: Ooo, Do tell!!!
E: The first one I can't exactly say online, because it is something no one else knows. I f I tell you, you cannot tell a soul. Not that this will be of any importance to you.
T: I would never tell anybody. So tell me!
E: (*Eliza tells Titi so all of you people can't read it*)
T: Hahaha woooooooooow! I won't say anymore than that. What was the second one?
E: I'm not really sure where to begin with it. Let me collect my thoughts while you speak of something else.
T: Like what? Ohh I shall talk about how BOMB Transformers 2 was! It was actually way more hilarious than I expected. Are you done collecting your thoughts?
E: Ohmigosh yes transformers was Ah-mazing!!!!!!!!!!!! It has become my second favortie movie, seeing as the first one is my top.
T: You are evading the question. Tell me what the second one is!
E: Oh my bad. Loss of focus. Um um um um um. Ummmmmm well it starts with (*name has been omitted*)
T: Ohhh. Continue.
E: Well, as of right now, he can kiss my firmly toned ass goodbye. I can tell you that.
T: Hahahahahahhahahahhahahhah. K done with that. Continue
E: Nothing, like, extreme happened, I guess. I am just really annoyed with him and I am finished putting up with him, even though I've said that at least a million times in the past year or so.
T: Don't pull a *Name has been omitted* Tell me WHAT HAPPENED!
E: That's not even, like, the story. That's just the beginning. Actually, the majority of it has nothing to do with him. I just wanted to get that out the way so I can stop hearing "BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE (*Name has been omitted*) OVER!!!!!" without cringing at the thought.
T: Ahhh got it. Continue.
E: Okay then, we need to quickly check facebook real quick to make sure he doesn't read this blog, even though I don't plan on saying who it is. Yet. Or ever.
T: Fine. Don't tell me!. Continue with the story.
E: (*after we checked facebook*) Okay, good, we're safe. Or I should say I'm safe. Sooooo last night, I don't even remember how this started becauase I was so focused on the other shocking news, I was talking to someone, which somehow turned into a flirt fest which turned into a "Hey, wanna hang out?" to a "I really like you" (actually, he said that) And that's where the problem is. I don't even like him. I just totally led him on, for no reason at all. Actually, there is a reason, but i don't know. I am so screwed up right now. I am a terrible person.
T: I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME DANGGIT!!!
E: No, I don't even want to say it. Not that he's like, retarded or something. It hasn't set in yet. I pray (that's a lie) it doesn't. I refuse to say.
T: Jerk. Fine then, what's the rest of the story?
E: That's kind of it, I guess. I don't really remember anything, sorry.
T: Oooooooooo. I still need to know the name.
E: Give me time. My mood is "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" right now.
T: How much time?
E: 'Til I know I won't get shot for it.
T: I won't shoot you. One, because I don't own a gun. And secondly, I would feel too bad. Even if you did deserve it.
E: No no, you will. Even I would. I just thought I would inform you in case you wonder why I refuse to speak about the other one (*eliza cringes*). I think he has something to do with this, like in my mind, I mean. Oh, that makes me sound mental.
T: I would NOT. I promise. Pinky swear. Anything!
E: Moving on...Nice weather today, I love rain.
T: Nope not moving on. And the weather sucks.
E: Sarcasm.
T: Perfect. So we are not changing the subject and you are going to tell me his name because I won't shoot you. Go on.
E: I really should be going. I won't get lunch if I'm not home. Though, knowing my luck, they probably already ate without me. I. Am. Starving.
T: Seriously? That's just plain mean. I would tell you the name!
E: Wait, my family not feeding me or not saying the name?
T: Not saying the name.
E: You won't get it out of me.
T: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!
E: I have to go eat!!!!!! I am telling you, they are already eating and I am not in the mood to miss lunch.
T: Fine. But sooner or later you will tell me.
E: You are tellin' me. :(
T: Please please please please please tell me =(
E: If I can eat something here, maybe. I do not want to venture home, especially with the mood my mom is in.
T: Oh no prob, I was just actually about to ask if you wanted to eat the fries too. K now tell me.
E: Ay yai yai yai yai, okay. Now, before I say anything, just remember, I do not like him. At all. At all!!! I must have been on something at the time. You're guess was correct.
T: * Raises fist in gesture of triumph* I knew it!
E: Yeah, that's why I don't have my phone around. I will freak if he tries to get ahold of me. This is why it is hazzardous for me to talk to people at like, three in the morning. WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE STOP ME???????????????????????????
T: I wasn't aware you were conversing with him. Or else I would have.
E: OMG! OMG!!!!! It all makes sense now. I totally get why I am like this!!!!!!
T: Ooooo. Do tell.
E: Besides the whole (*name has been omitted*) thing, (I am about to scare off male readers. My bad), it's that time of the month. Why else???? Why else would I do that?????
T: So true.
E: Anywho, enough of me for godssake before I get, like, sick over hearing this, your turn!
T: There isn't really much to say. I pretty much resolved the Transformers issue. But I still don't know why he called me a a jerk haha I'll figure it out soon enough. It's probably something stupid. But anyway, things are still good. I sill am baffeled about how he got grounded.
E: Yeah, it's not like you did anything. It doesn't amke sense at all.
T: Oh I know. It might have something to do with. . .that's probably it hahaha wooooooow.
E: I am a bit speechless. And kinda scarred.
T: Hahhaha don't worry, I was kidding. KIDDING. Even about the part I told you but not them.
E: Oh I am sure. And confused. What?
T: hahaha I was joking. All we did was hangout and kiss that day.
E: Uh huh.
T: Fine, don't believe me hahah
E: I won't.
T: Fine then! Moving on. . .I am so tired. But it's so worth it.
E: I know what you mean, kiddo. Wait...what happened?
T: I am older than you thank you very much haha. I couldn't really sleep because I was so wired from the movie and a certain person not texting me back.
E: Oh I know!!!!! That movie kept me up cuz all I could think was how AWESOME it was, and because of all the stuff that happened last night, like (*name has been omitted*)'s news!!!! Finally something happened.
T: OMG I know!!!!! I think it's sweet =)
E: I do too. It's about time she got some action from him. I am so tired of hearing her talk about him and not doing anything about it!!!!!!!!!!
T: Hhahaha true. It took forever!!!! Me and you know who kissed the first time we hung out haha.
E: Yes it did!!!!!!! Well, good. You should have. At least it wasn't in a park. What is with the park faze? Aw, you and (*name has been omitted*) make me do this----------> :D
T: Same =). Oh! I forgot to tell you! He finally showed me his tattoo! It's sad that that makes me excited haha.
E: I can't believe you didn't see it til now. How did you miss it??? It's on his arm.
T: Funny thing about that. . .it's not on his arm. It's on his chest
E: Oh, weird. I can't believe they put something so...explicit in the yearbook!
T: Hhahha that's kinda what I was thinking.
E: I was just kidding. That's not really a big deal. Wait... if it was on his chest...how did you miss that????????
T: Hhahahahha when you're usually hanging out at your house where your brother and sister are. . .seeing your boyfriend with his shirt off. . . somewhat difficult.
E: You really need to work on that. And stop hanging out with him when your brother and sister are around!!!! Go to a park if you have to...
T: You and parks!!!!!!!!!!
E: It was a one time thing. And I am not the only one!!!!!!
T: Hhahahaha I just may have to try it some time. Seeing as how you and *Name has been omitted* Both had your rendezvous there.
E: I care not to speak of that. You know what would have been funny? If it was at the same park. And if you do, make sure you don't, like, get caught by the cops for being there after dusk, seeing as there are more cops in (*name of home city has been deleted*) than (*name of major city has been omitted*), which makes no sense since no one gets murdered here, but they do there.
T: Hahahah I'll make sure I don't get caught.. I usually don't.
E: Lucky.
T: We should probably end this. Peace<3
E:out homeslices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Overview of the Past Month

2:35 PM - Friday, April 10, 2009

E: As my sister would say, "Hey hey hey!" It has been requested that I speak of my trip to (*name of college has been omitted), but you can talk about going to London first since that is about a million times more exciting.

T: I plan on moving there. It was awesome. Can't even describe it.

E: Well maybe you should!

T: I'm working on it! But while I do that, you should tell us about your college visit.

E: Ay yai yai. I actually am not sure where to begin since it was so long ago. I will give a quick run down since I have so much to talk about today!!! Took the bus there. Made friends with a mexican guy at the bus stop in (*name of city has been omitted). Went to the (*name of hall has been omitted). Listened to a speech thingy. Took a tour of the school. Went to a chemistry class which I will elaborate on because it was awkward. So the escort (no, no, no. Not that kind) on the way to the class said I would be late cuz she was late. We get there. She told me to pick a door to enter (there were two). I PICKED THE WRONG DOOR. THERE WERE NO OPEN SEATS IN A LECTURE HALL OF 200 EXCEPT FOR ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OR IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO PEOPLE. I had to sit in the middle of two people. It was incredibly awkward. Anywho, after that spiel, went back to the hall. Wanted to talk to some people at the PSEO office, so they had to get me another escort. He finally came. He made my day. It was like (*insert "Ahhh" sound like the sound of angels or something. You know what I mean.)! I was all, "Hellllloooooo!" Anywho, on the way he told me that he was in the sport management program, which was so wicked! I think I am done with the story now since I just wrote a freakin' book. I could go on, but I will not . NOW TALK ABOUT LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T: Can't do it. It was awesome though. Sounds like your college trip was fun. I can't wait for college. I'm going to visit the University of Florida.

E: You should go visit it. And which one? There's a couple, aren't there?

T: The one with the Gators as the mascot. My dad said we could visit over the summer.

E: Oh! Yes, that one looked very interesting. You definitly need to visit this summer.

T: For sure. My other options are Iowa State University, Miami University in Ohio and Illinois Wesleyan. A few others, too. Oh. And St. Thomas.

E: Ha. Ha. St. Thomas. Don't go missing! Iowa State is aweseome, not gonna lie. You just have to be into small cities. When they say it's a college town, they aren't lying. It really is. There's a really good Chinese place there called "Madarin." What happened to Miami in Coral Gables?

T: That's still an option too. But it really depends on my ACT score.

E: Ughhhhhh. ACT. Don't remind me. And what do you mean it depends on your score? You probably got a 36.

T: HA HA! What a joke! If I got a 36 I would die and go to heaven. There was no way I got a 36. The science section was so freaking hard!

E: As good as heaven is, I highly doubt you would want to go there right now. SCIENCE WAS RIDICULOUS.

T: True. It was ridonkulous! I think the ACT should be banned! Who's with me!?

E: I am. This song is really sad. But I kinda like it, shocking enough.

T: Shocker! That's a first. Elizabeth liking a song by a Disney Artist? Oh my!

E: Hell must have frozen over!

T: I know! It's a miracle haha. So. . .anything important happen that you haven't told me?

E: Is that supposed to mean something...?

T: Maybe. . .haha just kidding.

E: Suuuure. Sure you are. That is what they all say.

T: Or is it. . .? Gah I have nothing to say!

E: Well, I have stuff to say! I'm just not sure where to begin. It will come to me soon.

T: Ohh! Tell me! Run fool! They gon kill you! hahaha

E: That is quite random haha. And tell you what?

T: Tell me what you were gonna say.

E: Ah, yes. So over break I was in my basement looking for something when I found this shelf with books on it about psychology and sociology and business and being able to read people's body language, which tells you exactly what they are saying. I started reading the body language ones and IT IS SO CREEPY! Everything makes sense now! My life is complete! I can read people like a book! Which is so odd.

T: Ohh! What am I thinking?

E: I didn't mean like that. And I've only gotten past the part about "courting" and "flirting," oddly enough. It was the first couple chapters in the book. I have actually been reading! I haven't ben able to get through a book since, like eighth grade. Well, there are some other things I can read. It's just hard to pick up on it. And it's things you never would have guessed.

T: huh?

E: What do you mean, "huh?"
T: Nevermind. What exactly have you learned so far?

E: Ay yai yai! Where to being? When a guy and girl are talking and the guy starts to fix his clothing, like tightening his tie or pulling on his shirt, you can tell that he is "in the mood." Not all the time, though, I mean, only when it's natural. If that makes sense. You can tell if a girl is flirting with a guy if she crosses and uncrosses and then crosses her legs a number of times. When a person tilts their heads to the side and smiles, they like you. A guy's eyes will dialate and his face will flush when he likes a girl. He will also stand taller and try to show masculinity. If someone greets you with an open palm, they like you (this is normal liking). I can't think of a ton of other stuff at the moment. I will let you know if anything else comes to my mind. Which it will.

PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E: This is part two of this entry. When we did the first part, like, a week or two ago, we got distracted and stopped blogging. I think we were blogging last, we were watching Teen Cribs or something on MTV.

T: Teen Cribs is bomb! But anyway, would you like to know what I've discovered? What I've discovered is that there are still some boys that are actually nice! I have also discovered that my Daddy is my hero.

E: You know, oddly enough, I was thinking that last night (the guy thing). Your dad is my hero dos.

T: I was shocked! For example * Name has been omitted because. . .I just feel like it* always says sorry if he thinks he's said something to upset me. It's so cute.

E: And that is why you should go to prom with him.

T: We have already discussed this. He doesn't really like Prom, and just because he asked me it doesn't mean I'm going to make him go. So there!

E: Well maybe you should discuss this with him instead of not going. You know you want to. You know he wants to.

T: No, I don't think he wants to. Just sayin. Just puttin that out there.

E: Ah, so another steals my phrase. If you don't find out, I will.

T: If I don't find out, what?

E: If you don't find out if he wants to go or not. You don't know that for sure.

T: I do too know that for sure. Beause I'm psychic.

E: Oh no. Not this again. Are you going through your psychic phase again?
T: No. . .Maybe. . .Yeah, so. What's your point?

E:Nothing... nothing at all...

T: Uh huh. That's what they all say. Anyway. . .how was the track meet yesterday?

E: That's right. That is what they all say. I LOVE BOY'S TRACK MEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T: You would say such a thing. You would.

E: Yes I would! I do the posting and it was awesome because yesterday when I left the trailer, there were always shirtless men around and it was like, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (that's the sound of heaven right there.).

T: I kind of hate you. ( You saw him SHIRTLESS, in the rain and you didn't tell me?! Selfish)

E: I feel loved. (Haha, I REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!! That was terrible of you, not calling when something miraculous happens. It was possible to get there. It was possible.)

PART THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

E: So this is part three because we did the same thing we did last time...stop blogging because of distractions. I don't remember what that was.

T: Haha it was because me and my Daddy had to build that table. Which didn't even work! The stupid directions made no effing sense! Oh well. I still got paid for it =)

E: Ah yes, I do remember how you were not able to get the box open.

T: Stupid box. Sooo. . .anything important happen that you would like to tell the readers?

E: Nothing I would tell the readers.

T: Then tell me!!!

E: It is nothing of importance. Really. I always have useless shiite to talk about.

T: IS YOUR NAME MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!! I am never gonna let you forget that haha. That pretty much made my day haha. I think he was somewhat embarrased when you said that haha. Silly Boy.

E: I will clarify this for the readers because no one gets the inside joke. SOooooo Titi has a lover now, who I had noooo idea who he was. And last night (that was friday) (just in case you were wondering), I was leaving my house for a party and I look at over at Titi's house because I see this person running out of the corner of my eye, thinking it was Tolu, Titi's brother, I yelled, "HEY TOLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! " Because it looked like him, not gonna lie. And then when he didn't respond, I was thought "OMG! THAT MUST BE HER LOVER!" So then I yelled, "IS YOUR NAME MICHAEL????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????" And then he was like, "Yeah." And then Titi comes running out of her house and comes to clarify to me before I left. (Oh, and this was at, like, 11 at night, which is why her lover appeared younger than he actually is)

PART FOUR (we just decided to continue the convo from before, even though that was from...days ago)

T: HE IS NOT MY LOVER!!!!!!!!!! (Just my boyfriend. . .)
E: Oui.
T: I'm hungry haha. That is so random. Anyway, I was going to go into a rant about men(again), but I'm not going to. Why? Because I have finally realized that is not worth it. I could keep whining and ranting about it, but in the end it's not going to change anything. So I'm just going to forget it. And thay's that.
E: I am sorry to hear that and I am sorry that I am no help. I have mixed feelings right now and I am not going to bring that problem into this. Anywho... this weather is nice.
T: Not cool. Tell me! Tell me now! I need to talk about something else besides that subject. Or else I will go crazy. So please, please, tell me!
E: I think I have already gone crazy. You won't be alone.
T: Your attempts at changing the subject aren't working. So tell me. Now.
E: What?!? You don't like talking about the weather? What is wrong with you???
T: The weather is lame. Just like your attempts at changing the subject. Hhaaaha. No. But really, tell me what it was.
E: No, I am trying to let this pass. (That makes it sound like a kidney stone or something)
T: Kidney stone? You are one weird child haha. Fine then. Be that away. Withholding information just leads to it bubbling up inside you then it bursts out anyway. One way or the other, I will find out haha.
E: Or not.
T: I always find out. When I want something, I stop at nothing to get it.
E: I am so scared.
T: You should be. Be afraid, be very afraid.
E: There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
T: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
E: You're tellin' me.
T: Hahah, what's that supposed to mean?
E: Nothing. I just meant "You're tellin' me."
T: Uh huh. Sure. that's what they all say. Seeing as how you won't divulge this information, I will move on to the next topic( for now, anyway). Do you want to know what I think about relationships and crushes and all that fun stuff?
E: Thank you!!!! What is that?
T: I have realized that relationships make you paranoid. At least for me, I'm always more worried about what that other person is thinkning or feeling, than myself. But I hate that feeling.
E: You're tellin' me.
T: That again haha. But it's true. It's the hardest part of relationships. You always want to make that other person happy, so much that you forget that you need to make sure that you're happy too.
E: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I'm sorry. I just have no emotions today. I guess. I don't know what to say. I'm not really the person to ask for advice.
T: I wish I could be emotionless, sometimes. I think I let my emotions get in the way a lot. Stupid emotions.
E: Yeah, I (don't really) know what you mean. I just... I am speechless today. I guess? Yeahhhh. Yea. Ye. Y.
T: Ahhh, you make me laugh. Now I understand why they say think with your head and not your heart.
E: I never understood that. Maybe that's because the difference doesn't apparently work with me. Haha. Head. Ha.
T: I wish. My life doesn't work that way. See, this thing I like to call my brain thinks rationally. But this stupid organ I like to call my heart throws all the rules that my brain thinks, out the window. When It comes to my heart, there are no rules. Stupid heart.
E: Ah, impulse.
T: Stupid impulse. It ruins everything.
E: In relationships, I would believe. I work on impulse all the time. I don't believe I ever think. But I would agree, it does ruin some things.
T: I got nothing. I'm somewhat filled with mixed emotions right now. Stupid emotions.
E: Welcome to Eliza's world. On the bright side, school is almost over. Yah!
T: Oh thank goodness. I just want it all to be over. High school, I mean. Like, I will miss everybody, don't get me wrong. But I'm just ready to move on to the next part of life.
E: Come join my empire! That's what I'm working on right now, while everyone is getting high and getting drunk and doing idiodic things, I am building my Trumpness. (Part one of it at least)
T: Haha Trumpness. That's a funny word.
E: Yes, yes it is. While all of you are working regular jobs in college, I will hopefully have a very steady income at a very steady business! HA! I will hire you Titi.
T: Oh, see. I will be somewhat busy establishing foreign contacts and forming relationships with the future powerhouses of other parts of the world. However, if you need a foreign correspondant. I am your girl haha.
E: Well, then, I can hook you up with people across the world later on. And I will make you an ambassador. That's what you should do. Be an ambassador. That's, like, the perfect job.
T: That's what I want to be when I grow up. But it is a very strenuous process. But it would be the perfect job.
E: Just about any job is strenous. You know what's strenous???
T: What?
E: BROKERS.
T: Hhaha. Oh my gosh, I would probably jump off a cliff.
E: I'm amazed I haven't. But this is what I like doing so, whatever. But the building I want is TWO MILLION DOLLARS. TWO MILLION. Not that I would have to pay it all at once.
T: Ohmidios. That is a TON of money. Yeah, you wouldn't have to pay it all at once, but still.
E: I'm not really worried about the price right now. I'm worried about someone else purchasing it. That would suck so badly. That reminds me, I should go call the broker today. I told him I would two weeks ago.
T: Yeah, you should probably do that. One day, you have to show me this building. Like, in person.
E: I have to go check it out first to see what renovations can be done. Which will be many. Oh, I have an announcement that I have been meaning to say. If any of our readers is over 18 (I KNOW THERE ARE, SEEING AS I HAVE SPOKEN TO YOU) and want part ownership in a business, I need to know. I would ask you Titi, but you are not 18. As far as I am concerned. As for workers, I have enough right now. (You are one, Tea Cake)
T: I just might have to kill you if you ever call me that again. I am NOT a fictional character from a book!
E: Ah, I miss English.
T: Me too! Except the Tea Cake part. I also miss (*math teacher's name has been omitted) class. It was fun, not gonna lie.
E: Yes, me dos. I miss the daily talk of "Family Guy." The only person I can talk to about that now is (*name has been omitted*) but I am afraid to talk him right now.
T: I haven't talked to that kid since 2nd grade.
E: Oh, you are missing out. I heart that kid. Though, if you can't take very... dirty talk, I would highly recommend not talking to him. Often.
T: Hahaha. Then I will probably not do that, then.
E: I think we should end this incredibly, extremely long blog post.
T: K, Peace<3
E: OUT!

1:00 PM - Friday, March 20, 2009

E: Well hello children. It has been quite a while.
T: Pft. Children. Anyway, did anything new happen . . .Oh! I remember what I was going to say! I really do want to know where *name has been omitted* got that big sign from.
E: That is such a random thing to use. How horrible would it have been if she said she didn't want to go to prom with him? How embarrassing for him.
T: That would have sucked. Haha it was such a bright sign!
E: Yes, yes it was indeed. I nearly went blind.
T: It was very. .. I WANNA WATCH THE LITTLE RASCALS!!!
E: If I find it, I will give the movie to you. It might not work though, since it got stuck in our VCR when I was, like, eight.
T: Interesting. Apparently, when I was little I always used to stick pencils and various things like that into our VCR. We weren't through a lot of VCRs during my childhood.
E: That is such a weird thing to do. I feel bad for your parents, having to pay for all those VCRs. It's funny how they're so obsolete now.
T: Mhmmm.
E: Roighty then. You did not give me much to go off of there.
T: Sorry, I just don't feel too well. How was your day?
E: I went to school, so it obviously wasn't exciting, thanks to the fact that fun is banned in high school. And you?
T: I was irritated by a lot of the people in my fourth hour. But not by the person you would think. I'm just getting annoys by pretty much everyone lately. RAWR! On the plus side, I got to see one of my favorite people today. It made me smile.
E: First, who are all the people annoying you in first hour? And what a shocker that (*name has been omitted because he is too odd to be mentioned) didn't annoy you or have a spaz attack again or something. Two, who is this person you saw that made you smile...? Ahem.
T: It's fourth hour, not first hour. Their names start with C, and I can't think of the rest right now. Two, the same person who makes me smile all the time, when he's not being a butthead; that is.
E: Oh, my bad. I'm having memory issues. Yes, she is annoying. OH!!!! SO HE MAKES YOU SMILE!!!!!! A HA! THAT makes my day because.. it just does.
T: Well then.
E: Yes. Well then. I have a lot to talk about, ...but at the same time, I have nothing to talk about. It is so weeeird.
T: You would say such a thing =)
E: Ahaha! That phrase makes me laugh. And I would say such a thing. That is correct.
T: Laughing makes you live longer!
E: Is that so? So does holding your breath when you pass near cemeteries.
T: This is scientifically proven!
E: What makes you think holding your breath everytime that you pass a cemetery isn't scientifically proven?
T: Because if it is, then it's a lie.
E: You would say such a thing.
T:You would say that I would say such a thing.
E: YOU WOULD SAY THAT I WOULD SAY THAT YOU WOULD SAY SUCH A THING!
T: You would say that. You would you sick, sick individual. JUST KIDDING! Or am I. . .?
E: But I didn't even say any innuendos to get that! So ha! So there. Moving on before we lose the last of our fans....
T: Speaking of which. . .SHOUTOUT TO DEREK!!! He is awesome. No, really. He is.
E: If you say so. (Kidding. Or am I?) I will shoutout to the lunch ladies, like the people on the announcements who make me embarrassed to go to Park.
T: You know you think the lunch ladies are bomb.
E: I would like them even more if they made half-decent food.
T: Blame the school district, not the lunch ladies.
E: I have gotten uncooked chicken in wraps before. I highly doubt that is the district's fault. I will eat anything but I won't even eat that.
T: Ewwww. those things look disgusting. I actually like the chicken salad sandwiches that they have. Especially with chicken noodle soup. I like chicken noodle soup. It's yummy. No really, it is.
E: How could you not like chicken noodle soup??? What a crime!
T: * Rocks out and reminisces about the good 'ole days*
E: Thank you for giving me something to go off of there.
T: You're welcome. DON'T JUDGE ME, WITH YOUR SILENTLY JUDGING EYES!!!!!!!!!
E: As someone I once hung out with told me, "Eyes give away everything." I give it the stamp of approval. It is true. So, so true. Not that I was judging you. Just silently laughing inside.
T: If eyes give away everything. . .then I'm in somewhat of a spot 'o trouble. . .
E: "Spot 'o trouble." That makes me giggle a bit. And what is that supposed to mean...? You'd better explain. Don't be like (*name has been omitted since we haven't got permission yet) and be in an angry mood and blow me off. (As of now, I am silently making a fist inside and saying "Aghhhh! I HATE THAT.")
T: I'm not blowing you off. I would just rather not post my personal ishh on the net for everyone to see, such as College Admission People. There was a segment on the news about that once.
E: Obviously you aren't blowing me off today. I'm at your house. I don't get why people post things on the web that can get you into serious trouble. Like, when people post pictures of them being drunk. HOW STUPID DO YOU GET???? The people on (*name of TV station has been omitted) in the morning say that two drinks is the limit for posting pics.
T: Honestly, if you party. Be careful about the pictures you take. You never know where they might end up. . .
E: So. Moving on. Enough about idiots. Anything exciting in your life that you have "accidentally" forgotten to tell me?
T: Er. . .no. Same question to you. Oh wait, I was just reminded of something. I guess it's "Prom Asking" Season now.
E: Not much here. Attempting to start and business and move out early. Ah, yes that season has now approached us. What a good season for people who like shiite like that.
T: Haha. I just don't see all the hype. Hundreds of dollars towards another dance. Why would you do that? Once, sure. But three times? Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-prom or anything. It's just not the biggest priority in my life.
E: Same. I'm just glad I didn't go last year. That would have been a very, very bad idea. I don't get why people spend hundreds on it, either. Does it need to be that costly?
T: No, no it does not. You could find a perfectly gorgeous dress and it does not have to end up costing you a lot. It's ridiculous.
E: Like many people. I think we should end this now since I must skip to my house and attend my sister's Academic Triathlon Finals tonight soon. Woo to the hoo.
T: Haha have fun with that and wish her good luck for me. Peace<3
E: Will do. Out.

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The People (and inanimate objects) We Would Like to Thank For Making This Blog Possible: (in no particular order. Or so we say) (written by: elizabeth, hilariously commented on by: TiTi!)
Titi’s Parents- For buying her the laptop that fuels this operation. THANK YOU FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!! J
Derek- For being our number one fan. Or only fan, really. I’m so timid!
Frannie- For publicity and being a wickedly awesome person and a reader.
Carolyn- For filling out our application. Even though we haven’t responded to it. Yet. We will. Eventually. Thanks for reading!
Ian- You read our blog! That is so interesting! It’s shocking, really.
Anna D- Thanks for reading our blog when we forced you to. So wicked!
Jaime- Thanks for being so interested in our blog! We need all the fans we can get. And that’s not a lie.
Jaleesa- You are wickedly awesome and funny. We will soon feature your J’Oprah show on here soon! (First episode- Elizabeth sells her house for college money) (WHY DID YOU SAY IT????? Hahaha)
God- (Elizabeth will be the one going to hell for this) Because we are obligated to and because we don’t want to end up as one of the people on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show who didn’t thank God after getting an award.
All Idiotic Men Titi Has Ever Met- “I would like to thank you for giving me something to rant about for the past two years.”
Food- You are our main topic of conversation. All the amazing chefs in the world!!!!!
The Tall Dark Handsome Frisbee Players- Thanks for bestowing us with your beauty. If we weren’t officially the weirdest girls before, we are now.
The Game- WE HATE YOU.(So true. Damn, I just lost)
Breakup Season- Yah! Breakups always give us something to talk about!
Mr.Eidem- WE MISS YOU AND THE SOAP OPERA!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! You are our hero.
An annoying child that was in Eliza’s past class and is now in Titi’s class- You are so, so strange. But you do give us something to talk about. Thanks! (THAT child!! Oh good God, you talk a lot. A LOT!)
Chacha- YOU ARE GOD. We will forgive you for the one time you wronged us.
Sesame Chicken- You darn thing! You ruin everything!
Innuendos- =Elizabeth’s language and the reason for much heated debate on the blog. Wicked!
The Guy Who Gave Eliza Mono (or so she believes)- No comment. I just put you in here because I have recently brought you up a lot, thanks to what you passed to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You make a night interesting.(Oh good god. THAT child?!)
The Guy Titi Is In Love With But Will Not Admit So Eliza Will- She loves you! You should date her. She actually talks about you quite a bit in this blog, just fyi. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.( SO NOT TRUE, but you’re a cool kid anyway, so thanks J )
“Kinky”- You make life interesting! (Why are we thanking that word??? I HATE that word!)
Twilight- Titi loves you. Eliza wants you to die. Opposites attract, so there. There you go. That’s the reason you are in here. (No, I just love Jacob/ Taylor Lautner J)
Stupid People- Not that we aren’t or anything. But you all make nice conversation topics. Just puttin’ that out there.
Sophomores- You make us laugh at how much we are annoyed with you. Thanks for giving us something to rant about!(THOSE children. Why are we thanking those children? WHY!?)
This One Sophomore That Titi Liked Who Ended Up Being a Jerk- Wow. That’s all I have to say. I don’t even know you but all I have to say is “Wow.” And maybe I’ll throw a “Really?” in there. Thanks for being a topic of discussion. Not that you deserve it or anything.( DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT CHILD! I still strongly dislike you. You can go roll off a cliff)
That One Weird Guy Eliza Ran Into At The Library- You make a really interesting story. Not gonna lie. Hope I don’t run into you at school!
Politics- Aren’t they always a great topic? NOT!(Don’t even get me STARTED on politics. Hmph!)
AP Classes- You can die. You are the reason our GPA’s are lower.(So true!)
Disgusting Men- You are the reason we rant about men. So yea. There. That’s all I have to say. Woo!
“Is this a joke? Is this a cruel, sick joke?”- THANK GOD FOR THAT SAYING! I LOVE IT!!
Temi- (Titi’s sister) WOoOoO! You made our second blog HiLaRiOuS! As you can tell, I am having fun with LeTtErS!!!!! I am done now. (Pft. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I actually have to LIVE with you and your need to steal my chocolate)
Spanish- I don’t like you but you seem to come up in every conversation, so yea. I’m sure that Titi will comment on this one. (Cap locks time. SPANISH IS AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Boys, in general- That’s all I had to say. No, really. I’m not going to rant here.
Miley Cyrus- DIE. Just kidding. Or am I…?
Bart and “You would say such a thing.”- You don’t even read this blog but we always quote your line! Woo! It is wickedly funny. Haha, if you do read this- egg girl.(Ahhh you silly child)
Nicknames- Like, “TI squared” and “T squared” and , my personal favorite, “T.” DON’T KILL ME TITI!!!!( I just might kill you. RUN, FOOL! THEY GONNA KILL YOU!!!)
This small, small city and its small, small world- ay yai yai! You bore us to death but we have to thank you since we live here and have to have city pride. No, we have to. Otherwise weird, annoying people will beat us up. (Haha true. That’s all I have to about that)
President Obama- You’re just tight.
Exclamation Points- You take up space in our blog and make it look like we have something worthwhile to say!
The Future- YOU HAUNT OUR DREAMS AND FREAK US OUT.(YES, THEY DO!)
The Lunch ladies- They seem so nice.(They do seem nice)
Cody- “He’s the person that makes speech bearable.”(Haha he’s a funny child)
Jasmine- “You also make speech bearable.”(AHHHH! You are awesome)
Andrew- “God, you’re beautiful. “(Lizy said that, not me. Lizy.) (Actually, no, I did not say that. But I will not disagree.)(You did to!)(yea, like, five months ago.)
Dan- “So how does it feel to assassinate the president of a foreign country?”(Hahah that’s not a crime or anything. . .)
Mitch- “You seem pretty tight”(And you have the same birthday as Paul!)
Albert- “YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!”(And you have nice shoes J)
Rachel- “ You are nice”(True, true)
Parker- “Not gonna lie. I thought you died.”
Abel- For thinking this blog is wicked and actually being a man and reading it! (once.) Ah, you make me laugh!!!!!!! Haha, lunch at McDonalds. Oh, that reminds me. I still owe ya for that!
Alex- (no, titi, not that one) STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS!!!! (yes, titi, that one)
The People at Clubs That Elizabeth Helps With- You make weekends fun! And you’re all wickedly cool. Or at least you are to me. Some say you aren’t. Why I thank you for helping with this blog, …there is no legit reason.
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